Funniest motto that you've read???

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#51 imperial_agent
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[QUOTE="joey101010"][QUOTE="Juggernaut140"][QUOTE="spartan----117"]

[QUOTE="andyg16"]"Bring Back Slavery"spartan----117

not funny.

period.

yeah it is, who says racist jokes can't be funny.

$20 says it wasn't a joke.

seriously, there are some ****ed up people on live.....

when i play on Live, I don't plug in my headphones precisely for that reason. i weep for the future if teenagers actually believe the things they say on there.

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#52 Fyper
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[QUOTE="spartan----117"][QUOTE="joey101010"][QUOTE="Juggernaut140"][QUOTE="spartan----117"]

[QUOTE="andyg16"]"Bring Back Slavery"imperial_agent

not funny.

period.

yeah it is, who says racist jokes can't be funny.

$20 says it wasn't a joke.

seriously, there are some ****ed up people on live.....

when i play on Live, I don't plug in my headphones precisely for that reason. i weep for the future if teenagers actually believe the things they say on there.

Same here. I hate Xbox Live so much. It's not what it's hyped up to be at all. When you turn off what people say and don't plug in your headset it's OK, I guess. But the community is just so much crap, sometimes I can't believe I actually renew my membership.

I used to be one of those 'You pay for a better service' poster, but lately I just laugh at anyone who still believes that.

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#53 Fyper
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I No-Scoped JFK.:)Rob2223

That one is pretty funny.

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#54 yucky_straw
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"Bring Back Slavery"andyg16

weak.

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#55 BeErBOnG29
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Mine :)

I punch nuns for fun.

ryguybond

LOL. Winner.

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#56 BeErBOnG29
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I No-Scoped JFK.:)Rob2223

Lol, that's great.

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#57 defiant3279
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horn if you're honky :lol:
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#58 JackBauer123
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[QUOTE="alsha3er78"]if you are reading this you are gayyucky_straw

i think i may have seen that one too.

That was my friends.
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#59 mastarifla
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Mine was a play on words that may be a bit too witty to be funny... actual intellegence may vary (I wish I could have that but its too long so I shaved off the actual part)
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#60 Magna_Man109
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"XBL FOR FREE"


:lol: Like M$ is gonna listen to us

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#61 6constantine9
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My Motto is "I Regret Nothing!!!"Prodigy117
Red vs. Blue?

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#62 chicken_slasher
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family guy ? :lol:
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#63 booomer69
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I No-Scoped JFK.:)Rob2223
Best one Ive read.
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#64 cosmicwave
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loading motto... not funny but nice.
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#65 NSR34GTR
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Mine used to be:

Testicles...That is all

Pwnager

i lold at ths one

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#66 yucky_straw
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wife is ugly n fat,,,i was drunk...Major_Wiggles

that might be the winner.

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#67 misfit_780
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mines about to be "Killing Noobs Since 2005"
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#68 TaintedSaint666
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There's been a few..

I'LL TAKE ON ANY ARMY

Americans like men (That made me giggle, although most Americans are cool.)

XBOX LIVE SHOULD BE FREE

They all made me laugh.

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#69 OMG789
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My old motto used to be "Make Xbox live more $" and most of my friends got pissed at me saying why would I have that.

LOL they actually thought having "MAKE XBOX LIVE FREE" in their motto was actually going to work

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#70 morpheusnj
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Mine was a play on words that may be a bit too witty to be funny... actual intellegence may vary (I wish I could have that but its too long so I shaved off the actual part)mastarifla

haha I like that.

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#71 Killer_priest03
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@nal Spatula So abstract it made me laugh.
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#72 Smoky_Hill
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Vote 4 Obama
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#73 FLzthvikings87
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One 4 Daddy, if you know what that means then you'd find that hilarious.
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#74 EnderSR388
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#75 mohfrontline
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eat s*** n die

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#76 killerfist
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Wow, most of these are not funny at all.

[QUOTE="jericoY2J"]IDK but when I make my clan I'm gonna put our motto as " we gonna kick yo asses"..lolnosferatu

This one takes the cake though. If that makes you LOL you need a better sense of humor or an imagination.

The "Loading...." one was clever, funny, and original though.

nah Ive seen many "Loading motto 52%" or "insert motto here" mottos. not so original.
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#77 killerfist
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QuittersHaveTinyPP'shalogta9890

lol

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#78 DarthSnipa
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xboxliveshouldbefree... NO That's really stupid... I meant, some little kid's.

"Noobes dont get boobes".

Stupid little kids.

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#79 Renzo19
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"Bring Back Slavery"andyg16

You're so effin stupid:x

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#80 vadicta
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Whast if i said my motto was bring back slavery.... its not but what if.... u could be really offending that person.... u guys can be sooo insesative
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#81 RipaX21
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Forty Birds
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#82 killerfist
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"Code of conduct" is also a funny one Ive seen many times:P
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#83 killerfist
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I like mine, or my recent ones.

Deepthroat Champion 1993, I torture Children, I cut my wiener off, hear and queer fistor for life, and the list goes on.

Tundrawarlord
wow you are a Deapthroat Champion??? :lol:
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#84 Bessey14grenade
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Muffins vs cupcakes

hahaha duty....co duty

should of had a V8

cats do like fish

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#85 w4rgasm
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Gamertag: AquaticGas Motto: Death by Bubble ;)
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#86 sToK3d
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YouAreSofaKingWeToddEdd
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#87 slim-pagey
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Touch My Car I Kill U!
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#88 Shredding_Ninja
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God... Some people amaze me... doesen't anyone besides me realize that people freak out when someone says "Bring Back Slavery" but everyone just laughs when someone says "I no-scpoed JFK" They could both be offensive, one to blacks and the other to Americans. I'm American and I laughed at the JFK one, people need to stop whining. It's a joke, get over it.

But anyway, I digress. The funniest motto I have ever seen was my friend's it was "For the Greater Good" it was mostly funny because he and I were killing ourselves in shadowrun, yelling "For the Greater Good!"

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#89 ThexTruexNinja
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i like my sisters

"omg a girl!!!!"

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#90 sensesxfail
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'48yr male seeking boy'

and mine is:

'It's over 9000!!!'

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#91 kirbomb
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Don't drop the soap!, thats mine

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#92 T_Goose_09
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Live the dream, play the Legend.
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#93 PyroPice
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Permanetley offline. ( the dude was always appearing offline)
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#94 JoetheMoe
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derka derka
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#95 bannermanner
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if you are reading this you are gayalsha3er78

That's well over 21 characters.

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#96 jamejame
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I No-Scoped JFK.:)Rob2223
ahaha, that's my motto man.
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"Man makes Alcohol, God makes Cannabis...... Oh, **** I'm so high right now man, God, I think I'm floatin' "
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"No More N00b Tubes!"
"OMGWTFBOOOOOOOMMMM!"
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#99 yucky_straw
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**Funnniest Motto**solid1210
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#100 iam2green
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sombody i saw was "jesus t-bags do u?" before that is was" i t-bag because i care"