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#1 alx222000
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Hi there, name's alx, and this is my bar, The Crumble.
I see a lot of interesting people pass through these doors, with interesting stories to tell.
I hear a lot of interesting conversations, and I've seen a fair few altercations.
My job? To listen, and to make sure the glass in front of them is always half-full, never half-empty.
Yep, I hear a lot of stories, some happy, most sad, all of them wanting to be told.
Bad things can happen in life, but that's just the way the cookie crumbles, and that's why they come here.
That's why they come, to The Crumble.

(This is a random talk thread, it's just set in a bar)
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#2 SuikodenFantasy
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chocolate chips!!!!!
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#3 kryptofreak120
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I once hit a man over the head with a pipe, then I choked him to death...that's my version of randomness :P.
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#4 SuikodenFantasy
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*clips another toe nail*
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#5 alx222000
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A little less random than that, there is a setting, at least do something like enter the bar first.
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#6 Sith_Fisto
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*enters the bar* Give me an apple juice -on the rocks this time.
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#7 alx222000
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There we go, one shot of apple amongst the rocks for the lovely lady.
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#8 Sith_Fisto
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lol Watch who you call a lady :P
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#9 alx222000
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Well, I wasn't watching Suikoden:P
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#10 Sith_Fisto
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Ha Ha Ha, well aren't you smart :P
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#11 SuikodenFantasy
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i want a orange juice in a baby cup please..........and who are you call a lady!
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#12 kryptofreak120
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Soda...Dr. Pepper, on the rocks.
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#13 alx222000
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Not you Suikoden, here ya go, a cup of OJ fit for a crybaby.

One condiment physician with icebergs on it's way *slides the glass down the table to kryptofreak*
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#14 kryptofreak120
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(Condiment Physician :lol: ) [Drinks the oddly named soda...]
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#15 Sith_Fisto
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Right, I have nothing to tell you, Alx :lol:
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#16 SuikodenFantasy
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hmm.....this Orange Juice is spoiled I want some thing else hmm.......I want Sugar Honey Ice Tea in a baby cup!
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#17 kryptofreak120
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I'm sure you have SOMETHING, Sithy :lol:.
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#18 Sith_Fisto
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Oh yeah, well like what :P
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#19 alx222000
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*Stares at Suidoken, a little annoyed* Maybe you can find some in that diaper you must be wearing, since that's such a childish joke.

*To Sithy* Like....how much you'll beat Krypto at that pool table over there?

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#20 Sith_Fisto
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hahahaha, okay, sure, I can say that 8)
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#21 Horus92
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*opens door*

Give me the strongest thing you've got!

Any body for pool?

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#22 SuikodenFantasy
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*gives Alx a mean face and then turns head* sure I want to play pool
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#23 kryptofreak120
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Pool? Sure, I'm game 8).
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#24 alx222000
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Catch! *throws extra-strong garlic to Horus*
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#25 Sith_Fisto
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I want one of those too :D
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#26 alx222000
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Why? Planning on scaring the vampire? *shrugs, throws extra-strong garlic to Sithy*
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#27 Sith_Fisto
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lol Nope, I'm going to eat it :P
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#28 alx222000
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Well, it'll ward off guys at any rate. Though I'm sure you have no trouble doing that when you want to:P
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#29 Sith_Fisto
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:lol: Oh no, I don't need any help on that 8) Getting rid of ppl is child's play for me :P
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#30 alx222000
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:lol: Oh no, I don't need any help on that 8) Getting rid of ppl is child's play for me :PSith_Fisto
*resisting urge to take that as a challenge*
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#31 Sith_Fisto
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hahaha, you can try if you want to. But in my case, it's getting rid of them for good, so think carefully :P
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#32 Horus92
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*eats the garlic whole, shivers and walks to the pool table*

Right, I start.

*Hits the table with the stick and breaks the stick*

Hm......

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#33 SuikodenFantasy
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umm......dude you broke the stick *hands him another stick*
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#34 kryptofreak120
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No one can beat me :twisted:.

[Black cat passes by him]

...

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#35 SuikodenFantasy
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here look how funny you look *hands Krypto mirror.......Krypto drops mirror* dude thats extra bad luck for you
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#36 Chet_Jones
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Enters bar... all noise stops... sits down... and asks for the "usual." -tense isn't it-
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#37 alx222000
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Just a second *goes out back, a variety of noises are heard, including a small explosion. Returns to the bar wearing safety goggles, carefully puts a glass filled with a smoking liquid down in front of Chet, then removes goggles*
Make sure you drink that quick, I don't want to see what happens if that glass melts.
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#38 Sith_Fisto
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Hah, sure, how charming :lol: Give me one of those 8)
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#39 alx222000
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You'll have to wait until Chet's finished his, I'm not having two of those existing at once.
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#40 kryptofreak120
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Do you have a cup full of rusty nails? I'd like what Chet's having, too, but that'll work just fine :twisted:.
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#41 alx222000
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Sure, hang on. *grabs hammer, goes out back, returns a little later, puts cup down on the counter* Don't go bleeding on my floor, you hear me?
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#42 Chet_Jones
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You sure you want to give them such a strong beverage? You got to be tough to survive something like THAT, like being able to eat rocks and crap out gun-powder tough. I'm concerned if anyone else meets those prerequisites.
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#43 Sith_Fisto
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You wanna know how tough I am? Fine, but too bad I don't feel the need to prove it 8)
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#44 skine99
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*walks in bar stumbling around. leans on bar.*

BURP. Hey there....... I...... um..... I'mm.... who am I?... oh yeah... a broken BURP soul...... A wasnt always a drunk.... a few years ago... I met a lady. A lady that called herself Evol R. Tulution. I knew... it wasnt her real name... BURP.... but i took it... I accepted it for a few more years..... when she felt it was time to... tell her real name... it was a beautiful name... Nina Tento Wii...... she said she was "A girl for everyone to play" :P.... BURP..... but a few days ago.... I asked her .......to marry me...... she said yes..... the wedding's November 19th.... then we talked for the remainder of dinner..... at this point I wasn't so sure.... she said she was for everyone.... but she only wants one child (Wii Remote+Nunchuck).... she said she was for everyone... but how can we do that... if she only wants to give birth once.... and to buy a child from an orphanage would be $60 (price of Wii Remote+Nunchuck) I am still going to marry her but I am going to have to save money if I want to share her with the world.

(HOWS THAT FOR ONE REALLY BAD METAPHORE :P)

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#45 SuikodenFantasy
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hey give me Blue Sugar Poison Ice Tea please *Alx hands SF drink* *SF drinks it*...........*falls to the floor and doesnt move*
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#46 kryptofreak120
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["drinks" his cup of nails and coughs up blood for a second] Hmm, metallic.
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#47 SuikodenFantasy
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umm......I'm still laying on the floor if anybody wants to help me *raises hand for help*
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#48 kryptofreak120
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[kicks SuikodenFantasy]
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#49 SuikodenFantasy
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ouch!!!!! you meanie!!! hurting me when I'm down you evil person
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#50 kryptofreak120
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The Chaos of Blood is the embodiment of badass-ness :twisted:.