Sony Patents a Teddy Bear that Gets Sad if You Don't Play With It (lolwut?)

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#1 Posted by TheDidact (3986 posts) -
http://www.playstationlifestyle.net/2012/11/30/sce-patents-teddy-bear-that-gets-sad-if-you-dont-play-with-him/ The Domination Has Won. :cool:
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#2 Posted by freedomfreak (51182 posts) -
Poor teddy :(
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#3 Posted by super600 (32449 posts) -

OMG.:lol::lol:

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#4 Posted by HalcyonScarlet (8379 posts) -

:lol: has this year been that bad?

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#5 Posted by Badosh (12770 posts) -
What?
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#6 Posted by OhSnapitz (19282 posts) -

SDC.. :cool:

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#7 Posted by LadyBlue (4943 posts) -
The most innovative thing they've ever done. Congrats, this will give kinect a run for it's money.
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#8 Posted by mems_1224 (56916 posts) -
i bet it lasts a week before it commits suicide from mass depression.
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#9 Posted by clyde46 (49061 posts) -
Oh come on!
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#10 Posted by LoG-Sacrament (20397 posts) -
so the game is not playing with it? how avant-garde.
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#11 Posted by TecmoGirl (3965 posts) -

lol! It's almost as if companies patent **** just to patent.

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#12 Posted by clyde46 (49061 posts) -

lol! It's almost as if companies patent **** just to patent.

TecmoGirl
Well look what Apple does :P
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#13 Posted by LadyBlue (4943 posts) -
i bet it lasts a week before it commits suicide from mass depression.mems_1224
It would do it faster if it saw MS Surface sales.
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#14 Posted by Michael0134567 (28651 posts) -

lol! It's almost as if companies patent **** just to patent.

TecmoGirl
Victoria Justice! :oops: On topic: :lol:
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#15 Posted by Blabadon (33030 posts) -
Poor teddy :(freedomfreak
What I was going to say.
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#16 Posted by LadyBlue (4943 posts) -
[QUOTE="TecmoGirl"]

lol! It's almost as if companies patent **** just to patent.

Michael0134567
Victoria Justice! :oops: On topic: :lol:

Irish+Puertorican ... whats not to like.
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#17 Posted by Michael0134567 (28651 posts) -
[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="TecmoGirl"]

lol! It's almost as if companies patent **** just to patent.

Pete-B
Victoria Justice! :oops: On topic: :lol:

Irish+Puertorican ... whats not to like.

I love her.
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#18 Posted by DJ-Lafleur (35604 posts) -

There's a massive design flaw with this teddy bear. Cows would be playing with the Teddy bear alot since they don't have any games for their PS3.

That must be why Sony ditched the idea.

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#19 Edited by LadyBlue (4943 posts) -

Victoria Justice! :oops: I love her.

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#20 Posted by kuraimen (28078 posts) -
if you don't "play" with it? pedobear enhanced
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#21 Posted by everythingcasua (98 posts) -
hey you pikachu rip off
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#22 Posted by Drasonak (1515 posts) -

You're obviously not the target demographic, moron. It's actually a great idea for little kids. Makes it seem more realistic. There are toys that pee and cry, so why not this?

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#23 Posted by Drasonak (1515 posts) -

lol! It's almost as if companies patent **** just to patent.

TecmoGirl
They do, you idiot. Patents are only $25 and last a long time. It's just incase. Activision patented Black Ops' websites all the way up to number 6, but it's unlikely they will go that high.
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#24 Posted by Badosh (12770 posts) -

You're obviously not the target demographic, moron. Drasonak

Man, chill out.

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#25 Posted by LadyBlue (4943 posts) -
[QUOTE="Drasonak"]

You're obviously not the target demographic, moron. Badosh

Man, chill out.

You'd think chilling would be second nature to him, being a cow and all.
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#26 Posted by TecmoGirl (3965 posts) -

[QUOTE="Pete-B"][QUOTE="Michael0134567"] Victoria Justice! :oops: On topic: :lol:Michael0134567
Irish+Puertorican ... whats not to like.

I love her.

lol! You love everybody. First it was Lights, then it was Ariana, then the girl in your sig, and then it was me. You have to pick one. :x

[spoiler] Isn't that right lights?

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#27 Posted by TheDidact (3986 posts) -

You're obviously not the target demographic, moron. It's actually a great idea for little kids. Makes it seem more realistic. There are toys that pee and cry, so why not this?

Drasonak
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#28 Posted by ninjapirate2000 (3347 posts) -

Day 1 baby, Day 1.

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#29 Posted by freedomfreak (51182 posts) -
[QUOTE="Drasonak"]

You're obviously not the target demographic, moron. Badosh

Man, chill out.

mensies
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#30 Posted by TheDidact (3986 posts) -
 :cool:
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#33 Posted by ninjapirate2000 (3347 posts) -
[QUOTE="TecmoGirl"]

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"] I love her.Drasonak

lol! You love everybody. First it was Lights, then it was Ariana, then the girl in your sig, and then it was me. You have to pick one. :x

[spoiler] Isn't that right lights?

