See, I'm the kid who got the bag thrown over his face; Primordia, an indie sci-fi point and click adventure game, represents the entire meal; and the overdone turkey is the game's voice acting. While Primordia may have a lot of saviory components, I just can't get over the burnt turkey sitting there like a brain tumor at the center of the table. Sure many will call this complaint petty and irrelevant, but I find story telling in point and click adventures to be the cold beer after a long hard day down in the coal mine. You don't want to crack that brew and taste your dogs lukewarm urine, am I right?
Granted I know this game barely had a budget and somebody had to deliver the lines...Actually, on second thought, why not scrap the voice actors and just make the robots and other junk make wierd farting noises instead? Then have some English subtitles scroll across the bottom. It does seem a little odd that everyone speaks English in this game, even if they do resemble my mutant neighbors.
But then again I guess a lot of people enjoyed this game. I seem to have a problem anything these days. But who knows, maybe all these other reviewers were just secretly also getting dome under the table at the same time.
I'm a vegetarian who also eats meat.