OBITUARIES
Pokemon : He was love at one point in time ! Now everyone hates him cause he died so fast !
Mike Tyson : A great boxer in the day,but now could not last 12 rounds in Hurt & Heal !
Wario: It look like your "Atomic Fart" did not help but did you in ! I wonder what your dead body smells as bad as your "Atomic Farts"?
Kirby: You finally ate more then you could swallow and now look at you your dead !
Bowser: After 20 years of being the last guy to beat now it's someone eleses turn !
Dr.Mario:No amount of medication was able to same you from dieing !
Skull Kid:I just have to say your one ugly dude ! I'm sure that most of us are happy your gone.
Mario : I can't believe your gone ! You were our hero for many years ,but i guess the only thing your good at now is plunging toilets !
Ness:Your just a kid playing in a grown up world ! Now go home before you really get hurt !
Donkey Kong: After 25+ years of pounding on your chest it looks like you gave your self a heart attack!
Yoshi: You fought a long and hard battle ,well done !!
The Princess: I guess people were tiered of rescuing you so they left you to fight for your self,a lot of good they did cause now you're dead.
Roy: I have never seen someone take such a beatting like you did ! You poor SOB !
Toad:What can i say little man it's a big mans games ! Eat your Wheaties take vitamins and maybe you'll grow up to be big and strong ! ( Maybe)
Link: WOW ! Who would have thought that you got killed off ? I thought for sure that you would have been it the top 3 !
Little Mac:You fought a good fight,but i guess you need a new trainer! better luck next time Champ !
Samus:Well maybe if you could do something other than turn your self in to a ball maybe you would have won !
Solid Snake: Maybe you should do a little more reconnaissance in that box before you fight again !
Mega Man:If your on this list this just proves that your not such a Mega Man after all !
Zelda:There is a god after all ! I'm so glad your not the winner !!!
Diddy Kong: Keep eating those bananas and maybe next time try not to slip on the peals !
Luigi:You where so close to winning! At least you have jumped out of Mario's shadow!
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