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No one cares about you in real life, though, since you're fat and ugly.

lol raging so much. Calm it, drink some tea.
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#34 Posted by blackace (23576 posts) -
This is a JOKE right? Sony isn't waking money on something this stupid. Their execs can't be this insane, can they? The fact that this bear will move closer to you if you don't play with it completely freaks me out. I can definitely see kids ripping the head of or burning this bear within the first week. It's bad enough my daughter has talking electronic toys that say things just out of the blew when no one is touching it. I don't need this. A Chucky type Teddy Bear. What is the world coming to?
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#35 Posted by Drasonak (1515 posts) -
[QUOTE="Badosh"][QUOTE="Drasonak"]

You're obviously not the target demographic, moron. freedomfreak

Man, chill out.

mensies

Stop commenting on stuff. You never say anything worthwhile, and I hate having to get used to looking at a new ugly-ass ****.
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#36 Posted by LadyBlue (4943 posts) -
[QUOTE="Badosh"][QUOTE="Drasonak"]

You're obviously not the target demographic, moron. Drasonak

Man, chill out.

But elitist, retarded teenagers think they know better than companies because the only thing that sells is what they're interested in. What a bunch of narcissistic, close-minded ****s.

Lighten up Francis.
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#37 Posted by freedomfreak (51182 posts) -
[QUOTE="Drasonak"][QUOTE="freedomfreak"][QUOTE="Badosh"] Man, chill out.

mensies

Stop commenting on stuff. You never say anything worthwhile, and I hate having to get used to looking at a new ugly-ass ****.

yup mensies
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#38 Posted by Drasonak (1515 posts) -
This is a JOKE right? Sony isn't waking money on something this stupid. Their execs can't be this insane, can they? The fact that this bear will move closer to you if you don't play with it completely freaks me out. I can definitely see kids ripping the head of or burning this bear within the first week. It's bad enough my daughter has talking electronic toys that say things just out of the blew when no one is touching it. I don't need this. A Chucky type Teddy Bear. What is the world coming to?blackace
Are you kidding me? This is a logical step in children's entertainment devices; becoming more realistic. Why would they only try to partly simulate reality? Get with the time, you geezers, the stuff that freaks you out will be commonplace in 20 years. Everyone is always freaked out about the new thing.
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#39 Posted by NoirLamia777 (3180 posts) -

Wtf, also who draws these patents seriously :|

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#40 Posted by Drasonak (1515 posts) -
[QUOTE="freedomfreak"][QUOTE="Drasonak"][QUOTE="freedomfreak"] mensies

Stop commenting on stuff. You never say anything worthwhile, and I hate having to get used to looking at a new ugly-ass ****.

yup mensies

Ah, you're having your alt account back you up? That's cute.
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#41 Posted by LadyBlue (4943 posts) -
 :cool:TheDidact
Hot damn!! piss it all over me.
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#42 Posted by Drasonak (1515 posts) -
 :cool:TheDidact
-Girl you will never bang. You have nothing to do all day and you don't even lift weights. :lol:
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#43 Posted by TheDidact (3986 posts) -
[QUOTE="Drasonak"][QUOTE="freedomfreak"][QUOTE="Drasonak"] Stop commenting on stuff. You never say anything worthwhile, and I hate having to get used to looking at a new ugly-ass ****.

yup mensies

Ah, you're having your alt account back you up? That's cute.

You're not good at trolling. :|
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#44 Posted by freedomfreak (51182 posts) -
[QUOTE="Drasonak"][QUOTE="freedomfreak"][QUOTE="Drasonak"] Stop commenting on stuff. You never say anything worthwhile, and I hate having to get used to looking at a new ugly-ass ****.

yup mensies

Ah, you're having your alt account back you up? That's cute.

Yup, you got me. U so smart :oops:
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#45 Posted by TecmoGirl (3965 posts) -

[QUOTE="TecmoGirl"]

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"] I love her.Drasonak

lol! You love everybody. First it was Lights, then it was Ariana, then the girl in your sig, and then it was me. You have to pick one. :x

[spoiler] Isn't that right lights?

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No one cares about you in real life, though, since you're fat and ugly. That's why you have to advertise your feminity on here.

*sobs*

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#47 Posted by Mystery_Writer (8318 posts) -
Those patent pics makes really good lol pics
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#48 Posted by clyde46 (49061 posts) -
[QUOTE="blackace"]This is a JOKE right? Sony isn't waking money on something this stupid. Their execs can't be this insane, can they? The fact that this bear will move closer to you if you don't play with it completely freaks me out. I can definitely see kids ripping the head of or burning this bear within the first week. It's bad enough my daughter has talking electronic toys that say things just out of the blew when no one is touching it. I don't need this. A Chucky type Teddy Bear. What is the world coming to?Drasonak
Are you kidding me? This is a logical step in children's entertainment devices; becoming more realistic. Why would they only try to partly simulate reality? Get with the time, you geezers, the stuff that freaks you out will be commonplace in 20 years. Everyone is always freaked out about the new thing.

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#49 Posted by blackace (23576 posts) -
[QUOTE="mems_1224"]i bet it lasts a week before it commits suicide from mass depression.Pete-B
It would do it faster if it saw MS Surface sales.

I would do it faster if it saw Sony's PSVita sales and the awful scores the PS3 exclusives got this year. PS All-Star Battle Royale = 6.5. LOL!! MS Surface is only on sale online and at Microsoft's retail stores. They plan on selling 3-5 million for Q4. Sony won't even sell that many PS Vita's
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#50 Posted by Michael0134567 (28651 posts) -

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="Pete-B"] Irish+Puertorican ... whats not to like. TecmoGirl

I love her.

lol! You love everybody. First it was Lights, then it was Ariana, then the girl in your sig, and then it was me. You have to pick one. :x

[spoiler] Isn't that right lights?

2671695_o.gif [/spoiler]

I love you the most :oops:.