Funny Mini Behind the scenes Bleach episodes!

Here s the thing!

This idea was made by Me, Jey, and rukia(dhameliz)

Basically, Someone will start a scene and others will continue it.

Once no one can manage to continue it a new scene will begin.

Basically its kinda like bloopers and gags reels or whatever you want to call it.

DO NOT GO OUT OF CONTEXT!

Keep it in the rules or you will have consequences! IS that CLEAR!? Better be!

Me and Unohana will monitor this thread.

Any innappropriate post will be reported to Yamamoto or Kisuke/Byakuya!

NO FIGHTNING!

I will start the first funny scene. Here goes:

*The girls are in the girls locker room talking about girl stuff*

*Rukia comes out in bathrope* What a great shower.

*Rangiku* Okay so i was like laying on the couch reading my Yaoi magazines and then i saw the cutest guy. Oh i just want to hug him.*Yoruichi* Good for you.

*Outside locker room Renji, ichigo and Kommamura are spying outside window*

*Renji* Hey did you get the camera Komm?

*Komm* Of course i brought the camera you dork.

*Ichigo* Would you two shut it already? They can hear us.*grabs camera and films the girls*

*Yoruichi* Hm? My kitty sences are tingleling. We are being watched.

*Rangiku* Lets get em!

*Renji* Where they go?

*Komm* Don`t have a freaking clue.

*Soifon* THERE ARE OUR VICTIMS GIRLS! GET THEM!!

*Rangiku* You pervs!

And that`s all for now. If i did it okay then please continue. Lol.

LOL!

*Ichigo* RUN!!

*Koma* *gone*

*Renji* WAIT UP!

*Rukia catches renji* Oh no you dont!

*the girls drag him in locker room and tie him to a chair*

*Rangiku* Lets make him one of us!

*Renji* No!

*Rukia grabs the lipstick* Blue, Pink, Red, or purple?

*Yourichi* Purple!*grabs the lipstick and puts it on him*

*Soi Fon pulls out a purple dress* This will match nicely.

*Rangiku* Blue nailpoilsh!

*Rukia* Navy heels!

*Renji* HELP!

~later~

*Renji and the girls appear infront of Byakuya*

*Rukia* Nii-sama! Renji was peeping!

*Renji in dress, nail polish, heels, lipstick and looks annoyed* Was not!

*Rangiku* Yes you were!

*Yoruichi* We all saw you.

...TO BE CONTINUED...

Next!

*Byakuya looks at Renji* Uh huh....yeah well you clearly got punished already so*keeps staring* and...oh would you please take those things off! It`s very distracting.

*Ichigo* If i knew any better i`d say you were checking him out. haha. We need to keep an eye on you dude.

*Byakuya* Get out of here before i really get mad.

*Guys run off scared and hide*

*Rangiku* And the girls win again and the boys end up running off scared...AGAIN! Lmao.

*Soifon* That outta teach em! Next time we bring it for real.

*Rukia* So Rangiku who is this guy you were talking about?

*Yoruichi* yeah i`m dying to know.

*Rangiku blushes* It`s Hitsugaya. Isn`t he cute?

*Soifon* u...huh..

*Rangiku sees Hitsugaya walking by and sneaks up on him* HI Handsome!

*Hitsugaya* AAAAGH! Not you again? *Runs away*

*Rangiku chases him* You can`t hide from me dear

to be continued...haha

*Rangiku stops chasing him and goes back to the girls* Ah, I do so love freaking him out:lol:

*Soi Fon* I knew it. *sees Mayuri and stares*

*Rangiku* Soi Fon...your staring again.

*Soi Fon snaps outta it* Oops.

*Yoruichi* Wheres Kisuke...I heard hes wearing his suit.

*Rukia* I think he went that way*points left*

*Yoruichi* Later girls!*shunpos off and grabs Byakuyas hair tie*Cant catch me!

*Byakuya* Ugh.*points inside*Get changed Renji.

*Rukia and Rangiku* Oooooooooooooooo

*Byakuya* Not like that-_-

*Rangiku totally ignores him* He wants Renji!

