The Nintendo Fanboy Chronicles (chapter 1)

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#1 YourExpert
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  Lets meet and expierence a new Nintendo fanboy.

Johnny Fanboy: (walks to eb to buy a new console) What is that Wii thing

Clerk:  Thats the New Nintendo Wii that sells for $249.99

Johnny Fanboy:  What is so special about it?  My Nintendo Gamecube plays better then those game.

Clerk:  It comes with this New Controller that senes motion

Johnny Fanboy:  WOW! (5 mins later) Ok I'm bored. It was fun at first but now it's no big deal

Clerk:  Nintendo promises Innovative fresh games that you will love to play.

Johnny Fanboy:  I can't afford a 360 or ps3 so I guess I'll take it. 

Clerk:  That will be $249.99.

Johnny Fanboy:  It only comes with one controller.  Since there is no online games I need another controller.

Clerk:  Good News!  Nintendo cares so much that they broke the controller into 2 different pieces to buy.

Johnny Fanboy:  Don't 90% of the games require both parts

Clerk:  Yea but dont' worry about that.  1 piece is $20 and the other piece is $40

Johnny Fanboy:  How much will it be now?

Clerk:  $59.99+$249.99= $299.98 plus tax

Johnny Fanboy:  I thought it was cheaper?

Clerk:  It is if you like the bare bones minimal.

Johnny Fanboy: 
I don't have a wireless network like the majority of Worldwide households. Can I use ethernet?

Clerk:  Sure can buddy, it's only another $29.99 more.

Johnny Fanboy:  (looks confused and unhappy)  Hey thats $329.97 plus tax.

Clerk:  You could always get a 360 with state of the art graphics, a much better library, and  a better machine for $299.99


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#2 Tsug_Ze_Wind
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That's some great fiction!

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#3 Jaclarks
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That was pretty dumb, nice try though... but still dumb
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#4 wooooode
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That clerk is retard he said $59.99 + $249.99 was $299.98, no wonder the Wii sounds lame there he is retarded.