This place is pathetic, why isn't this on the front page?

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#1 HoldThePhone
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The Zerg have been revealed!

The Swarm Cinematic Intro:

http://kotaku.com/365716/first-look-at-starcraft-ii-zerg

Zerg Gameplay:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FQoBnKa-e4E

I'm not posting screen shots cuz they don't do this game justice.

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#2 II-FBIsniper-II
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Because it's old.
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#3 Son_of_Some
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What the hell is a Zerg?
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#4 HoldThePhone
Member since 2007 • 3364 Posts

Because it's old.II-FBIsniper-II

psshh, i know. That's why it should be a 300 post thread on the front page.

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#5 VirtuaCast
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Thats as old as my Gradpa and he so old he farts dust.
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#6 ski11buzz
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who/what the hell are the zergs?
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#7 Dante2710
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*shrugs* because most people dont care about it?
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#8 32cmaph
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who/what the hell are the zergs?ski11buzz

lol, good joke there....right?

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#9 darkslider99
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who/what the hell are the zergs?ski11buzz
What the hell is a Zerg?Son_of_Some

I really hope you guys are joking :|
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#10 aliblabla2007
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Zerg? WTF is that?
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#12 EVOLV3
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[QUOTE="ski11buzz"]who/what the hell are the zergs?darkslider99
What the hell is a Zerg?Son_of_Some

I really hope you guys are joking :|



They are making fun of Thug_Pikachu who seriously didnt know what they are
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[QUOTE="darkslider99"][QUOTE="ski11buzz"]who/what the hell are the zergs?EVOLV3
What the hell is a Zerg?Son_of_Some

I really hope you guys are joking :|



They are making fun of Thug_Pikachu who seriously didnt know what they are

I seriously don't know what the Zerg's are. What are they? Am I a joke now?
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#14 omarguy01
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seriously wtf
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#15 oldskooler79
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[QUOTE="darkslider99"][QUOTE="ski11buzz"]who/what the hell are the zergs?EVOLV3
What the hell is a Zerg?Son_of_Some

I really hope you guys are joking :|



They are making fun of Thug_Pikachu who seriously didnt know what they are

No really, wtf is a Zerg?

edit --> I checked the game out and it looks pretty lame. I'll pass.

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#16 omarguy01
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[QUOTE="EVOLV3"][QUOTE="darkslider99"][QUOTE="ski11buzz"]who/what the hell are the zergs?OniStrat
What the hell is a Zerg?Son_of_Some

I really hope you guys are joking :|



They are making fun of Thug_Pikachu who seriously didnt know what they are

I seriously don't know what the Zerg's are. What are they? Am I a joke now?

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#17 Heydanbud92
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zerg is the bad guy from toy story right?
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#18 Cali3350
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Anyone asking 'Whats a zerg?" - Your whats wrong with gaming today.
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#19 darkslider99
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[QUOTE="darkslider99"][QUOTE="ski11buzz"]who/what the hell are the zergs?EVOLV3
What the hell is a Zerg?Son_of_Some

I really hope you guys are joking :|



They are making fun of Thug_Pikachu who seriously didnt know what they are


Ah i see...hopefully half the people in this thread are doing the same.

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#20 darkslider99
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Anyone asking 'Whats a zerg?" - Your whats wrong with gaming today.Cali3350

if they're serious... I agree.
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#21 OniStrat
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[QUOTE="OniStrat"][QUOTE="EVOLV3"][QUOTE="darkslider99"][QUOTE="ski11buzz"]who/what the hell are the zergs?omarguy01
What the hell is a Zerg?Son_of_Some

I really hope you guys are joking :|



They are making fun of Thug_Pikachu who seriously didnt know what they are

I seriously don't know what the Zerg's are. What are they? Am I a joke now?

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Yeah, I figured that out by myself, but how could everybody know what the Zergs are? It seems like everyone of you know what they are, and when someone says "what are they" people go "OMG! You cereal?!".
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#22 TheSystemLord1
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Because maybe not everybody is terribly excited for StarCraft 2?
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#23 Private_Vegas
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Lurkers rule..... I wish I were a lurker :oops:

lol

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#24 67gt500
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For the benefit of the uninitiated... behold... the zerg
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#25 chikenfriedrice
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[QUOTE="Cali3350"]Anyone asking 'Whats a zerg?" - Your whats wrong with gaming today.darkslider99

if they're serious... I agree.

idk what a Zerg is and i'm quite proud of that actually

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#26 darkslider99
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Yeah, I figured that out by myself, but how could everybody know what the Zergs are? It seems like everyone of you know what they are, and when someone says "what are they" people go "OMG! You cereal?!".OniStrat

It's starcraft. It would be like someone not knowing who mario was. It would be one thing to encounter some random person on the street. But this is a gaming forum, everyone posting on here should know the a few names of some of the most important games ever concieved.
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[QUOTE="Cali3350"]Anyone asking 'Whats a zerg?" - Your whats wrong with gaming today.darkslider99

if they're serious... I agree.

