Johnny Fanboy: (walks to eb to buy a new console) What is that Wii thing
Clerk: Thats the New Nintendo Wii that sells for $249.99
Johnny Fanboy: What is so special about it? My Nintendo Gamecube plays better then those game.
Clerk: It comes with this New Controller that senes motion
Johnny Fanboy: WOW! (5 mins later) Ok I'm bored. It was fun at first but now it's no big deal
Clerk: Nintendo promises Innovative fresh games that you will love to play.
Johnny Fanboy: I can't afford a 360 or ps3 so I guess I'll take it.
Clerk: That will be $249.99.
Johnny Fanboy: It only comes with one controller. Since there is no online games I need another controller.
Clerk: Good News! Nintendo cares so much that they broke the controller into 2 different pieces to buy.
Johnny Fanboy: Don't 90% of the games require both parts
Clerk: Yea but dont' worry about that. 1 piece is $20 and the other piece is $40
Johnny Fanboy: How much will it be now?
Clerk: $59.99+$249.99= $299.98 plus tax
Johnny Fanboy: I thought it was cheaper?
Clerk: It is if you like the bare bones minimal. Johnny Fanboy: I don't have a wireless network like the majority of Worldwide households. Can I use ethernet?
Clerk: Sure can buddy, it's only another $29.99 more.
Johnny Fanboy: (looks confused and unhappy) Hey thats $329.97 plus tax.
Clerk: You could always get a 360 with state of the art graphics, a much better library, and a better machine for $299.99
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