'Splatoon' the Most Sexual Game?

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#1 loco145
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Splatoon may be the most unintentionally sexual game Nintendo is showing at this year’s E3. Sure, the game itself, from gameplay mechanics to colorful aesthetic, appears to be little more than a somewhat inventive, kid-friendly shooter. But these are squids we’re talking about, which, with their protruding tentacles, already carry certain phallic implications.

Splatoon takes that a step farther, with the ink one shoots providing a direct gameplay benefit: players can dive into their persistent goo trails and, hidden, “swim” about the map.

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#2  Edited By ReadingRainbow4
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This is concept art straight from Nintendo.

Absolutely fucking hilarious. They really know what audiences they are trying to tackle here I think.

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#3  Edited By FoxbatAlpha
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I think this is sick and disgusting! *goes back to watching Asian porn*

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#4 LadyBlue
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@ReadingRainbow4 said:

This is concept art straight from Nintendo.

Absolutely fucking hilarious. They really know what audiences they are trying to tackle here I think.

.........

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#6  Edited By TrappedInABox91
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Shooting paint from guns+ squids = sexual

Get your minds out of the gutter.

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#7 clyde46
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Oh those Japanese.

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#9 PhazonBlazer
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So kawaii

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#10  Edited By CyberLips
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@ReadingRainbow4 said:

This is concept art straight from Nintendo.

Absolutely fucking hilarious. They really know what audiences they are trying to tackle here I think.

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#12  Edited By Shottayouth13-
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@ReadingRainbow4 said:

This is concept art straight from Nintendo.

Absolutely fucking hilarious. They really know what audiences they are trying to tackle here I think.

Oh my word ...

Nintendo done rule 34'd themselves.

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#13 LegatoSkyheart
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I saw nothing sexual in that trailer.

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#14 glez13
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At least this doesn't come from Tom McShea.

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#15  Edited By PrincessGomez92
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Uh.......right..... You guys are just gross.

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#16 foxhound_fox
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It's only sexual if the person watching it is thinking of something sexual.

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#17 Shewgenja
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This is almost as awkward as that "I can't believe my sister is this cute" thread from a while back.

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#18 Bigboi500
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Only a child would think that.

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#19 bbkkristian
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Grow up.

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#20  Edited By hotdiddykong
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@loco145:

No

They specifically said, they chose squids because it makes sense when you look at the dang concept.

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#21 Jag85
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I don't see anything sexual about the trailer... Anyone who finds it "sexual" must clearly be watching too much bukkake porn.

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#22 PsychoLemons
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And thus Freud was right.

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#23  Edited By ConanTheStoner  Online
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Read the topic title and thought lulz whatever.

@ReadingRainbow4 said:

This is concept art straight from Nintendo.

...then I saw this.

Please tell me that's not official concept art.

Really hoping I'm just being a gullible fool right now.

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#24 ReadingRainbow4
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@ConanTheStoner said:

Read the topic title and thought lulz whatever.

@ReadingRainbow4 said:

This is concept art straight from Nintendo.

...then I saw this.

Please tell me that's not official concept art.

Really hoping I'm just being a gullible fool right now.

Nintendo was looking for ways to make head shots non-violent.

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#25 deactivated-59b71619573a1
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Please be careful what kind of pics or terms you guys end up posting in topics like these.

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#26  Edited By Shewgenja
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Was that really official Nintendo art?

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#27 93BlackHawk93
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@ReadingRainbow4 said:

This is concept art straight from Nintendo.

Absolutely fucking hilarious. They really know what audiences they are trying to tackle here I think.

... Really?

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#28  Edited By silversix_
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I think they should censor those Sticky White Stuff shots. Its okay if they hit the ground n all but when you receive one in your face and then is allowed to swim in your teamates Sticky White Stuff i don't know what to think about this. I think this game is for perverts, hopefully its rated AO+

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#29 deactivated-5e0e425ee91d8
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@CyberLips said:

@ReadingRainbow4 said:

This is concept art straight from Nintendo.

Absolutely fucking hilarious. They really know what audiences they are trying to tackle here I think.