*Rukia also ignores Byakuya* OMGOSH!

*Soi Fon* Uh huh...*pets black cat doll*

*Rangiku* Wonder where Kom is.

*Rukia* We still need to get Ichigo for peeping.

*Soi Fon* Lets lure him into the sauna while Yama's naked:twisted:

*Momo passing by and hears* Can I help?

*Rangiku* Sure!

*the girls run off to the sauna to put their plan in motion*

...To be continued...

Next up:P

*Soi fon * Ok were here* the girls are outside the sana

*Soi fon* Send a hell butterfly to unohana to get yama here*

*Unohana* I understand *unohana goes and gets yama* It is time for your bath yamamoto san.

*Momo is walking up to the  suana with ichigo* Here you go ichigo. Rukia said she would be here in a minute.

*Uhohana walks into the suana with yama* You know what to do yama you need to get in the suana before me and then I will come and give you your sponge bath* Unohana press her hand against her head and sighs and thinks to herself *Why me* 

*Grimmjow walks in*

Grimmjow: Oh crap wrong bath.

*Walks away*

Girls: Get him!

Grimmjow: F***!

*Shunpoes out of Seretei*

*Rangiku sees Grimmjow running and girls trying to kill him*

*Rukia* Are all the guys perverted?

*Rangiku* Probably.

*Soi Fon* There here.

*Rangiku, Rukia, and Soi Fon hide behind rocks*

*Rangiku pulls out cell phone and speed dials* Hey Momo? Is Ichigo here? He is? Good timing. Thanks.*hangs up*

*Rukia* He here?

*Rangiku* Yup

*Soi Fon* What now?

*Rangiku ducks* Shhh, get down!

*Yamamoto walks to far end of sauna*

*Rangiku covers her eyes* ewwwwww

*Soi Fon and Rukia do the same*

*Ichigo enters* WHAT THE F***!

~To be continued

*Rose enter the room*

WTH

*Rose exit the room as quick as possible*

*Rukia runs behind ichigo after covering her eyes*

Awsome everyone keep em coming.

*Ichigo runs out of room while covering eyes and doesn`t notice he can`t see anything*

*Rukia still running after him with one eye closed at the way where Yamma is standing* So disgussting. Come here you!

*Ichigo running near hotspring* You`ll never get me alive!*Trips and falls in in hot spring* *Splash* 

*Rukia* You can`t get away from me you perv! *dives in* Come here you!

*Ichigo* Oh S***!* Quickly gets out of water and runs*

*Rukia* Get back here!

*Meanwhile Soi and Rangiku are still hiding in under rocks*

*Soi* What the heck is taking them so long. Go see what`s wrong.

*Rangiku* Are you insane? I`m not going where Old naked Yamma is? No way.*Calls Momo again* What is taking them so long. Where are they? Oh well that`s just great. Call me if you see anything.*Hangs up*

*Soi* So? What she say?

*Rangiku* She hasn`t heard a word from Rukia yet and doesn`t have a freacking clue where they are.

*Unohana* I`m here yamma. OH GOD!!* Sees Yamma naked*

*Yamma* Me is ready for bath Unohana.:D

*Soi and Rangiku* EEEW! 

*Rangiku* I think i`m gonna puke.

*Soi* You not the only one* Covers eyes*

*Yamma* Go on.;)

*Unohana* Oh crap.

To be continued.

LMAO!

*Unohana thinks* Maybe I should just kill him...

*Rangiku* I soooo feel bad for her. She must be mentally scared.

*Soi Fon* I agree.

*Ichigo runs in and falls in middle of hot springs*

*Yama stares at him*

*Unohana stares behind her and sees Rukia*

*Rukia waves a thank you and motions Rangiku and Soi Fon to follow*

*Rangiku and Soi Fon eagarly run out of the hot springs with Rukia*

*Rangiku* What a night!

*Soi Fon* I'll say!

*Rukia calls Momo* Plan went great! Thanks for helping out!

