Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment Announces F.E.4.R

BURBANK, Calif.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment announcesF.E.4.R. 3V0LU710N,an evolution in horror and an evolution in genius number to letter replacement. Set to offer an intense combat experience and way more slo-motion than you can handle, company founder of Day: 1: StudiosDenny Thorley says:

"We know players really enjoyed how smart we were in replacing the E in F.E.A.R. with a 3 last time around so we just went ****ing crazy with that **** this time and I think the internet will really appreciate it and not mock it at all. We also know that everybody still loves slow motion, it's the only explanation as to why people watch Zach Snyder movies, so we're allowing players to activate it whenever they want, for however long they want: suck on that Max Payne."

With a story that's sure to make no sense, players take on the role of Paxton Fettel, or Point Man, or Alma, or urm, the baby from F.E.A.R. 3 too I guess? Yeah sure that'll justify some unnecessary 4 player co-op. Exciting, unique, intense, superb, are all words nobody will say about this game, but buzz words are fun so let's cram some more heart-pounding, jaw-dropping, pant-pooping, ones in.

"We know some players felt let down with the lack of horror in the last game so we're really upping the ante this time around. Players that purchase the Collectors Edition of the game will be happy to hear that it comes packaged in a box full of live tarantulas."

There will also be 2 jump scares in the game. Boo.

F.E.4.R. 3V0LU710Nwill be released on Xbox 360, PS3, PC, Wii, WiiU, WiiV, WiiW, 3DS, PS Vita, DS, PSP, iPhone, Android, ColecoVision, and whatever other format we can spew it onto.

For more information please go to www.PLEASECOMEBACKMONOLITHALLISFORGIVEN.com

Press Release

Anyone else excited by the news? F.3.A.R was ok but I don't think the name of this one is cool enough.

I think they would need to stop make FEAR games, last two series after FEAR 1 are not even good as FEAR 1.

Oh you. :P

:roll: And I'm sure they'll call Thief 4 'Thi4f'.
Oh wait.

Who thinks of this !@$%!$^

I think they would need to stop make FEAR games, last two series after FEAR 1 are not even good as FEAR 1.

Fireboy78

Either you didn't read the original post, or you didn't understand what's going on :D

BOT: THe live tarantulas is a great touch :P

:roll: And I'm sure they'll call Thief 4 'Thi4f'.
Oh wait.

Who thinks of this !@$%!$^

KungfuKitten

Thiaf? that sounds like bi**** xD

Whoever came up with that should be shot to death... and whoever approved it too!

:roll: And I'm sure they'll call Thief 4 'Thi4f'.
Oh wait.

Who thinks of this !@$%!$^

KungfuKitten

Sad thing is, that's exactly what they would call it.SaltyMeatballs

What's next, F.5.A.R.?

All these numbers that are supposed to look like letters.... Just crazy...

[quote="Press Release"]BURBANK, Calif.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment announcesF.E.4.R. 3V0LU710N,an evolution in horror and an evolution in genius number to letter replacement. Set to offer an intense combat experience and way more slo-motion than you can handle, company founder of Day: 1: StudiosDenny Thorley says:

"We know players really enjoyed how smart we were in replacing the E in F.E.A.R. with a 3 last time around so we just went ****ing crazy with that **** this time and I think the internet will really appreciate it and not mock it at all. We also know that everybody still loves slow motion, it's the only explanation as to why people watch Zach Snyder movies, so we're allowing players to activate it whenever they want, for however long they want: suck on that Max Payne."

With a story that's sure to make no sense, players take on the role of Paxton Fettel, or Point Man, or Alma, or urm, the baby from F.E.A.R. 3 too I guess? Yeah sure that'll justify some unnecessary 4 player co-op. Exciting, unique, intense, superb, are all words nobody will say about this game, but buzz words are fun so let's cram some more heart-pounding, jaw-dropping, pant-pooping, ones in.

"We know some players felt let down with the lack of horror in the last game so we're really upping the ante this time around. Players that purchase the Collectors Edition of the game will be happy to hear that it comes packaged in a box full of live tarantulas."

There will also be 2 jump scares in the game. Boo.

F.E.4.R. 3V0LU710Nwill be released on Xbox 360, PS3, PC, Wii, WiiU, WiiV, WiiW, 3DS, PS Vita, DS, PSP, iPhone, Android, ColecoVision, and whatever other format we can spew it onto.

For more information please go to www.PLEASECOMEBACKMONOLITHALLISFORGIVEN.com

bobbetybob

Anyone else excited by the news? F.3.A.R was ok but I don't think the name of this one is cool enough.

Another april's fool..

yeah, any major announcements today i'm just going to ignore, also i hope fear 3 was the last one, they destroyed the franchise, fear 1 was amazing, fear 2 was a lil sub par but fear 3 was sloppy as hell.

The name is b3y0nd stup1d.

Jeez. I forgot what today was. saddest part about it, they would probably do some dumb sh!t like that.

I think the joke here is that they actually made a third one.

Even the two expansion packs for the original sucked balls. F.E.A.R. was just the original. Something worse than a cash cow is a crappy cash cow. They should let it die, and move into something else.

I was thinking this could be an April Fool's, but nobody really cares for the franchise.

How is that an April Fool's joke?

That's exactly what they will call it....