I'll second this. I'm not a big pc gamer but there is one pc game i really enjoyed and that is starcraft.

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#28 darkslider99
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[QUOTE="darkslider99"][QUOTE="Cali3350"]Anyone asking 'Whats a zerg?" - Your whats wrong with gaming today.chikenfriedrice


if they're serious... I agree.

idk what a Zerg is and i'm quite proud of that actually


You shouldn't be. It's similar to not knowing who Mario is, albeit not nearly as bad.
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#29 deactivated-6075a5c511e8b
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I shudder to ask what a Zerg is.
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#30 chikenfriedrice
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[QUOTE="chikenfriedrice"]

[QUOTE="darkslider99"][QUOTE="Cali3350"]Anyone asking 'Whats a zerg?" - Your whats wrong with gaming today.darkslider99


if they're serious... I agree.

idk what a Zerg is and i'm quite proud of that actually


You shouldn't be. It's similar to not knowing who Mario is, albeit not nearly as bad.

don't think so....starcraft? never played it and never will

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#31 the_h_bomb
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some of the units sound way overpowered. The roach sounds ridiculous
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#32 jg4xchamp
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[QUOTE="ski11buzz"]who/what the hell are the zergs?darkslider99
What the hell is a Zerg?Son_of_Some

I really hope you guys are joking :|

THey are making fun of thug pikachu.

ITS SW history. THink if this is as a Wok7 moment. Just worse, much, much worse.
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#33 jg4xchamp
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Seriousaly guys relax. Most of the people saying whats a zerg are making fun of THug Pikachu.

He said that in a thread about a year ago. Its one of those self owned moments, where the entire board made fun him. Yeah good times.
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#34 darkslider99
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[QUOTE="darkslider99"][QUOTE="ski11buzz"]who/what the hell are the zergs?jg4xchamp
What the hell is a Zerg?Son_of_Some

I really hope you guys are joking :|

THey are making fun of thug pikachu.

ITS SW history. THink if this is as a Wok7 moment. Just worse, much, much worse.


i know lol I've seen the sig around. I was just hoping their joking, as opposed to not knowing themselves.
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#35 jg4xchamp
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[QUOTE="jg4xchamp"][QUOTE="darkslider99"][QUOTE="ski11buzz"]who/what the hell are the zergs?darkslider99
What the hell is a Zerg?Son_of_Some

I really hope you guys are joking :|

THey are making fun of thug pikachu.

ITS SW history. THink if this is as a Wok7 moment. Just worse, much, much worse.


i know lol I've seen the sig around. I was just hoping their joking, as opposed to not knowing themselves.

Well if some of these people are serious.

THen lets bring on the hermits and have an old fashion roast. We need a little spice to the SW formula. We got generic lately with some of the topics today. Must be a monday.
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#36 cobrax25
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some of the units sound way overpowered. The roach sounds ridiculousthe_h_bomb

honestly, people have been saying that each race is overated after each starcraft demo...and I think its to blizzard's credit that they can make all the races sound overated at the asme time.

We dont actually know how fast the roach heals at this point...it could be twice as much, or it coulld be 5 times as much...and their are deffinetly some new units that sound like they can counter it...like the Protoss thing that does exponential damage.

Besides, certain aspects of the Zerg have been nerfed...they no longer have any base defences (apparently they have to be "spawned" by the queen to exsist)

Honestly, at this point we dont know very much, and Im sure that a demo is not representative of actual balance....especially when Demonstration often tweak certain stats to make them more demoble.

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#37 omarguy01
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some of the units sound way overpowered. The roach sounds ridiculousthe_h_bomb
yea i agree... i bet a lot of stuff will get toned down in the final game
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#38 the_h_bomb
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[QUOTE="the_h_bomb"]some of the units sound way overpowered. The roach sounds ridiculousomarguy01
yea i agree... i bet a lot of stuff will get toned down in the final game

what do you think of the carrier?

Considering that you can have more than one mothership i don't see the point. If you're going to send a heavy ship in against the enemy you're sending a mothership

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#39 JPOBS
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All jokes aside about thug_pikachu

I dont know what a zerg is, and i dont care either. THHBO

lol thinking everyone has to care about startcraft lol

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#40 CelineDion
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Starcraft bores me.

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