*Rangiku* Lets celebrate with sake!

*Rukia* You aren't gonna get drunk are you?

*Rangiku waves hands innocently* Of course not!

*Soi Fon* Not a bad idea.

*Rangiku* I GOT AN IDES! Lets invite the the girls and have a sleepover! We can talk about guys, make up, etc.

*Rukia* Good Idea!

*Soi Fon* Hm...Sure, Im up for it.

~To be continued~

*Kensei in store drinking sake hears the girls laughing*Hmm wonder whats so funny.......I'd better stay away, they just might throw me in a hot spring with a naked Yama, wonder where Komamura is......

*Cell phone rings*

*Kensei picks up*Hello?

*Komamura*Kensei, get over here

*Kensei*Where are you?

*Komamura*In Tokyo

*Kensei*.......Sure*Runs out of the store*Why is he in Tokyo???

*Komamura running away from chefs*HELP MEEEEEE

To be continued

*Kensei* Oh boy this is gonna be though.*on his way to Tokyo*

*Meanwhile the girls are still laughing and talking about Yaoi*

*Rangiku* We need to torture a guy here just for fun.

*Rukia* True. Renji outta be perfect. 

*Soi* Letsget him

Tobe continued.....

*Ukitake chains up Renji and drops him off at Rangiku's house*

there yah go...

~tbc~

Gin*walks by Rangiku's house and sees Renji*i'm not even going to ask hehehe just going to tell everyone

Renji*SHUT UP GIN

Gin*hehehe are you Rangiku's toy cause i thought that was my job i'm kinda jealous now hahaha

tbc~

*girls walk out and see both Renji and Gin*

*Rangiku* Two for the price of one :twisted: *chains up Gin also*

*Meanwhile, Kom is still running from the Chefs*

*Chefs* Get back here!

*Kom* Oh god...

*Runs down an allely to try and lose them, but bumps into Aaroneiro*

~tbc~

*Aaroniero*Komamura why are you here?

*Komamura*........*Throws Aaroniero in front of the chefs*

*Chef*Look giant fish in can get it!!

*Aaroniero runs away*NOO!!!!!

*Chefs start running after Aaroniero*

*Komamura*Phew that was close, this is the last time I hide out in Tokyo, better go see if the girls have calmed down yet*Walks back to the SS*

To be continued........

Gin*looking at rangiku*FUN TIME hahaha, yeah

Renji*NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!, please take me back hahaha

Gin*Shut up Renji this is going to be fun hahaha

*Kom accidentally walks into a furry con by accident*

*furry* Hey dude, nice fursuit

*Kom* fur... suit?

*Kom looks around to see loads of others dressed as foces, wolves etc.*

*Kom* :shock:

*Meanwhile, Aaroniero running form chefs*

*Aaroniero* :(

*Chefs* Get it! We can has sushi tonight! *gets out knife*

*Aaroniero* :o :cry: *runs even faster*

*Rangiku rolls her eyes* Lets drug them! We can make a yaoi with them:twisted:

*Girls* HELL YEAH!!

*Renji* HELL NAH!

*Gin* Yer not gonna drag me inta this, are ya ladies?

*Rangiku giggles* Too late. You'd make a nice yaoi speciman:P

*Gin* Yer jokin' right?

*Rangiku and Rukia* Nope!

*Renji* I been tortured enough>_>

*Rukia* No way! You are always fun to torture!

*Gin* Ugh.

*Aizen shows up* Excuse me ladies, but if you wouldn't mind*switches Gin with Ichigo*

*Gin* Thank ya.

*Aizen* Lets go.

*Gin and Aizen flash step to Aizens house*(Personal note: Yaoi-a-licious pair those two;) )

*Rukia shrugs* Even better! The two funnest to torture!

*Rangiku finds elixer and makes Renji drink purple one and Ichigo a green one*

*Yoruichi* Which of them is going to be uke?

*Rangiku* Ichigo of course:P

*Ichigo* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

*Rukia puts gag on him* Thats better.

