[QUOTE="imnotwhite"][QUOTE="justiceboy13"]the chickens and pigs are so strong, they can take out hearts at a time, and if theres a mob forget it! your only hope is escape!metalsamurai
MOM UNLOCK THE DAMN DOOR THE PIGGIES ARE COMINGTHE PIGGIES ARE COMING
Mom: just a second dear.....did you swear
My dumbass: no (only 5 hearts total 1 heart left and one fairy!)
Mom: i have to go take a shower use your key
My dumbass: ....................ok (molkhiawehsdnlfknsdfho)
My dumbass:*running to neighbors house*
Former KKK member: GET OUT OF MY YARD.......oh its just a lil mexican boy
My dumbass: ........yeah sure whatever (dumbass) i need to hide from the pigs alert the town their OMG
FKKM: hey wait your not mexican........*GRABS SHOTGUN*
MDA: what a great day to hit a pig!
FKKM: die........(edited)
Pig: OINK!
MDA: good thing i save this fierce diety's mask (although it wont work against the pig) ...........*gets hit in the back of the head and drops mask* *fairy revives him* *looks up* OH NO ITS THE CUCOO
Cucco master: i will dispose of this PIG and then you!
MDA: but he has the fierce diety's mask!
CM: well now he lost his old pig qualites and now has a weakness!
MDA: well then cya *stabs cucco master* cucoo or pig i hate you all!
Mda: *runs to nucks house* man he's not here oh well at least he pig is in canada and not the...........OH CRAP
Some guy: what?
MDA: they say aboot instead of about in canada AAAAAAAAAAHHH! and they call bacon ....HAM! and im hungry! where's the damn waffle house! that pig is miles behind me plus it had to stop for a SSSS break!
To be eaten! .......i mean concluded aw crap im hungru!
OK everyone! Just nod and smile! For the love of God, just nod and smile... *nods and smiles* :)
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