All right so let me just start by saying that Ninja Gaiden had me hooked from the very first fight. The fast paced visceral combat was awesome, and bloody and just a royal amount of fun. However, from the very first sword swing I knew this game was different. Ninja Gaiden Sigma (thats the version I played) was challenging because it was a dance of exact timing and mastery of your weapons. If you tried the art of button-mashing foo in that game, you were rewarded with a massive load of lost health that didnt instantly regenerate, whereas in this game I just jam my way to severed limbs town and then get rewarded with a cool looking obliteration technique. I know that you cant purely button mash, but anyone who says that this game is less about button mashing than its predecessors is either lieing or just plain stupid. So up through chapter 6 I was having a blast. The game was still bloody and awesome (though the bosses were cheap sometimes) and I was having a blast. When I reached the end of chapter 6 I said to myself "Wow, a difficult chapter, but not overly so with a reasonably challenging boss fight...did they put this in by accident?"
Then I moved on to chapter 7. It was a bit on the easy side after battling through all the werewolves but still, it was fun, challenging, but still remained fair. Even the boss at the end of the chapter (meaning Genshin) was fair. And then I reached the boss fight of chapter 7, part 2. I like to call him the gigantic gay turtle of doom. You have to kill this gigantic red turtle, and he has a myriad of attack, some of which are fair, but some of which are unbelievably cheap. However, it wasnt the first part of the fight I had a problem with. I mean it was hard, sure, but I could deal with it. However, all of a sudden he realized that a ninja was carving up his face and turned into the gigantic gay LAVA turtle of doom. After that the battle just got unbelievably cheap. First of all he almost never stops launching these little fiery boulders everywhere which often hit you and make you stagger, second he uses his metroid prime style roll up into a ball and roll around the arena for a few minutes until he hits you move and then if you try to attack his most vulnerable spot he grabs you in a long-ass attack that takes out almost all of your health. However, at long last I finally defeated him, and I was rejoicing, the BASTARD THING BLEW UP!
No, I'm sorry, he didnt just blow up. He ****ing exploded and he took all of my health with him. I hadnt equipped my Talisman of Rebirth, so I had to do the whole ****ing fight over again, and I had to waste my talisman the second time around. How the **** is that fair? I mean, what's next, a boss who decides to kill me with a 1-hit massively lame attack because her favorite show is on TV and she cant be bothered with fighting me? Sigma always has this habbit of making you understand that you lost because you werent good enough, however this game lets you know that you lost because it hates you and wants to be cheap. If this is what I can expect from future chapters, I think I am going to return my copy of the game. It's not that I have never played challenging games (Metal Slug, Devil May Cry 3, NGS, Castlevania) but this isnt difficult, this is cheap, and this game proves that there is a very clear difference.
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