*Ichigo trys to wiggle out of chains*

*Renji* This is bad*

*Girls drag them upstairs*

To

Be

Continued...

*Yoruichi grabs camera* Ooooooh i`m going to upload this vidoe on Youtube.:D

*Ichigo* Noooooooo! Not Youtube. Anything but Youtube.:?

*Renji* Think of all the people that will be watching us.:o

*Rukia*Awsome. That way every Yaoi lover will get to see this. *high fives*

*Rangiku high fives* Well then...wouldn`t want to keep our Yaoi lovers waiting,right?

*Yoruichi* Camera rolling....ACTION!8)

To be continued....

Haha. This is getting interessting.

(Quick note: Since this is mine, jeys, and rukias thread, as long as we keep the yaoi mild, as in not going TOO far, then its approved. Behave my peeps:P)

*Rangiku handcuffs Ichigo to bed*

*Rukia ties Ichigo mouth w/ gag*

*Ichigo* MMPH!

*Yoruichi unties a drugged up Renji*

*girls go behind door and lock then in*

*Meanwhile, Kisuke calls yoruichi*

*A smashing noise is heard at the back of the store*

*Tessai is about to check out the noise when Aaroniero bursts in, unaware there's anyone else in the shop*

*Aaroniero* A, good. They'll never find me in here

*Tessai* :x ...

*Meanwhile, at the girls' place, yoruchi's cell starts to ring*

*Yoruichi staring at Renji and starts making a video tape of Renji*

...

(to be continued)

*Renji cries while Yoruichi is videotaping him and Ichigo in locked room*

*Renji cell phone ringsand he hears Rukia`s voice*

Hiya Renji. You feeling lucky today? Mwahahahahaha.

*Ichigo starts crying too*

*Door opens and Rangiku throws Gin inside with the boys and locks room*

*Rangiku* Haha. This is getting interessting.:D

*Soifon* It sure is. haha. Yoruichi you getting this?:D

*Yoruichi while videotaping* I sure am8)

The End

Good for me. as long you don't get yourself in trouble. Meaning. If I find something or other high rankings find it something, you in trouble. So stay out of trouble.

*smiles at her*

Good luck.

Funny Bleach Episode 1: Perverted Spies

It`s a beautyfull morning and the birds are singing. But then suddenly a gun fires and the birds die.