I demand a link, personally. I need to know that's official art.

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#30  Edited By Jorge89Ai
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@darkspineslayer: You can't honestly believe that is concept art from Nintendo? -.- it's too shitty of a concept piece to be official it's clearly the work of a perverted teen.

This is Concept art from Nintendo.

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#31 Liquid_
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im betting you see penis clouds in the sky too?

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#32 Ballroompirate
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Grow up.

Never

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#33 lamprey263
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now that you mention it...

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#34 Salt_The_Fries
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Bukkake.

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#35  Edited By finalfantasy94
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@ReadingRainbow4 said:

This is concept art straight from Nintendo.

Absolutely fucking hilarious. They really know what audiences they are trying to tackle here I think.

naaaa I cant believe this is official.

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#37 dommeus
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@Shewgenja: the what now?

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#38 blangenakker
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sigh, why must people go with the obvious, easy jokes.

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#39 Lulu_Lulu
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This more a reflection of You than it is of Nintendo !

Also lol to that Pic of that poor girl getting gang sprayed by all that sticky wet stuff..... :p

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#42 m_machine024
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That's clearly fan art guys. lol

And that site/blog just want hits. -__-

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#43 mjorh
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@ReadingRainbow4 said:

This is concept art straight from Nintendo.

Absolutely fucking hilarious. They really know what audiences they are trying to tackle here I think.

When you see it this way ....yeah it is! :D

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@foxhound_fox said:

It's only sexual if the person watching it is thinking of something sexual.

All the translations happen in the translators mind.

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@silversix_ said:

I think they should censor those Sticky White Stuff shots. Its okay if they hit the ground n all but when you receive one in your face and then is allowed to swim in your teamates Sticky White Stuff i don't know what to think about this. I think this game is for perverts, hopefully its rated AO+

hahahahah

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#46 Kenny789
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More mature than COD and Battlefield confirmed?

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@ConanTheStoner: Dude come on. Concept artists are people who have been drawing sketching and painting for their entire career, you really think a concept artist would be even capable of PRETENDING to be THAT bad?? That quasi rule34 fan art by a 12 year old is definitely not concept art. Not to mention concept art actually has to be descriptive and show model details, scale, etc.

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#48 parkurtommo
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@lamprey263 said:

now that you mention it...

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rofl that never gets old

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#49 AmazonTreeBoa
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@loco145 said:

Splatoon may be the most unintentionally sexual game Nintendo is showing at this year’s E3. Sure, the game itself, from gameplay mechanics to colorful aesthetic, appears to be little more than a somewhat inventive, kid-friendly shooter. But these are squids we’re talking about, which, with their protruding tentacles, already carry certain phallic implications.

Splatoon takes that a step farther, with the ink one shoots providing a direct gameplay benefit: players can dive into their persistent goo trails and, hidden, “swim” about the map.

Source.

Serious question...Are you stupid or a small immature child that has issue keeping his mind out of the gutter? Grow up junior and get laid.

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#50  Edited By ConanTheStoner  Online
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@parkurtommo said:

@ConanTheStoner: Dude come on. Concept artists are people who have been drawing sketching and painting for their entire career, you really think a concept artist would be even capable of PRETENDING to be THAT bad?? That quasi rule34 fan art by a 12 year old is definitely not concept art. Not to mention concept art actually has to be descriptive and show model details, scale, etc.

You're right man, it was hard to believe that any professional could have come anywhere near that piece for a number of reasons... but just the other day I saw a piece of game art that was literally nothing but some filled in sloppily done lasso selections with every layer style in the book applied to it. Seriously, drop shadows, inner glow, outer glow, bevel emboss, color overlay, outline... just about everything but the texture overlay. It was EXACTLY the same kind of shit I was doing the first day I used Photoshop lol.

Beyond the noobish intro to Photoshop use of tools, the image had zero balance. Not even a vague hint of thoughtful composition, or color balance.

I suppose after seeing that, I was primed and ready to believe that this might just be legit. Not like a complete piece of concept art, but some roughed out pre-production sketch to make sure everyone is on the same bukake loving page. A storyboard panel for money shots, if you will.

lol