"Bah, why should we want to learn your name? Know your place peon." said Jones tersely, and without missing a beat changed his tone and addressed the Prince.

"Milord, he may not look like you now. But with modern "medical science" as it is there are so many options at our disposal that it is not a question of how to make someone look like someone else as it is a question of why not? We just have to be creative.

Take height for example, if he's too short, we'll stretch him out on the wheel. Who wouldn't like to be a few inches taller? And if he's too tall, we'll just take out a few vertebrae. I know, it SOUNDS harsh, but really, it's not so bad. I mean we're only talking a couple out of several, they won't even be missed.

Hair? I present to you a wig and a choice of hot glue or staples.

Skin tone? The Royal Tattooist would be more than happy to have a crack at it.

All this and more is possible. Trust me milord, it's a non-issue. And all on the cheap too!!! It'll be fun, we'll make a day of it."

...Roy puts up his shield to quell the flames, and watches silently as Fox takes the beating of his life at Marth's hands. Suddenly, Young Link sneaks up from behind and grabs hold of Roy...

*Crowd- Hootin' and Hollerin'*

Quick Stats

Fox- 32 HP; -2 Hit dmg; can't move next turn

Roy 30 HP; shield; defeated fire dmg, grabbed; can't move next turn

Marth- 32 HP, hit Fox, hold = 1 turn

Young Link- 31 HP, grabbed Roy; hold = 2 turns

(sorry for the delay, it's been a long week)

keep, give me the most outlandish drink you have. start with...red bull...mix in some vodka...add a little bit of w00t beer, and you figure out where it goes from there. just make sure its incredibly toxic and vomit-inducing.dgwutka

What?! You in a frat? Get a man's drink. Barkeep, DG needs bourbon.

Couldn't resist

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me neither

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Weird....okay

try these links

Royal Decoy Insignia

Decoy armaments

Hope you like them, I spent a whole minute and a half on Google images to find them. That and I slightly modified the bullseye.

...Roy makes a grab for Young Link. Young Link spots Roy and just in the knick of time; he nails him with a flaming arrow. Meanwhile, Fox is maintaining his shield, when suddenly... Marth sneaks up from behind and grabs hold of Fox...

*Crowd- Grab Happy*

Quick Stats

Fox- 34 HP, used shield; defeated by Grab; can't move next turn

Roy- 30 HP; -2 (Pr) dmg; takes 3 burn dmg next turn unless shield, attempted Grab on Young Link; defeated

Marth- 32 HP, grabbed Fox

Young Link- 31 HP, used Fire Bow on Roy