*Soi* Haha. Got `em again. What a wonderfull day.
*Yoruichi* I`ll say. Nothing bothering you?
*Soi* Nope. Just turn into your normal form. I don`t really see the point of you being in catform anymore. Everyone knows that you`re human too.
*Yoruichi* All righty then *Starts transforming*
*Soi* WAIT! I always end up freaking out when you appear naked. Here wear this. I always got one just in case you do that. *Gives her some clothes*
*Yoruichi* Gee thanks.*Transforms* Well what do you know, it fits me perfectly.
*Soi* Yeah yeah lets go. *Soi lays on couch reading the hottest Yaoi magazine ever and starts drooling*
*Rangiku walks in* Hi girlies. Oooooooh Yaoi. Gimme that!*Snatches it and reads and also starts drooling as any other Yaoi fan*
*Yoruichi* You girls and your Yaoi. I`ll go get Rukia. Be right back.
*A few seconds later Rukia runs in and grabs the Yaoi and reads* Few. Glad i came on time.
*Byakuya is walking by the girls hangout room* What the..What is this, Yaoi paradise?
*Soi* No. We are huge Yaoi lovers. If there was a Yaoi Paradise we wouldn`t be here right now, now would we?
*Byakuya* Hm..that`s true. *Yells* Hisana guess what the girls are reading again.
*Hisana* YAOI! *Runs in kicking Byakuya out of the way and reads Yaoi*
*Rukia* Wow that`s a new record.
*Unohana walking by with old man`s dirty clothes* Stupid lazy grandpa.
*Soi* Hey Uno. What`s up with you?
*Uno* What do you think. First i need to give old man his stupid discussting spongebath. Then wash his dirty clothes and feed him three times a day. What am i, a maid?
*Soi* Sure looks like it. Just tell him you had enough and let him take care of himself untill he drops dead. Easy.
*Rangiku* Yeah. I mean you got nothing to lose.
*Uno* You`re right. *Walks out*
*Later at girls locker room*
*Rangiku comes out of shower* That was a great shower.
*Yoruichi* I`ll say.
*Nel walks out of shower wearing towels* I like showers.
*Meanwhile outside the girl`s locker room*
*Renji whispering* Awsome. You brought the camera Grimmjow?
*Grimmjow whispers* Of course. *Hands it over to Renji*
*Chad whispers* Guys i still think this is a bad idea.
*Ichigo whispers* Oh come on Chad. Haven`t you ever done something wild and naughty in your pefetic excuse for a life?
*Chad whispers* Uh...no.
*Renji whispers* Well now is your chance. *Starts filming the girls changing their clothes* Awsome.
*Rukia* I feel like we`re being watched....
*Soi looks around* Hm..me too. I`ll be right back.
*Grimm whispers* This is soo awsome guys.
*Chad whispers* I still think we shouldn`t do this.
*Ichigo whispers* Man you a coward.
*Soi* Oh is he now?
*All the guys jump up very fast and scream* SOIFON!!
*Renji* Wha-what are you doing here?
*Soi* That`s funny cuz i was about to ask you the same thing! Girls get over here!!
*They all appear*
*Rangiku* I knew it had to be those clowns again.
*Yoruichi* Again? You mean it`s not the first time they`ve been spying on us? Oh it`s time to put some ugly scratches on your pretty little faces!
*Ichigo* Oh so you think we`re pretty?
*Yoruichi* Not after i`m done putting those scratches on your face. Lmao.
*Soi* WAIT. Chad is innocent as always. Let him go.
*Chad* Gee thanks. I`ll be back in a bit.
*Ichigo* Hey where do you think your going!
*Chad* First i`ll go get some popcorns and then a chair.
*Grimm* Why in the world do you need a chair right now?
*Chad* To sit and watch how you guys get tortured to death, of course. I wouldn`t miss that for the world. Haha.*Goes to make popcorn*
*Rukia* Okay time to kick some perverted butts!*Jumps on Renji`s back and grabs hold of his neck* Gotcha!
*Soi throws an atomic bomb in Ichigo`s mouth* BOOM!!!*Ichigo gets blown up in pieces*
*Soi* Haha. Torture makes everything better, i always say.
*Nel chokes Grimmjow and throws him in the wall* You feeling lucky? Well do ya, punk!
*Yoruichi hangs them upside down from a tree*
*Rangiku burries them alive* May they rest in peace.
*Rukia* Woohoo. Again the girls rule and the boys..well...we`l just stick with that for now.
*Soi* Girl power.*High fives*
*Chad comes back with popcorn and a chair* Hey, where`d they go?
*Yoruichi* Aww. Sorry you missed the action. But i am feeling hungry right now.
*Nel* Lets go eat some popcorn!
*Rangiku* And drink lots and lots of red wine while reading hot Yaoi magazines!
*Everyone stares at her* *Crickets sound*
*Soi* Yeah. Good idea!
*They all go back to the Soul Society*
*Meanwhile the boys get out of the ground like zombies*
*Renji* Oh it`s on now!
*Grimm* Those mean girls will pay! If they want a war, we`ll give it to `em.
*Ichigo* To war!
*They on their way to Soul Society for revenge*
To Be Continued...

*Ichigo and Grimmjow hang outside the girls locker room, yet again, and this time Kon is with them*

*Ichigo* So are you sure this'll work?

*Grimmjow* Of course! What do you think I went through all this trouble for?

*Kon wiggles in anticipation* OOOOH!!! I can't wait to see this!

*Grimmjow* Shut up, fool! *Cranks a few bolts and ties some ropes together* And we're done!

*Ichigo and Kon just stare and ask at the same time* What is it?

*Grimmjow* THIS... *gestures to a large device. A series of chutes and tubes and wires and randomly thrown in objects make up an elaborate contraption* ...is our ticket to AT LEAST ONE point versus the girls.

