Reaper's Festival IV Arc [Arc 3 V.3]

Reaper's Festival IV Arc

Alright, reapers. Reaper's Festival IV Arc is pretty much Roast Session and Awards together. Roast Session will have 4 events and awards will have the remaining 3 days. On one of those 3 days, we will have a special event for the formers, retire, MIA, Captains, LTs, and recruits. One thing I don't allow is trolling. So please remember that. Please follow  Gotei 13 Rules. If you have any questions, please ask right away. 

First subject of Roast Session is 

Cross Marian. So what you all do is just crack on him. Past experience he have done here in Gotei 13, DGM, etc. New subject will start in the morning. Have Fun. 

Next Arc is in July. 

This picture sums things up nicely.

Depends, what color does he think will attract more women to him?:P

Depends, what color does he think will attract more women to him?:P

HybridKing

Probably a brownish red then.

This picture sums things up nicely.

dancingbeatle

I agree with dancing :P

I heard Cross still can't compete with Chuck Norris, but of course, Cross will deny it. :lol:

I heard Cross still can't compete with Chuck Norris, but of course, Cross will deny it. :lol:

Prinze

Chuck got owned by Bruce Lee. How can you compete with that?

[QUOTE="Prinze"]

I heard Cross still can't compete with Chuck Norris, but of course, Cross will deny it. :lol:

sfkm2

Chuck got owned by Bruce Lee. How can you compete with that?

Is that why Cross hides whenever the song "Kung Fu Fighting" plays?

He hides to not get himself confuse with somebody else. sfkm2

[QUOTE="sfkm2"]He hides to not get himself confuse with somebody else. HybridKing

Earl said the same thing except his face is worst than Cross'

[QUOTE="HybridKing"][QUOTE="sfkm2"]He hides to not get himself confuse with somebody else. sfkm2

Earl said the same thing except his face is worst than Cross'

Cross is so bad that most of the daytime talk shows are booked by women trying to find out if he fathered their child(ren).

Cross is so bad that most of the daytime talk shows are booked by women trying to find out if he fathered their child(ren).

dancingbeatle

OWNED! :lol: Cross Marian is put in his place.

I will extend Cross Marian day until Tuesday Evening.

According to NBC, "To catch a Predator" was originally named "To Catch Cross," but too many other perverts walked into the trap and they had to change the name of the show.

According to NBC, "To catch a Predator" was originally named "To Catch Cross," but too many other perverts walked into the trap and they had to change the name of the show.

Prinze

Well, it different because he doesnt live in America. He lives in Europe where it is acceptable.

When Cross goes to a restaurant. The waiter ask him if he wants the usual.dancingbeatle

:lol: She's killing me with the roasting on Cross. 

If Cross had 10 thoughts a day, it would be:

1. Girls

2.Girls

3.Girls

4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9-Girls

10. CHILD SUPPORT!?

You forgot tools.

Tools as in wine, etc. etc. :lol:

Pulling a Cross, Doing a Cross, Playing a Cross is a noun, a verb and an adjective.dancingbeatle

She pull a English lesson on Cross Marian. :lol:

i saw Cross on the maury show twice... when he found out it wasnt his, he hbroke out in a cat daddyseker456

Golden. :lol:

I will add another topic along with Cross later tonight.

Ok. Time to add something to Cross Marian.

That is Gamespot/Gamespot Unions. Crack at it. 

Cross has so many fake busines cards that he can't keep track of them all.dancingbeatle

What was on one of the cards? :lol: 

Ask him. Cross often gets his pills mixed up with the candy he uses.dancingbeatle

Dang... Owned! Congrats on Level 63.

Thanks. Are we still roasting him?dancingbeatle

All day until Sunday Morning.

Cross has to ddo genetics testing with women. To make sure they are't his daughter(s)?dancingbeatle

*Kisuke*

:shock: 

*Cross hides in shame*

*Kuchiki*

:D

Cross is banned in some states.dancingbeatle

which ones? :P

Most of them.dancingbeatle

I wonder what State doesn't have him banned..... nevermind. I think I know

Unfortunately for Cross the price on his head is higher for him being dead than alive.dancingbeatle

Why? Doesn't he have to pay child support? You can't get it out of a dead man.

[QUOTE="dancingbeatle"]Unfortunately for Cross the price on his head is higher for him being dead than alive.sfkm2

Why? Doesn't he have to pay child support? You can't get it out of a dead man.

Does he have a Will or any Life Insurance Beneficiaries? Because then you CAN get money out of a dead man.

*Kisuke*

I so forgot about that. Cross. Do you have a will?

*Cross burning papers*

Uhhhh No. 

Thanks to Cross the sells in birth control, candles, and wine has gone up. dancingbeatle

1 Demanidng person does it all. 

While we are roasting Cross and GS. I will setup the order of Awards (on paper) for Sunday Midnight.

Men now accuse Cross of being the father of their girlfriends children. The trend is now called "You got Crossed"HybridKing

I like this one. :lol: