Sony/Vita is doomed threads

Philosoraptor wonders, are these threads just distractions created by the sheep to hide what a colossal failure the Wii's game library has been in comparison to the competition? Or is it just the lemmings trying to distract us from the utter embarassment that is Kinect?

Thoughts?

It's not sheep and lemmings fault nobody wants a Vita, it's cows fault for not supporting it.

In other news, this woman has two vaginas

It's not sheep and lemmings fault nobody wants a Vita, it's cows fault for not supporting it.

Bigboi500

Philosoraptor wonders, how can cows support a console that is not out in the countries that most SW cows are from?

Cows bringing more hate to their terrible faction with threads like these

truly they have become the joke of systemwars

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It's not sheep and lemmings fault nobody wants a Vita, it's cows fault for not supporting it.

Storm_Marine

Philosoraptor wonders, how can cows support a console that is not out in the countries that most SW cows are from?

sony is d.... wait... two vaginas?

In other news, this woman has two vaginas

Nengo_Flow

In other news, this woman has two vaginas

Nengo_Flow

This needs to be adressed. How do I feel about this?

Where's SallyTwoD***s?

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[QUOTE="Bigboi500"]

It's not sheep and lemmings fault nobody wants a Vita, it's cows fault for not supporting it.

Bigboi500

Philosoraptor wonders, how can cows support a console that is not out in the countries that most SW cows are from?

Philosoraptor one who asks questions around here, not you.

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[QUOTE="Storm_Marine"]

Philosoraptor wonders, how can cows support a console that is not out in the countries that most SW cows are from?

Storm_Marine

Philosoraptor one who asks questions around here, not you.

It's not sheep and lemmings fault nobody wants a Vita, it's cows fault for not supporting it.

Bigboi500

Lull. I have never seen a philosoraptor.

And no TC, this entire Sony is Doomed fiasco is a clever ploy by the hermits to frame the sheep and lemmings and are claiming "ownage" over the Vita sales, which leads to outrage from the cows who resort to pointing at the 3DS launch as damage control. Cows then proceeed to bash the Wii-U to change the topicwhile even more undercover hermits create more and more Doom threads because they are deflecting the topic of next gen consoles as they are highly insecure about their precious gaming rigs being surpassed by next gen consoles.

So you see it really is quite the controversy. All parties are to blame.

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[QUOTE="Bigboi500"]I thought Japan was "sonyland", what happened?

Bigboi500

Philosoraptor one who asks questions around here, not you.

Philosraptor wonders, does the Vita have low sales because it sucks, or does it suck because it has low sales?

Lull. I have never seen a philosoraptor.

MLBknights58

Philosoraptor wonders if you have only recently acquired the internet.

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Philosoraptor one who asks questions around here, not you.

Storm_Marine

Philosraptor wonders, does the Vita have low sales because it sucks, or does it suck because it has low sales?

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Philosoraptor one who asks questions around here, not you.

Storm_Marine

Philosraptor wonders, does the Vita have low sales because it sucks, or does it suck because it has low sales?

I'd say because it's too expensive, lacks system sellers and was marketed as a media center instead of a dedicated gaming machine. Bigboi500

[QUOTE="Bigboi500"]I'd say because it's too expensive, lacks system sellers and was marketed as a media center instead of a dedicated gaming machine. carljohnson3456

[QUOTE="carljohnson3456"][QUOTE="Bigboi500"]I'd say because it's too expensive, lacks system sellers and was marketed as a media center instead of a dedicated gaming machine. Bigboi500

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[QUOTE="carljohnson3456"] C'mon dude. Sony has come out swinging with game support for this thing. Not saying the games are there NOW, few launch games are ever system sellers, but they've really promoted it as a gaming machine more than anything. carljohnson3456

Oh I also forgot to mention shooting themselves in the foot with those stupid memory cards.Bigboi500

Because they're using console games from their consoles as an after-thought. Bigboi500

[QUOTE="Bigboi500"]Because they're using console games from their consoles as an after-thought. carljohnson3456

Cows are mad as hell but the threads keep appearing because of all the negative Vita news and the fact that Sony is doing so terribly.

Kinect and Wii are colossal failures, but a once market leading brand in last place robbed of third party exclusives isn't?

Cows are mad as hell but the threads keep appearing because of all the negative Vita news and the fact that Sony is doing so terribly.

phonemug

and the fact that you created most of them !

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It's not sheep and lemmings fault nobody wants a Vita, it's cows fault for not supporting it.

Bigboi500

Philosoraptor wonders, how can cows support a console that is not out in the countries that most SW cows are from?

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Philosoraptor wonders, how can cows support a console that is not out in the countries that most SW cows are from?

Zhang--Jiao

It's not sheep and lemmings fault nobody wants a Vita, it's cows fault for not supporting it.

Bigboi500

Why will they support something that sucks? Why would they spend 450$ on a product they don't want just to keep their company in business? That is just stupid.

In other news, this woman has two vaginas

Nengo_Flow

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[QUOTE="Bigboi500"]I thought Japan was "sonyland", what happened?

Bigboi500

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[QUOTE="Zhang--Jiao"] Had it ever occurred to you, that Japanese people might be less idealistic of consumers and actually don't follow the "cow-lemming-sheep-hermit" game more than personal preference or desire?

Zhang--Jiao