The greatest mech game series of all time makes it's epic return

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#1 Posted by Master_ShakeXXX (13361 posts) -

Behold, the mother of all mech games is once again amongst us:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC5BUQS7s4c

Intense strategic gameplay bombarded with a tenacious combination of exquisite fast paced mechanized warfare on an epic scale unseen by most prying eyes. A glutinous feast of unbridled action packed ass kickery of future days in a fascist society of brainwashed drones thirsting for bloodshed and fiery rampage the likes of which make the gladiators of Mt. Olympus writhe with pleasure and ecstasy. Men risking life and limb for the prize of glory in an arena of death where only one can walk through the haze of bullets and explosions and fury and death, one brave soul who can rise above all other warriors to claim the prize of life and honor and steaming hot b*tches.

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#2 Posted by freedomfreak (50286 posts) -
shit *edit* Oh hey, no censorship!
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#3 Posted by clyde46 (49053 posts) -

Behold, the mother of all mech games is once again amongst us:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC5BUQS7s4c

Intense strategic gameplay bombarded with a tenacious combination of exquisite fast paced mechanized warfare on an epic scale unseen by most prying eyes. A glutinous feast of unbridled action packed ass kickery of future days in a fascist society of brainwashed drones thirsting for bloodshed and fiery rampage the likes of which make the gladiators of Mt. Olympus writhe with pleasure and ecstasy. Men risking life and limb for the prize of glory in an arena of death where only one can walk through the haze of bullets and explosions and fury and death, one brace soul who can rise above all other warriors to claim the prize of life and honor and steaming hot b*tches.

Master_ShakeXXX
Not Mechwarrior. This thread fails.
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#4 Posted by OneSanitarium (6951 posts) -

Cute.

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#5 Posted by Michael0134567 (28651 posts) -

That's not f*cking Mechassault.

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#6 Posted by guard12 (2018 posts) -

This isn't mechwarrior silly

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#7 Posted by Master_ShakeXXX (13361 posts) -

Mechwarrior is for scrubs. The real masters all piloted mechs in Heavy Gear 2. Legends like Black Hope of the clan Breath of Assassin, and the pros on over at clan Deciples of Apocalypse, or the lone wolf Sypher McGun, or the mysterious but deadly Gun Smoke. All hero pilots whom shall never be forgotten. While the game lie in death, the souls of these ancient men and woman still do battle in the heavens, and one day I shall join them.

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#8 Posted by clyde46 (49053 posts) -

Mechwarrior is for scrubs. The real masters all piloted mechs in Heavy Gear 2. Legends like Black Hope of the clan Breath of Assassin, and the pros on over at clan Deciples of Apocalypse, or the lone wolf Sypher McGun, or the mysterious but deadly Gun Smoke. All hero pilots whom shall never be forgotten. While the game lie in death, the souls of these ancient men and woman still do battle in the heavens, and one day I shall join them.

Master_ShakeXXX

Heavy Gear is for children. Real men pilot an Atlas D.

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#9 Posted by smashed_pinata (3747 posts) -

That's not f*cking Mechassault.

Michael0134567

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#10 Posted by Ninja-Hippo (23434 posts) -
Remember Chrome Hounds? Man, that game was ass.
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#11 Posted by Kaszilla (1841 posts) -
Not a battletech game. Next.
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#12 Posted by Kaszilla (1841 posts) -
These ppl made mechassault. This looks like garbage.
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#13 Posted by Rocker6 (13358 posts) -

shit *edit* Oh hey, no censorship!freedomfreak

Aw shit, it still doesn't let me say fvck! :(

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#14 Posted by Michael0134567 (28651 posts) -

[QUOTE="freedomfreak"]shit *edit* Oh hey, no censorship!Rocker6

Aw shit, it still doesn't let me say fvck! :(

Shut the shit up.