*Ichigo and Kon look at it speculatively*

*Ichigo* Are you sure it'll work?

*Kon* Yeah, it looks very flimsy.

*Grimmjow looks annoyed, and then give Ichigo a rope* Just pull it and watch MY hard work come to fruition.

*Kon jumps on his head and hits him a few times* What do you mean YOUR work?! Ichigo and me collected ALL of the materials!

*Grimmjow throws Kon off* It doesn't matter now; just so long as we get our revenge. *Looks at Ichigo* Well...go on!

*Ichigo thinks, and Hollow Ichigo appears in his head* OOOOOOH!!! Ichigo's being a naughty boy!

*Ichigo shakes his head* Get the heck out!

*Hollow Ichigo just laughs* GO ON, ICHIGO! C'MON! DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!

*Ichigo* I said shut up! *accidentally pulls the rope*

*The contraption moves to life, first with a series of ball colliding into each other, then a hammer squishing a rubber chicken, and then a knife cutting through three ropes. The ropes drop bucket of a white liquid and water and some other foul smelling brown substance*

*Kon* So what did u put into that, Grimmjow?

*Grimmjow smiles* I mixed and melted mayonaisse with marshmellow cream and mustard and ketchup and bbq sauce with white food coloring, then used sewer water mixed with sweat and vinegar, and then stole some of that Inoyaiba kid's foul tea. It'll be nasty!

*Ichigo and Kon shudder*

*Ichigo thinks again* We are SOOOO dead if we get caught.

*Grimmjow* No backing out now. You pulled the rope; you're going down with the rest of us if this fails.

*Ichigo* But what about Renji? Didn't you see what they did to him?

*Kon* So he's still in therapy? Big deal!

*Grimmjow* Shush guys! I think they're coming.

*All three get quiet*

*Rangiku exits the showers* Hey Soi did you get those cameras set up in case the boys get another of their stupid ideas again?

*Soi Fon gives a thumbs up* Yep now we'll know if they start peeking again.

*Yoruichi closes her locker* And this time we'll make it even worse for them than the last time.

*All three wear evil grins*

*Yoruichi pulls out a magazine* Yay! New Yaoi! *stares intently at the pages*

*Soi Fon reads over Yoruichi's shoulder* NO WAY! THAT'S THE NEW ISSUE! IT ISN'T EVEN ON SALE YET! WHERE'D YOU GET IT?!

*Yoruichi smiles* It's one of Naomi's.

*Rangiku snatches it* OH SWEET! *gazes at each page thoroughly*

*Rukia leans out of the showers* Did I just here you say new Yaoi?

*The others just glance over and nod, and then return to the magazine*

*Rukia quickly huddles with the others and reads the magazine*

*They all get dressed and begin reading the magazine as they leave the locker room. As the door shuts a collision is heard, then a strange whooshing sound, and then disgusted screams follow. Outside they are covered head to foot in a strange, horrid-smelling concoction*

*Grimmjow peeks from around a corner farther down the street and pulls out a camera and zooms in* SWEET IT WORKED!

*Ichigo and Kon peek over his shoulder*

*Kon's nose bleeds* HOLY CRAP THEIR CLOTHES ARE DRENCHED!!!

*Grimmjow* I always knew those white clothes they always seem to wear after they shower would play a good role.

*Ichigo blinks* Wow this is the first time we've done something and not immediately been caught for it.

*Kon smacks Ichigo's head* Shush! I don't wanna miss a second because of you!

*Grimmjow* Quiet both of you this is Class A stuff right here.

*Ichigo squints and realization hits him* Wait! Isn't that Naomi and Saiyoko with them?

*All three stare at each other with scared expressions*

*Grimmjow* NO ONE TELLS MIKAZUKI OR WE ARE DEAD!

*Kon nods and shivers* Oh no we are so screwed right now!

*Ichigo* We should stop guys.

*Grimmjow* Nope...you're in it with us through and through. Sit down and watch while we're still living.

