Reapers of the 5th Era Arc (OT Thread #6)

It's tough to be active when there is a Big Bang Theory marathon on TV... :oops:

*Pours a beer*

 :D

It's tough to be active when there is a Big Bang Theory marathon on TV... :oops:

*Pours a beer*

 :D

Prinze

Don't they play those every Tuesday?

Joke:

Settling a Cow Case

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.

The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store.

The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking.

After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, "You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!"

The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that durned bull came home this morning."

Don't they play those every Tuesday?

dancingbeatle

Every Tuesday....and Wednesday....and Thursday....and Saturday too I believe. ;)

Only on CBS :P

 Joke:

Repair Estimate

When my printer's type began to grow faint, I called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told me, I might be better off reading the printer's manual and trying the job myself.

Pleasantly surprised by his candor, I asked, "Does your boss know that you discourage business?"

"Actually it's my boss's idea," the employee replied sheepishly. "We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first."

"CBS cares" *grins*

:lol: 

Good Morning all. Last Day for me and then back school for nxt week.

Did you create havoc?

Joke:

Seen on People's Bumpers

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

Adults are just kids who owe money.

Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

You! Off my planet!

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?

The one getting put out in December?

 Joke:

What it REALLY means

"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."

"Will you marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."

"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea how it works."

"I'm getting more exercise lately," REALLY MEANS, "The batteries in the remote are dead."

*Kisuke checking his mailbox*

Hmmm. Mail, junk mail, and ........ Tessai's mail. 

*puts Tessai's mail in the fire*

*Kisuke checking his mailbox*

Hmmm. Mail, junk mail, and ........ Tessai's mail. 

 

*puts Tessai's mail in the fire*

sfkm2

Ummmm, aren't you afraid that Tessai put chemicals in the mail that reacts to fire... :shock:

Oh no worries. That's why I have them.

*points at the chibis*

Happy Mother's Day all!

Ahhh, what a LOVELY Spring day to enjoy....

*Gets handed lawn mower keys*

:evil: 

Here's my lesson of the day: Stay.Away.From.Tuna.

That thing made my stomach do somersaults last night.

Here's my lesson of the day: Stay.Away.From.Tuna.

That thing made my stomach do somersaults last night.

HybridKing

Go with chicken salad.

I don't eat salads unless I'm desperate for something to eatHybridKing

Trust me. It not a salad when you see it.

That sucks HK, food poisoning is the worst. The ONLY Tuna I choose to consume is the Starkist Tuna in a pouch. At the same time, it has to be stored properly, otherwise I will not eat it.

Fortunately I love to eat salads, and my workplace has a bombin' cafeteria that offers daily varieties of salads. The buffalo chicken salad is one of my favorites.

Need to visit your workplace for their salads.sfkm2

@Prinze-I wasn't even told tuna was in there, I ate it and thought to myself "this tastes fishy" lol. Doesn't matter the brand of tuna for me, as long as its tuna, I can't eat it.

*Halibel check her mail in her mailbox*

hmm... Mail, junk mail... box from Amazon.com

*open box*

yay! 3 new mangas to read

*read one manga*

cool action...

BBQ and Hookah night a success! 8)

Now, time to watch TV and accomplish nothing for the rest of the night!

Can't believe how fast this year has been. :o

It's definitely been one of my favorite ones so far though. 8)

Hmmm, not too sure about the approach to the Xbox One. It's built around some great features to be an entertainment hub, but it seems very restrictive and too tailored to a North American audience.Prinze

I got the impression that Microsoft thought that games are one of the last things gamers want these days and that TV is where it's at. :P

sorry guys I ran in some issue in my life but.........

Gotei 13 would be first one to know.... I'm engaged!!!

sorry guys I ran in some issue in my life but.........

Gotei 13 would be first one to know.... I'm engaged!!!

Nightmare-_-

*reading newspaper*

Already knew... 

*flips the page* 

Whens the wedding and are you sending us tickets? Plane Tickets?

sorry guys I ran in some issue in my life but.........

Gotei 13 would be first one to know.... I'm engaged!!!

Nightmare-_-

Congrats man! :)

thanksss!!! jackass sfkm2 ur gonna be my bestman at wedding!Nightmare-_-

Well, I need tickets and passport. 

[QUOTE="Nightmare-_-"]thanksss!!! jackass sfkm2 ur gonna be my bestman at wedding!sfkm2

Well, I need tickets and passport. 

don't got money for that as well :(

sorry guys I ran in some issue in my life but.........

Gotei 13 would be first one to know.... I'm engaged!!!

Nightmare-_-

Congratulations!! :D

[QUOTE="sfkm2"]

[QUOTE="Nightmare-_-"]thanksss!!! jackass sfkm2 ur gonna be my bestman at wedding!Nightmare-_-

Well, I need tickets and passport. 

don't got money for that as well :(

Thats mess up... :(

Waking up and getting ready for work after a three-day weekend = not cool. :(

I hope everyone had a great holiday weekend.

Studying for a test over the holiday= not cool.

Good Afternoon folks.