Signs you have been playing games too long

have a little humor

1.you can double jump in real life

2.you always wear red hats

3..........

You eat many mushrooms trying to grow large

You hang out with a falcon, a toad, and a hare while flying in a airplane

You are constantly fighting a half man, half pig creature

Your neighbors turn into animals and speak in Animese

You throw banana peels and turtle shells at others while driving

You buy a pet gorilla and have him wear a tie

You hear sound effects upon figuring out solutions to any problems you've had.

You keep your pets in spheical objects around your waist.

you paint your pillow pink and try to suck up objects

You pull plants out of the ground and throw them at people

As soon as you press enter to start a game your system gives up the ghost because it is less painful

You become cartoony and play different sports on a tropical island

You ride a dinosaur that eats everything

A pink creature shoots eggs at you...through it's nose! GASP!

when you get hurt you think your invincible for 3 seconds

you gain experience points

you make basketballs go on fire from playing

you can do special moves

you go da na na na when you find something

you respawn

you get attacked by ninjas at random times

you have extra lives 

simply changing the colour of your shirt makes you stronger

you hack through grass looking for money.

If the is a natural disaster coming you play the flute to go back in time.

You think whenever you hold a sword you are ten years older.

You can control electricity (inFAMOUS)

You are the only dude bad enough to save the president

A mushroom keeps pointing out that the princess is in another castle