Which System would Jesus root for

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#1 BlackTragedy
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Perhaps somewhat of a silly question but what in sw isn't silly

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#2 OreoMilkshake
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Jesus loves everything.
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#3 Ribnarak
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yea i dont wann vote for this.

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#4 SergeAndKid
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He would root for the 360 since Masterchief is Jesus
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#5 BlackTragedy
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idk

360s got a Halo

but jesus loves the children (wii)

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#6 BlackTragedy
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THis game would be epic

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#7 goblaa
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Apparently sony judging by one of their banned ads...

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#8 Valiant_Rebel
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Genesis. What else? :P

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#9 Longcat2
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Obviously the Wii, its the most peaceful and family-friendly console. Anyone who votes otherwsie is just voting the system THEY want Jesus to root for, but using logic it is clear Jesus would favour the Wii.

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#10 SparkyProtocol
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Deja vu. >_> Get ready for a what system would Satan play thread. :P The only question I would give two **** about is what C'thulhu would play.

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#11 goblaa
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Deja vu. >_> Get ready for a what system would Satan play thread. :P The only question I would give two **** about is what C'thulhu would play.

SparkyProtocol

That would be the DS cause he's in scribblenauts...then again, so is Satan and God.

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#12 Dweedleking5000
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THis game would be epic

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lol just pissed myself laughing

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#14 After_Math
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Obviously the Wii, its the most peaceful and family-friendly console. Anyone who votes otherwsie is just voting the system THEY want Jesus to root for, but using logic it is clear Jesus would favour the Wii.

Longcat2

Wrong. Jesus not want us to waste money and time on consoles, and would want us to help people and follow him and his teachings. /Thread. Now the flames will come because I ruined teh jokez.

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#15 enterawesome
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Jesus loves them all. Except Phillips CDI. Jesus hates the CDI.
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#16 deactivated-57af49c27f4e8
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jesus would tell us to get off our asses and help people, not play vidjo' games.
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#17 smokingsbad
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PC FTW
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#18 MetroidPrimePwn
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Obviously the Wii, its the most peaceful and family-friendly console. Anyone who votes otherwsie is just voting the system THEY want Jesus to root for, but using logic it is clear Jesus would favour the Wii.

Longcat2

Using logic, it's clear that Jesus has no preference of consoles since he's been dead for 2,000 years.

Although he did come back to life, which is total hax, which means he might favor the PC.

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#19 BlackTragedy
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[QUOTE="Longcat2"]

Obviously the Wii, its the most peaceful and family-friendly console. Anyone who votes otherwsie is just voting the system THEY want Jesus to root for, but using logic it is clear Jesus would favour the Wii.

MetroidPrimePwn

Using logic, it's clear that Jesus has no preference of consoles since he's been dead for 2,000 years.

Although he did come back to life, which is total hax, which means he might favor the PC.

but my friends 360 has died and rose again......3 times :o

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#20 navyguy21
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well, cows worship the PS3 instead of jesus, so he wouldnt like that, and lemmings are busy focused on games, sales, and cows that they dont have time for jesus, and Sheep dont like jesus because he wasnt created by Miyamoto. So i would say PC because the games are godly :P
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#21 deactivated-5d6e91f5c147a
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Jesus wouldn't be playing video games.
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#22 stereointegrity
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raptor jesus would choose dreamcast
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#23 Revolution316
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who hesus?

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#24 smokingsbad
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who hesus?

Revolution316
whos hesus?
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#25 deathtoallgods
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haha jesus was silly!
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#26 St_muscat
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Jesus would love all of them equally and then cure the 360 of its RROD :P.

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#27 anolecrabcf
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Do your self a favor and read "The God Delusion" from Richard Dawkins
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#28 RedruM_I
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PS3 because Jesus can do everything like the PS3.
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#29 navyguy21
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PS3 because Jesus can do everything like the PS3.RedruM_I
ps3 can turn water into wine? walk on water??? :P
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#30 RedruM_I
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[QUOTE="RedruM_I"]PS3 because Jesus can do everything like the PS3.navyguy21
ps3 can turn water into wine? walk on water??? :P

According to the commercial I saw yes.
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#31 navyguy21
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[QUOTE="navyguy21"][QUOTE="RedruM_I"]PS3 because Jesus can do everything like the PS3.RedruM_I
ps3 can turn water into wine? walk on water??? :P

According to the commercial I saw yes.

lol, and you believed it? :P
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#32 finalfantasy94
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All of them cause he loves all his children.

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#33 t3hTwinky
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Jesus would probably denounce all systems as a waste of time and resources since said time and resources could be spent clothing the hungry and feeding the naked.

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#34 slvrraven9
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Obviously the Wii, its the most peaceful and family-friendly console. Anyone who votes otherwsie is just voting the system THEY want Jesus to root for, but using logic it is clear Jesus would favour the Wii.

Longcat2
yeah. thats kinda what i was thinking too!
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#35 Rza_rectah
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Wii obviously since it brings families together and jesus is all for that.