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#15 Posted by mems_1224 (56917 posts) -
game looks like shit. Mech Assault 2>>>>>>>
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#16 Posted by NEWMAHAY (3824 posts) -
2 month in development. How does anyone think it will look nice
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#17 Posted by Kaszilla (1841 posts) -
game looks like shit. Mech Assault 2>>>>>>>mems_1224
MA2 even has better graphics.
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#18 Posted by Kaszilla (1841 posts) -
2 month in development. How does anyone think it will look niceNEWMAHAY
Wasnt the trailer for this shown a year ago?
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#19 Posted by Yangire (8795 posts) -

Since nobody has said the best yet:

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#20 Posted by clyde46 (49053 posts) -
Sorry TC. This is the best mech game.
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#22 Posted by bobbetybob (19370 posts) -
Well that looks like a big ol' pile o' shit. [spoiler] Everyone's going to say shit in all their posts now aren't they? [/spoiler]
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#23 Posted by freedomfreak (50286 posts) -
bitch too? Not bad.
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#24 Posted by mems_1224 (56917 posts) -
[QUOTE="bobbetybob"]Well that looks like a big ol' pile o' shit. [spoiler] Everyone's going to say shit in all their posts now aren't they? [/spoiler]

Shit yea!
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#25 Posted by Michael0134567 (28651 posts) -

That game is not the shit, bitches.

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#26 Posted by Snugenz (13388 posts) -

l2embed, making me click and shit.

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#27 Posted by Master_ShakeXXX (13361 posts) -

That game is not the shit, bitches.

Michael0134567

You shut your little bitch mouth you piece of shit!

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#28 Posted by Michael0134567 (28651 posts) -

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"]

That game is not the shit, bitches.

Master_ShakeXXX

You shut your little bitch mouth you piece of shit!

:lol:
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#29 Posted by deactivated-59d151f079814 (47239 posts) -
FVCK YEAH, Heavy Gear is awesome.
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#30 Posted by bobbetybob (19370 posts) -

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"]

That game is not the shit, bitches.

Master_ShakeXXX

You shut your little bitch mouth you piece of shit!

Why don't you lick my tit you shit poking little bitch.

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#31 Posted by Michael0134567 (28651 posts) -

[QUOTE="Master_ShakeXXX"]

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"]

That game is not the shit, bitches.

bobbetybob

You shut your little bitch mouth you piece of shit!

Why don't you lick my tit you shit poking little bitch.

So rude.

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#32 Posted by bobbetybob (19370 posts) -

[QUOTE="bobbetybob"]

[QUOTE="Master_ShakeXXX"]

You shut your little bitch mouth you piece of shit!

Michael0134567

Why don't you lick my tit you shit poking little bitch.

So rude.

It's Gamespots fault not mine they've corrupted my mind with their lack of word filters.
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#33 Posted by Michael0134567 (28651 posts) -

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"]

[QUOTE="bobbetybob"] Why don't you lick my tit you shit poking little bitch.

bobbetybob

So rude.

It's Gamespots fault not mine they've corrupted my mind with their lack of word filters.

You have no idea how offended I am right now, you bitch.

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#35 Posted by C_Rule (9816 posts) -
That looks crap. Need to rinse my eyes.
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#36 Posted by SuddenlySudden (618 posts) -
[QUOTE="C_Rule"]That looks crap. Need to rinse my eyes.

Walked into a thread full of swear words
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#37 Posted by Lance2500 (680 posts) -

I read the title thinking he meant Mechwarrior.

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#38 Posted by Nengo_Flow (10644 posts) -

2 month in development. How does anyone think it will look nice NEWMAHAY
so why are they even showing it?

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#39 Posted by OneSanitarium (6951 posts) -

[QUOTE="NEWMAHAY"]2 month in development. How does anyone think it will look nice Nengo_Flow

so why are they even showing it?

Perhaps just a proof of concept?

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#40 Posted by campzor (34932 posts) -
what is this, a ps2 game? Armored core is the best mech game series of all time, even with the sh!tty last few entries.
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#41 Posted by princeofshapeir (16633 posts) -
Everyone is saying shit
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#42 Posted by Optical_Order (5100 posts) -

I shit turds that look better than that game. 

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#43 Posted by adamosmaki (10579 posts) -
Not Mech assault then no BTW the graphics for an unreal 4 game looks bad
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#44 Posted by sammyjenkis898 (28392 posts) -
Wait.. Shit. Whoa. No censoring!
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#46 Posted by sammyjenkis898 (28392 posts) -
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#47 Posted by Silenthps (7298 posts) -
Played this at GDC and man this video does not do the game justice. It looked very nice for only being in development for 2 months. Also one of the senior engineers from Crysis is working on it so you can expect it to look marvelous when it releases.