The amount of smut in Ubisoft games is an outrage! An outrage, I tell you!

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#1 Edited by henrythefifth (2139 posts) -

Just look at the pics below, taken from Watch Dogs 2 and AC Origins (updated, unmodded, on PS4)

Now is that disgusting smut something we want to see in video games? Heck no!

Also, think of the children! Imagine you're playing the game, and your kids is watching! And suddenly, something like that pops up on screen! What will the poor kid say???

Well, okay, he will prolly say something like, 'Cor Blimey, look at them knocke*s on that bird!' but that's not the point. Point is, smut is bad, and Ubi has been very, very naughty.

Do not do it again, Ubi.

PS: I censored the pictures so that you would not be as soiled as I was by them.

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#2 Edited by That_Old_Guy (954 posts) -

I actually have a problem with nudity in games unless it has related context.

Nudity for the sake of it just being there in games is stupid bc it looks stupid.

It doesn’t make me feel more in the world it actually takes me out bc I realize we’re not even close to the valley yet.

Which at that point I remember it’s a game.

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#3 Edited by Litchie (23495 posts) -

I think it was a bit easier to come across a nude whore in those times than it is now. Or come across nude people in bathhouses. I don't have anything against a developer wanting their game to reflect reailty. Plus, I love boobies.

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#4 Edited by watercrack445 (1353 posts) -

This is straight up porn. There is probably going to be an uptick demand for joysticks... XD

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#5 Posted by Icarian (1851 posts) -

You kill literally thousands of people in those games and that's okay. But god forbid there's tits.. americans never change. Lol

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#6 Posted by goodzorr (488 posts) -
@Icarian said:

You kill literally thousands of people in those games and that's okay. But god forbid there's tits.. americans never change. Lol

Ha exactly. Enjoy that slow motion gunshot through a characters head (like in RDR2) but god forbid a bit of flesh is shown.

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#7 Posted by nishanth12 (636 posts) -

@Icarian:

@Icarian said:

You kill literally thousands of people in those games and that's okay. But god forbid there's tits.. americans never change. Lol

^^This.

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#8 Posted by Bond007uk (911 posts) -

Not sure what game the last two images are from, but the first two are from the Assassin's Creed games. The first one is from Origins. Is the second from Odyssey?

Regardless, both the ancient cultures of Egypt and Greece saw public nudity a lot different to what we see today. It was very common to see women walk around bear chested. Back in those days no one would have noticed. Indeed, nudity was part of the culture.

Ancient Rome culture held taboo's regarding public nudity. Often defeated enemies would be paraded through the streets in victory processions, chained, and more often than not, completely naked. They had no qualms with nudity in public baths however or for Erotic art.

Why the heck is this in System Wars??

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#9 Posted by Ten_Pints (3713 posts) -

Bumholes and bellybuttons.

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#10 Posted by R4gn4r0k (30529 posts) -
@Icarian said:

You kill literally thousands of people in those games and that's okay. But god forbid there's tits.. americans never change. Lol

I love how you are the good guy in Assassin's Creed and have to stop those 'evil' templars from wanting world peace.

But over the course of the AC franchise I've probably killed over 10.000 people who stood in my way.

But I'm the good guy.

Yup.

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#11 Posted by thereal25 (1722 posts) -

... and this is a problem for you?

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#12 Posted by VFighter (4639 posts) -

@Icarian: Bingo.

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#13 Edited by pyro1245 (4830 posts) -

So after seeing these images you became.... soiled, did you? Interesting.

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#14 Posted by Telekill (8379 posts) -

Not sure why it bothers you. If it does... don't buy their games.

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#15 Posted by SecretPolice (34958 posts) -

Indeed...

Nuff... :P

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#16 Posted by JoPython52 (119 posts) -

The games are rated M for mature. Apparently you are not.

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#17 Posted by onesiphorus (2796 posts) -

Does this thread belongs in Systems Wars? Why not posted your complaint in a blog for everyone to read?

System Wars is not your blog.

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#18 Posted by Vaasman (13570 posts) -

Let me guess, you couldn't explain virtual boobs to your mom in time for her to stop taking away your game console?

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#19 Posted by mrbojangles25 (43569 posts) -

Because ancient nudity is smut? Can't it just be nudity?

I don't make smut when I take a shower. Well, not all the time :P

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#20 Posted by DaVillain- (35548 posts) -

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#21 Edited by jun_aka_pekto (25227 posts) -

I don't mind so long as they're not cutscenes. I think the nasty part of those screenshots are what look like (to me) female bodies with male heads. Now that's nasty. Yek.

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#22 Posted by Evil_Loli (115 posts) -

@jun_aka_pekto said:

I don't mind so long as they're not cutscenes. I think the nasty part of those screenshots are what look like (to me) female bodies with male heads. Now that's nasty. Yek.

Come on now. Us woman can't be all pretty ya'know. Didn't you're lover ever tell you, it's the inside that counts ;)

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#23 Posted by X_CAPCOM_X (8453 posts) -

@evil_loli said:
@jun_aka_pekto said:

I don't mind so long as they're not cutscenes. I think the nasty part of those screenshots are what look like (to me) female bodies with male heads. Now that's nasty. Yek.

