Corrupt a Wish

granted, but it's boring when you get there

i wish it would stop raining 

Granted but then it snows :P

I wish i could play guitar

granted, but your strings keep breaking

i wish i could play the drums 

Granted but the drums blow up:P

I wish i had a Dodge Viper

granted, but it gets stolen :shock:

i wish it would snow early 

Granted,but then an Ice Age would start:P

I wish a new Dragon Ball franchise is started which continues the story from where GT left off:o 

Granted but you can't see it:P

I wish my computer wasn't slow

granted, but it never works

i wish life was easier :P 

Granted,but you would feel guilty:P

I wish there was no word named wish:P 

Granted, but people use synonyms for that word instead.

I wish none of my wsihes could be corrupted.

granted, but none of them come true either

i wish it would start raining money 

Granted but all the money goes to me :P

I wish i could win the lottery

granted, but you find out it's a fake ticket

i wish i had a burrito 8) 

Granted but i eat it right in front of you :P

I wish it was sunny outside

granted, but it's so bright you can't see anything

i wish it was raining 

Granted but it floods the world :P

I wish i could see my avatar

granted, but then your computer screen goes dark

i wish i had a dog 

Granted but the dog hates you and runs away:P

I wish i had a budgie

granted, but it explodes (don't know what it is :lol: )

i wish i had the fastest computer in the world 

A budgie is a bird :P

Granted but then i smash it because i become jealous :P

I wish for food

granted, but it's rotten :?

i wish i had a budgie now! :lol: 

Granted but i steal the budgie from you:P

I wish i could drive a motorcycle

granted, but it falls apart after one use

i wish i could climb a tall tree 

Granted but you fall to your death :cry:

I wish life was easier

granted, but it'd be boring

i wish popcorn didn't have those hard kernels left over 

Granted but then the popcorn would disappear :P

I wish there was a bacon flavour popcorn

granted, but it'd be chock-full of calories

i wish i never had to work 

Granted but then the world would come to a end:?

I wish Sora was real

granted, but he wouldn't be as cool as in the games

i wish i roxas was real 

Granted but he would ditch you to hang with me 8)

I wish i could find a copy of Earthbound

granted, but it costs a million dollars :shock:

i wish the neighborhood ice cream truck would stop playing christmas songs :roll: 

Granted but then there won't be a ice cream truck:P

I wish my dog would properly do agility

Granted but your dog  blows up the planet for no reason

I wish i could get on my computer more often 

granted, but no one is on when you use it

i wish school started later 

Granted but that means more pop quizes and you fail and gets all zeros

I Wish i could pass all my tests 

Granted but then you fail at life :P

I wish it was cooler outside

Granted but its too cold and you freeze

I wish i could drive better 

granted, but you also drive faster and get lots of tickets

i wish i could figure out how to start my union... 

granted, but your writing gets set on fire :shock:

i wish dreams could be real :P 

Granted but then you would experience nightmares instead :o

I wish everyone liked to dance :lol:

granted, but no one's any good at it

i wish i had a pizza 

Granted but it tastes like garbage :lol:

I wish everyone was happy

Granted but he runs away from you :?

I wish i would have wait to buy my 3DS

Granted but he runs away from you :?

I wish i would have wait to buy my 3DS

fablesway

Granted but everyone boos at you and throws food at you :P

I wish i could gain some weight

granted, but you gain over 500 pounds and explode

i wish i had a comfy chair