I eat camels and crap Pogo sticks!!!

User Rating: 1 | Jim Henson's Muppets Party Cruise PS2
Durpy doop stinky cheese farts!!!

Wow this is without a doubt one the stupidest things to ever be made.

The muppets are a treasured icon, they are my childhood; alongside Sesame Street, Ninja Turtles, & Power Rangers. This game is a load of fecal matter spewing from a rat's anus covering my wonderful bowl of cheerios.

I lost brain cells at a much more rapid rate playing this turkey sandwich. I fell into a pit of snakes and ruptured my spleen. My hair fell out and gave me cancer. I saw God and He told me this game sucks, then the devil; being an assh*le, hit me in the back of the head with a baseball bat.

I played this game for maybe 50 minutes and felt nothing but contempt and loathing in Las Vegas. The dinosaurs regenerated their fossilized skeletons and ate my appendix. Butt hair and ball sweat rained from the sky and killed an elderly lady. The toaster called me a republican so I had to kill it!!! I remember this one mini game riding a unicycle in a satellite dish, and another shooting radiation at Protons and Neutrons in a box while Prof. Honeydew laughed his ass off at me. I poured different colored liquid in a giant beaker and the screen exploded!!!!

It was like being on acid without anything cool happening, it was just stupid...stupid! STUPID!!!!!!!!!

But sh*t in a donkey's mouth if it isn't something I find myself playing again just to unlock all the stupid mini games due to my obsessive compulsive nature as a lunatic dumb f*ck. Guilty pleasure, not really, I'm just a f*cking idiot.

Cause the game made me stupid...oh look a penny...and an electrical socket, Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!