*All three sigh and continue taping*

*Saiyoko and Naomi stare blankly around, holding their heads. Yoruichi and Rangiku do the same. Soi Fon shakes her head. All are covered in some strange liquid, and Rukia is KO'd.*

*Naomi* Ouch that hurt, you...guys... *stares*

*Rangiku follows her eyes and hers widen* OMG WHAT IS THIS STUFF?!

*Soi Fon* Are you okay Yoruichi?

*Yoruichi looks around frantically* My Yoai! What happened to my Yaoi?!

*Saiyoko finally comes out of her daze and gets up, the magazine laying where she just was* Owww my head...what happened?

*Yoruichi smiles* YAY! MY YAOI! *she hugs the magazine*

*Soi Fon and Rangiku laugh*

*Rangiku* So long as the Yaoi is safe.

*Naomi looks at Yoruichi* Hey that's next month's issue! I have one too!

*Saiyoko just shakes her head*

*Soi Fon sniffs* WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!

*Rukia just wakes up and looks around quickly* What happened?

*Naomi* It's all over my clothes! *lets out a gasp of shock* Awww and these are brand new!

*Rangiku* This smell's like the boys' doing.

*Yoruichi* Oh yeah it's one thing to try and tape us, but it's a whole different thing to threaten Yaoi!

*All nod in agreement and go back into the locker room to change again. They soon exit and start down the street*

*Grimmjow, Ichigo, and Kon all go white*

*Ichigo* Oh god they're coming this way!

*Kon* I'm out of here!

*Grimmjow* Ditto!

*All three turn around and run into Mikazuki*

*Mikazuki* WHAT are you three doing? *His stare is stern and adamant*

*All three gulp*

*Grimmjow* Uh...we were...ummm...making a home video. *Waves camera*

*Ichigo and Kon nod*

*Mikazuki glares at the three* Really, now? *stretches and cracks his knuckles and neck* Because it looked like you were taping my sister and cousin, as well as the others.

*Ichigo* I told you we're dead.

*Kon cries* I don't wanna die yet!

*Grimmjow tries to protest, but Mikazuki throws them all into the street. Right in front of the girls, Grimmjow's camera still held in hand.*

To be continued...

@Ebbon- Awsome ep. Btw i also have an episode that sorta follows the one i posted so if you read it after i post it, don`t get confused. The post before my first ep will explain everything just in case.dhameliz

Oh thank you, it's kinda part of my living as a writer/poet, so I should give you and the others my thanks for setting this up...I was intending on continuing urs... but anyways I got it and sry lol...

[QUOTE="dhameliz"]@Ebbon- Awsome ep. Btw i also have an episode that sorta follows the one i posted so if you read it after i post it, don`t get confused. The post before my first ep will explain everything just in case.Ebbon_Valentia

Oh thank you, it's kinda part of my living as a writer/poet, so I should give you and the others my thanks for setting this up...I was intending on continuing urs... but anyways I got it and sry lol...

Then I can't wait for the next episode and maybe see a continuation of my ooopsie episode lol...Ebbon_Valentia

Lol. I`ll post the continueing of my ep soon. And neither can i. Lol.dhameliz

*Bows* ...Then I'll keep my eyes alert for further progress...and I'll continue my episode...

[QUOTE="dhameliz"] Lol. I`ll post the continueing of my ep soon. And neither can i. Lol.Ebbon_Valentia

*Bows* ...Then I'll keep my eyes alert for further progress...and I'll continue my episode...

...Okay here's the continuation to my prior episode...so that means there will be two posts running at once...so enjoy...

*Grimmjow, Ichigo, and Kon look up into the glaring faces of the girls with pale white faces*

*Rukia taps her foot* Well what do we have here, girls?

*Yoruichi smirks* Looks like three perverts sprawled out on the road.

*Rangiku scowls* After an attempt to ruin a Yaoi magazine.

*Soi Fon snatches the camera from Grimmjow* And they tried to tape us yet again.

*Saiyoko stares them down* Looks like you guys never seem to learn.

