The greatest mech game series of all time makes it's epic return

Behold, the mother of all mech games is once again amongst us:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC5BUQS7s4c

Intense strategic gameplay bombarded with a tenacious combination of exquisite fast paced mechanized warfare on an epic scale unseen by most prying eyes. A glutinous feast of unbridled action packed ass kickery of future days in a fascist society of brainwashed drones thirsting for bloodshed and fiery rampage the likes of which make the gladiators of Mt. Olympus writhe with pleasure and ecstasy. Men risking life and limb for the prize of glory in an arena of death where only one can walk through the haze of bullets and explosions and fury and death, one brave soul who can rise above all other warriors to claim the prize of life and honor and steaming hot b*tches.

Behold, the mother of all mech games is once again amongst us:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC5BUQS7s4c

Intense strategic gameplay bombarded with a tenacious combination of exquisite fast paced mechanized warfare on an epic scale unseen by most prying eyes. A glutinous feast of unbridled action packed ass kickery of future days in a fascist society of brainwashed drones thirsting for bloodshed and fiery rampage the likes of which make the gladiators of Mt. Olympus writhe with pleasure and ecstasy. Men risking life and limb for the prize of glory in an arena of death where only one can walk through the haze of bullets and explosions and fury and death, one brace soul who can rise above all other warriors to claim the prize of life and honor and steaming hot b*tches.

Master_ShakeXXX

Cute.

That's not f*cking Mechassault.

This isn't mechwarrior silly

Mechwarrior is for scrubs. The real masters all piloted mechs in Heavy Gear 2. Legends like Black Hope of the clan Breath of Assassin, and the pros on over at clan Deciples of Apocalypse, or the lone wolf Sypher McGun, or the mysterious but deadly Gun Smoke. All hero pilots whom shall never be forgotten. While the game lie in death, the souls of these ancient men and woman still do battle in the heavens, and one day I shall join them.

Mechwarrior is for scrubs. The real masters all piloted mechs in Heavy Gear 2. Legends like Black Hope of the clan Breath of Assassin, and the pros on over at clan Deciples of Apocalypse, or the lone wolf Sypher McGun, or the mysterious but deadly Gun Smoke. All hero pilots whom shall never be forgotten. While the game lie in death, the souls of these ancient men and woman still do battle in the heavens, and one day I shall join them.

Master_ShakeXXX

That's not f*cking Mechassault.

Michael0134567

shit *edit* Oh hey, no censorship!freedomfreak

Aw shit, it still doesn't let me say fvck! :(

[QUOTE="freedomfreak"]shit *edit* Oh hey, no censorship!Rocker6

Aw shit, it still doesn't let me say fvck! :(

Shut the shit up.

game looks like shit. Mech Assault 2>>>>>>>mems_1224

2 month in development. How does anyone think it will look niceNEWMAHAY

Since nobody has said the best yet:

That game is not the shit, bitches.

l2embed, making me click and shit.

That game is not the shit, bitches.

Michael0134567

You shut your little bitch mouth you piece of shit!

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"]

That game is not the shit, bitches.

Master_ShakeXXX

You shut your little bitch mouth you piece of shit!

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"]

That game is not the shit, bitches.

Master_ShakeXXX

You shut your little bitch mouth you piece of shit!

[QUOTE="Master_ShakeXXX"]

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"]

That game is not the shit, bitches.

bobbetybob

You shut your little bitch mouth you piece of shit!

So rude.

[QUOTE="bobbetybob"]

[QUOTE="Master_ShakeXXX"]

You shut your little bitch mouth you piece of shit!

Michael0134567

So rude.

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"]

[QUOTE="bobbetybob"] Why don't you lick my tit you shit poking little bitch.

bobbetybob

So rude.

You have no idea how offended I am right now, you bitch.

I read the title thinking he meant Mechwarrior.

2 month in development. How does anyone think it will look nice NEWMAHAY

[QUOTE="NEWMAHAY"]2 month in development. How does anyone think it will look nice Nengo_Flow

Perhaps just a proof of concept?

I shit turds that look better than that game.