Come on now. Us woman can't be all pretty ya'know. Didn't you're lover ever tell you, it's the inside that counts ;)

Or getting inside. That's an important part too.

too far?

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#24 Edited by Xabiss (2421 posts) -
@Icarian said:

You kill literally thousands of people in those games and that's okay. But god forbid there's tits.. americans never change. Lol

This ^^ and quit being a pussy!

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#25 Edited by lundy86_4 (52369 posts) -

Oh no... Boobs. My Mummy and Daddy said I wasn't allowed to look at boobs. LMAO, you can tell who's from NA and who's from Europe. If you ever vacation in Europe, tits are kinda on display on most beaches. Saw a couple pairs in Jamaica once, but damn... Never again.

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#26 Posted by Mandzilla (3816 posts) -
@henrythefifth said:

Also, think of the children! Imagine you're playing the game, and your kids is watching! And suddenly, something like that pops up on screen! What will the poor kid say???

Well, okay, he will prolly say something like, 'Cor Blimey, look at them knocke*s on that bird!' but that's not the point. Point is, smut is bad, and Ubi has been very, very naughty.

Is your kid the Artful Dodger from Oliver Twist?

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#27 Posted by lundy86_4 (52369 posts) -

@mandzilla said:
@henrythefifth said:

'Cor Blimey, look at them knocke*s on that bird!'

Is your kid the Artful Dodger from Oliver Twist?

This is a gem of a post lol.

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#28 Posted by Mandzilla (3816 posts) -

@lundy86_4:

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#29 Posted by lundy86_4 (52369 posts) -

@mandzilla: Miss that man.

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#30 Posted by Mandzilla (3816 posts) -

@lundy86_4: Gone but not forgotten. :(

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#31 Posted by lundy86_4 (52369 posts) -

@mandzilla: I don't see him as much, but I actually loved him in Sully, and Bridge of Spies was just fucking great.

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#32 Posted by Mandzilla (3816 posts) -

@lundy86_4: Bridge of Spies was so tense! Will always remember him as Forrest Gump though.

@lundy86_4 said:

Oh no... Boobs. My Mummy and Daddy said I wasn't allowed to look at boobs. LMAO, you can tell who's from NA and who's from Europe. If you ever vacation in Europe, tits are kinda on display on most beaches. Saw a couple pairs in Jamaica once, but damn... Never again.

This is very true. Boobs are pretty common over here. Not just at beaches but also music festivals and even just Cardiff on a Saturday night lol. Some places in continental Europe are on another level though.

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#33 Edited by lundy86_4 (52369 posts) -

@mandzilla said:

This is very true. Boobs are pretty common over here. Not just at beaches but also music festivals and even just Cardiff on a Saturday night lol. Some places in continental Europe are on another level though.

Europe is ridiculous. Growing up in Warrington, you didn't see many that you'd want to on a regular basis. Kinda why we went to Manchester or Liverpool to drink lol. Oh man, Canada does not compare to England.

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#34 Edited by Mandzilla (3816 posts) -

@lundy86_4: Haha I feel you, grew up in Newport. 😬 Well Canada is a bit colder weather I think, so that's prob why you don't see as many boobs.

Edit: Sorry for going off thread topic, my bad.

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#35 Edited by lundy86_4 (52369 posts) -

@mandzilla: Summer is stupid hot and Winter is stupid cold. That being said, you guys have been shat on for Winter since I left lol. Moved here in '04. Winter just meant "Ice" when I was there. Here, it's about 4 ft of snow a day... Though nowadays that's probably our total all Winter.

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#36 Posted by Mandzilla (3816 posts) -

@lundy86_4: Yeah dude, winters are pretty hardcore here now. I'd say you're missing out, but 4ft of snow... ehh keep it to yourself lol. I like Canada though, cool country. 👍🏻

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#37 Posted by dotWithShoes (5516 posts) -

@henrythefifth: Why are kids playing mature rated games?

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#38 Posted by JustPlainLucas (79251 posts) -

If you have a problem with nudity in games, you're a prude and should stick to Christian Approved family films.

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#39 Edited by jun_aka_pekto (25227 posts) -
@evil_loli said:

Come on now. Us woman can't be all pretty ya'know. Didn't you're lover ever tell you, it's the inside that counts ;)

Ummm.... No. Not while we're rocking the house. And if we're not shaking the house? We're more like (good) friends at home. None of that sentimental crap. The wife..... She isn't the gushy type.

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#40 Posted by ninodude01 (4 posts) -

I don't think you should play a mature rated game with your kids. Besides, those are just... boobs. Nothing special about boobs, it's not like people are having sex in those games.

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#41 Posted by I_P_Daily (11057 posts) -

Is this you're coming out party Henry???

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#42 Posted by TheEroica (18358 posts) -

@Icarian: American gamers, desensitized to violence, but that digital boob is making my loins feel funny.