22 Hilariously Stupid Ways to Die in Grand Theft Auto V
1. Crashing Into a Blimp
Blimps are not the safest mode of sky transportation, especially with all those planes out there.
2. Driving off a Cliff
Speeding off the side of a mountain is the fastest way to get down to the beach, but the chances of surviving are surprisingly small.
3. Forgetting Something
It happens to everybody. You get all suited up for some adrenaline-packed skydiving, and you forget just one thing.
4. Shark Attack
You're gonna need a bigger boat. Or a boat, period.
5. The Nose Dive
What's more fun than face-planting in a plane? That's right, nothing.
6. Flying a Helicopter Into the Vinewood sign
If you want to see the Vinewood sign up close, maybe consider hiking instead of flying directly into it.
7. Bombarding an Armored Vehicle
Make sure to stock up on ammunition when you try to rob an armored vehicle. The more you have, the longer you may survive.
8. Bus, Meet Plane
When the bus you're driving in GTA V finally meets a plane, there'll be fireworks. Like, a huge explosion in the sky that will kill you.
9. Burning Man
There are sooo many different ways to light yourself on fire.
10. Tanks, Tanks, Tanks!
If you cross enough people in GTA, you'll face the consequences. Like...tanks!
11. Jumping Out of a Car That Was Dropped Out of a Plane
No amount of airbags can save you.
12. Running Into a Wall, Over and Over
You aren’t the Kool-Aid Man. You cannot burst through that wall.
13. RPG-ing Yourself
You know you've been guilty of such things. How could you not shoot the ground with an RPG to see what happens?
14. Catching the Train
You're just having a nice stroll on the tracks, and a train comes barreling down on you. Walk ruined.
15. Go Crazy With a Golf Cart
This would make game a lot more interesting.
16. Getting Shot Down by the Pros
Evasive maneuvers might not be enough when the Air Force is using heat-seeking missiles.
17. Dog Attack
Players can get shot as many times as 50 Cent, but can't survive a little dog bite?
18. Mountain Lion
You’d probably rather face that dog again, right?
19. Squashed Under an Elevator
The hard hat will not help you here.
20. Tumbling Down a Mountain
Watching a character roll down the steepest mountain you've ever seen is never not funny.
21. Plane vs. Train
No one wins!
22. Coddling a Grenade
Holding onto a live grenade is like high-stakes quarterbacking, except that getting sacked looks a little bit different.