What is Microsoft Missing?

Everyone knows Micro$oft is doing shit. Everyone even knows the Scorpio won't save Micro$oft. So what will save them system wars?

It should be pretty obvious to everyone and Sony and Nintendo have figured it out already.

Let me tell you all about a small franchise that nobody outside of Japan liked, Fire Emblem. Everyone knows Fire Emblem sucked even Nintendo. Nintendo was going to kill Fire Emblem because it was shit. Nintendo then put out the last Fire Emblem game Awakening. Awakening singlehandedly was the most big Fire Emblem and made the series as big as Nintendo other games. What changed. Why does Fire Emblem not shit anymore. It was the waifus. Waifus saved Fire Emblem. Now it's even a IPhone game because waifus have made Fire Emblem one of Nintendo's best franchises ever made.

Sony also has been using waifus to make gaming great. Everyone knows the best Sony game series is Persona. Persona was going die too like Fire Emblem because it was shit just like Fire Emblem was shit without waifus. Persona 3 was going to be the last game ever made but they did the most genius move of adding waifus. Now Persona is the biggest game on PlayStation ever. Waifus save every game ever.

Why doesn't Micro$oft see that waifus are what the people want? If they would just give Master Chef some romance options it would save the Halo franchise right there. Everyone knows Forza is getting stale, what if you were racing with waifus. The game just became amazing again. Gears of War could be Gears of Waifus. That's why Scalebound was cancelled. They need a new IP with waifus. Does Spencer know. Did he go to Japan to get waifus. Micro$oft seems to just be ignoring what the people want. Thank you Sony and Nintendo for being smart and giving the people what they want.

Do you agree. What do you think Micro$oft is missing.

@alibaba_: By jove, I think you've got it!

Someone grab Alibaba a beer!

also Alibaba is the best waifu.

You lost me at "Everyone knows Micro$oft is doing shit."

@Pedro: fanboy's will tell you Micro$oft is not shit. Lets be real though. Everyone knows

Teh Cloud didn't safe M$, teh DX12 didn't safe M$, teh BC didn't safe M$ and waifus... won't safe M$. Lack of waifus is not the problem, lack of exclusivity and real support for their projects is the problem. Nobody wants a non-exclusive waifu that goes around wifuing with the competitors. M$ needs reasons to own the Flopio that are not elsewhere and they frankly don't have them.

I do agree that there is a severe lack of waifus on Xbox.

@dakur: I think you underestimate what waifus can do for a franchise

@charizard1605: someone finally gets it

Yeah but if my waifus will show their lovely assets in 120fps on PC I don't have a need for the lower performance Flopio waifus.

Yep same. Dumb thread.

@metalslimenite said:

@Pedro said:

@metalslimenite said:

They are missing the following: originality, diversity, innovation, quality.

I am sorry I made you cry.

@metalslimenite: hi

@Sam3231 said:

@charizard1605 said:

I do agree that there is a severe lack of waifus on Xbox.

That's not a waifu

@hrt_rulz01: whats dumb about it. What do you think is missing if its not waifus

and I agree more waifus are needed

Gears of Waifus...

The possibilities.

Some people aren't Micro$oft fanboys

I think Microsoft needs more turn-based RPGs, Single-Player only games like beat em ups and ARPGs that collect dust after 1 playthrough.

And some are alts

@Sam3231 said:

@charizard1605 said:

I do agree that there is a severe lack of waifus on Xbox.

How can you be such a clueless lem and not post Cortana.

I think my post was pretty self explanatory.

@MonsieurX: Sounds like someone is full of $alt over someone calling Micro$oft out on their problems

@hrt_rulz01: That's not an answer to my question. What is Micro$oft missing if it's not waifus. Sony and Nintendo get it

seriously? another one of these threads?

Yes,full of salt

I think I'm in the wrong thread.

@MonsieurX: Even worse. $alt

@reduc_ab_: If you were looking to have a deep conversation about how to fix Microsoft with waifus. You have come to the right thread

This is true

What is MS missing?

Well, for starters, how about games that would make someone who has a decent PC actually want to buy an Xbox?

@metalslimenite: Everyone knows Haru is the best

@appariti0n: Games with waifus

@lawlessx: Was there another Micro$oft waifu thread I missed.

Nah. but she's awesome

BUT THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

Mipha?

Microsoft is missing Minecraft exclusive. Buying on Xbox One version unlocks the PC version for free.

for zelda yes