Funniest motto that you've read???

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#1 Posted by yucky_straw (1225 posts) -
Topic.
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#2 Posted by solid1210 (115 posts) -
**Funnniest Motto**
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#4 Posted by Banned2x (157 posts) -
" Be cool, dont buy halo"
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#6 Posted by yucky_straw (1225 posts) -

" Be cool, dont buy halo"Banned2x

nice.

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#7 Posted by derangedmnky420 (197 posts) -

All lubed up for anul

or

21 letters is to shor

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#8 Posted by Pwnager (1947 posts) -

Mine used to be:

Testicles...That is all

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#9 Posted by MaTt345 (235 posts) -

Never dance in the rain without a raincoat ;)

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#10 Posted by alsha3er78 (812 posts) -
if you are reading this you are gay
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#11 Posted by amapi (2404 posts) -

All lubed up for anul

or

21 letters is to shor

derangedmnky420

Haha those are pretty hilarious.

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#12 Posted by yucky_straw (1225 posts) -

if you are reading this you are gayalsha3er78

i think i may have seen that one too.

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#13 Posted by Prodigy117 (998 posts) -
My Motto is "I Regret Nothing!!!"
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#14 Posted by dunit13 (1103 posts) -
a friend of mine had his as loading... and so many people would ask during our gears of war games what is your motto it won't load it was pretty funny.
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#15 Posted by Flow4U (1529 posts) -
Mine is "IWannaWackOff" needs to be changed.
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#16 Posted by GEARSofWAR360 (1405 posts) -
mines dont shrink me gypsie
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#17 Posted by jkennedy791 (131 posts) -
Paper cuts hurt...
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#18 Posted by Superdude475 (1887 posts) -
It hurts without lube
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#19 Posted by bessy67 (1734 posts) -
Mine's "It's not a tumor!" but I'm thinking of changing it to "carpe manana", seeing as I'm a huge procrastinator.
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#20 Posted by yucky_straw (1225 posts) -

mines dont shrink me gypsieGEARSofWAR360

?

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#22 Posted by combine107 (155 posts) -
"You know who your true friends are when everyone else is dead"- Serious Sam
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#23 Posted by hockeyruler12 (8115 posts) -

[QUOTE="GEARSofWAR360"]mines dont shrink me gypsieyucky_straw

?

Borat

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#24 Posted by This-is-SPARTA (48 posts) -
dont pee in the wind:lol:
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#25 Posted by Ad-2cool4u (485 posts) -
I remeber this vacume commertial, and its motto was "our vacumes really suck" lol ;)
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#26 Posted by jericoY2J (1688 posts) -
IDK but when I make my clan I'm gonna put our motto as " we gonna kick yo asses"..lol
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#27 Posted by Juggernaut140 (36011 posts) -
mine was detachable peenis (won't let me put penis from the song detachable penis by primus.
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#28 Posted by Juggernaut140 (36011 posts) -
it is now 12 gauge vengeance
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#29 Posted by crazymunda6 (1389 posts) -
I remeber this vacume commertial, and its motto was "our vacumes really suck" lol ;)Ad-2cool4u

OMG i was watching TV while i read your post and that commercial came on. WoW...freaky
Anyways funniest i have seen is "My Balls are Sticky"
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#30 Posted by ryguybond (93 posts) -

Mine :)

I punch nuns for fun.

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#31 Posted by j-killer-316 (413 posts) -
funniest one ive seen was 29/2kids&stillplaying
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#33 Posted by Major_Wiggles (144 posts) -
wife is ugly n fat,,,i was drunk...
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#34 Posted by hobbit93 (1461 posts) -

why run and die tired was one

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#35 Posted by cruzer167 (563 posts) -

bangz vaj

it was his gamertag too:D

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#36 Posted by Staryoshi87 (12759 posts) -
Et tu, Yoshi? Oh wait, that's mine... Great motto :)
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#37 Posted by spartan----117 (5255 posts) -

"Bring Back Slavery"andyg16

not funny.

period.

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#38 Posted by Alpha172 (1437 posts) -
I can't seem to remember any at all.
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#39 Posted by HeroxOfxThexDay (219 posts) -

mine is "comon maka my day joo" (cant say jew) lol also

my other one was a marines sayin and it was "if u run, u die tired" (not funny but cool)

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#40 Posted by nosferatu (4292 posts) -

Wow, most of these are not funny at all.

IDK but when I make my clan I'm gonna put our motto as " we gonna kick yo asses"..loljericoY2J

This one takes the cake though. If that makes you LOL you need a better sense of humor or an imagination.

The "Loading...." one was clever, funny, and original though.

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#41 Posted by godamus187 (269 posts) -
I found the Hentia and BBQ pig feet both were good
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#42 Posted by halogta9890 (739 posts) -
QuittersHaveTinyPP's
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#43 Posted by Juggernaut140 (36011 posts) -

[QUOTE="andyg16"]"Bring Back Slavery"spartan----117

not funny.

period.

yeah it is, who says racist jokes can't be funny.

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#44 Posted by Rob2223 (7532 posts) -
I No-Scoped JFK.:)
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#45 Posted by joey101010 (7521 posts) -
[QUOTE="spartan----117"]

[QUOTE="andyg16"]"Bring Back Slavery"Juggernaut140

not funny.

period.

yeah it is, who says racist jokes can't be funny.

$20 says it wasn't a joke.
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#46 Posted by PacBoy23 (9505 posts) -
mine is ★ÑØ ßひRGモR ④ ÝØひ!☆(no burger 4 you ) but it looks cooler online because it has japanese letters but my motto used to be " Dont Drop The Burger" which i thought was pretty good if you understand just assume hamburglar goes to jail
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#47 Posted by spartan----117 (5255 posts) -
[QUOTE="Juggernaut140"][QUOTE="spartan----117"]

[QUOTE="andyg16"]"Bring Back Slavery"joey101010

not funny.

period.

yeah it is, who says racist jokes can't be funny.

$20 says it wasn't a joke.

seriously, there are some ****ed up people on live.....

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#48 Posted by Juggernaut140 (36011 posts) -
[QUOTE="joey101010"][QUOTE="Juggernaut140"][QUOTE="spartan----117"]

[QUOTE="andyg16"]"Bring Back Slavery"spartan----117

not funny.

period.

yeah it is, who says racist jokes can't be funny.

$20 says it wasn't a joke.

seriously, there are some ****ed up people on live.....

I'd make that bet if i had muhneez to spend, but right now i'm savin up for overlord. And i know there's f ed up people on live, try being in a room in R6V and have the entire team screamin the N word, sayin get that coon off my porch, and white power. Worst group of people i've ever seen on live.

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#49 Posted by spartan----117 (5255 posts) -
[QUOTE="spartan----117"][QUOTE="joey101010"][QUOTE="Juggernaut140"][QUOTE="spartan----117"]

[QUOTE="andyg16"]"Bring Back Slavery"Juggernaut140

not funny.

period.

yeah it is, who says racist jokes can't be funny.

$20 says it wasn't a joke.

seriously, there are some ****ed up people on live.....

I'd make that bet if i had muhneez to spend, but right now i'm savin up for overlord. And i know there's f ed up people on live, try being in a room in R6V and have the entire team screamin the N word, sayin get that coon off my porch, and white power. Worst group of people i've ever seen on live.

ive played R6:V Halo:2 Gears but the WORST is the GRAW series

omfg those people can talk ****

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#50 Posted by KGB32 (4279 posts) -
mine used to say "Game On" before shadowrun came out....then i played it and i was like...whao it was meant to be!