*Naomi yells* I'm going to kill you for ruining my new clothes!

*Yoruichi* Slow down Naomi. Let's not be too hasty. We should...enjoy...this opportunity.

*Evil smirks flash across each girl's face*

*The three boys gulp*

*Mikazuki walks around the corner with Kurayami drawn and levels it above each of them* Should I give them a clean shave, Sai-chan?

*Naomi* What are you doing her, Mikazuki?

*Grimmjow interrupts* I was about to ask the same...

*Soi Fon yells* Quiet, dirtbag.

*Mikazuki* ...I just found these three recording you all on a video camera...thought I'd beat them to death... *sheathes Kurayami* ...but it looks like you've got it all covered...

*Ichigo* Now wait just a second! Give us a hand, Mi-kun...bro? *Ish silenced by Mikazuki's glare*

*Mikazuki wears a grim sneer* ...They're all yours, ladies... *He dark steps away and ish gone*

*Kon struggles* NOOOOO!!! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!

*Rukia stomps on his head* Oh don't worry. None of you has a choice in the matter.

*Grimmjow and Ichigo exclaim* Since when does what he say apply to us?

*Saiyoko kicks Grimmjow in the side* Since you decided to ruin a fresh shower and tape it at the same time.

*Naomi punches Ichigo* Don't forget they almost ruined the Yaoi magazine! *The others nod their heads in agreement*

*Rangiku smiles* Just the way it always has been.

*All three boys gulp*

*Yoruichi smiles* Hey girls! I've got a proposition for you!

*The girls gather a bit away from the boys. The boys inch slowly away, but are stopped as they bump into Yoruichi's leg*

*Soi Fon* Now where do you think you're going?

*Kon* Uhhh...to the raman shop...guys gotta eat... *He laughs nervously*

*Rangiku* Oh don't worry boys. We'll give you a lift.

*Rukia, Saiyoko, and Naomi sneak up and knock the three out. The group shunpos away with their prisoners in tow. Hours later in the World of the Living, the three boys wake up to the screeching of car tires. They suddenly realize that they're handcuffed to a mailbox in the red light district of Karakura Town. They also realize that Grimmjow and Ichigo stand hunched over, their bodies bound next to each other by strong kido. Kon is squished between the two*

*Grimmjow shivers in the cold* Dang it why can't it be us who gets them?!

*Ichigo gestures to himself and the other two with his head* We did get them...and look where it got us.

*Kon squirms and struggles with irritated, muffled sounds, but to no result*

*Grimmjow* Well at least HE shut up.

*Ichigo twitches, goose bumps forming on his skin* Just shut up, Grimmjow. There is no bright side to this.

*Ichigo is finally aware of a presence behind him. As he manages to look over his shoulder he sees Renji handcuffed behind him in the same manner*

*Ichigo starts* Renji?! What the?! How did you end up in this?!

*Renji* Rukia tricked me and they drugged me.

*Grimmjow* OH HELL NO!!!

*Kon still squirms frantically, but yet again it is futile*

*The girls tape the scene from a nearby car, roaring with laughter and connecting the camera to a laptop*

*Naomi* It serves them right!

*Soi Fon stifles her laughing with her hand* Yeah this is probably one of the best ideas we've ever had!

*Yoruichi chuckles* They'll never live this one down. Nice job with Renji, Rukia!

*Rukia* He's so gullible! He didn't even see me pull out the syringe!

*Saiyoko nods appreciatively* I'm ready to download the video whenever we're finished.

*Naomi* Oh yeah this is sooooo worth the attack on Yaoi!

*Soi Fon* Speaking of which...

*Rangiku* Do you still have that magazine?

*Yoruichi grins* Of course! No girl goes anywhere without her Yaoi! *Holds up the magazine*

*Saiyoko nods* Where would the world be without Yaoi?

*They all look at each other and laugh* THE WORLD WOULDN'T EXIST WITHOUT YAOI!!! *They open the pages and get lost in the pictures while the boys stand out on the street corner*

To Be Continued...