HARD!!
He shoots lasers out of his arms. The only other guy I know that can do that is my dad.
He wears underwear over his pants. He's a trend setter.
He revolutionized gaming. If you don't already know why then just stop reading this and go watch movies about pouty vampires...or whatever the hell you youngin's do.
His box art is hysterical. Not since Molly Hatchet has a cover made me laugh so hard.
His music kicks all kinds of ass. Just listen to it and trust me...you'll want to shake your caboose every which way but loose.
He can steal his enemies souls and use their powers. The only other guy I know that can do that is my dad.
His game is probably one of the hardest things you'll ever get your hands on....and no, I'm not going to make that joke.
His game is also one of the funnest, most challenging, coolest, most solid games you'll ever play. Seriously.
He can beat up old scientists just to say he can. That's what makes a real man.
He can make you realize that you've wasted hours of your life staring at the T.V., and that now it's too late and you'll never amount to anything....basically, he lets you know that where you are at now is as good as it's ever going to get. The only other guy I know that can do that is my dad.
And that's why Mega Man is Mega Awesome.
The End.