Now, we're all a bunch of arrogant, self important pricks who slavishly defend tech companies who don't actually care about us. Now, I can hear some of you thinking, "that doesn't describe me at all! I'm a quality poster!" Come on, it's okay.
But, outside of the consoles we are shameless consumer whores for, which one would you be most willing to get?
For example, I'm a die hard PC mustard race fellow, but the Wii U has a lot of stuff I wanna play. The other consoles have almost nothing I'm interested in (other than Bloodborne), but Wii U has some awesome Platinum games and all those Nintendo franchises that are consistently good and they push local multiplayer so that I can play them with my many, many, incredibly attractive and successful friends.