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The reviewer states that this is the best writing you'll see in a video game... I guess he's a fan of constant and unsubtle sex jokes and f-bombs, because that's about all you are going to find in this game, writing-wise.

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@GermanBomber I don't think that is too weird. This is a high-quality game. The Bureau... Not so much, it would seem.

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@emvv To quote Michael Bluth from Arrested Development: "There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."

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I remember trying this game out back in the day and couldn't get past the first enemy! Of course, I was only ten or so at the time. And, true to the title, playing the game alone in the dark, but do you all realize how hard it really is to play video games in the dark?! You're trying to push the right button on the keyboard and the character keeps getting hit, and I was alone too, so I had no one around to ask for help, and I couldn't do with the trouble of going online for help because my house was on dial-up still... It was frustration after frustration!
I still never tried to go back and play the game. I lied to myself and said that was the only area of the game and was unbeatable, but it's nice to see that there are, indeed, much, much more areas and enemies in the game. Still, I just can't try to play the game again, lest I befall another panic attack and relive my hour with the game in 1997... 1997 was a hard year for me.

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@leviathanwing @rawkstar007 Well, it is pretty horrifying in its own way.

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Alright, between this review and the one I saw from Super Bunnyhop, I'm definitely going to buy this game. Been awhile since I've been home alone in the 90s.

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Keith David is playing Keith David as Vice President!?!!!?!? That is... amazing. I'm seriously going to rent this game now because of this information.

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Too... Busy... Playing "Brutal Doom". So... Fun... So... Bloody... Reminds me... of... My childhood.

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@bkohary My favorite game of this generation. PRAISE THE SUN!