ps3 = _____ 360 = ______Wii = ______ (56 k warning)

[QUOTE="masterconker25"]

[QUOTE="MetalContra"]tony saprano ftwMetalContra

what the hell does ftw mean?

idk

For The Win

[QUOTE="Juggernaut140"]

He's not a zombie, and you can let one of the main characters go through a meat grinder. Now lets compare, Suffocating someone with a plastic bag vs. watching someone get carved in half with 2 chainsaws while he's laughing. Which one sounds more gruesome? I think it's Dead Rising. What about how sean the cult leader dies? A manaquin with a sword through it falls and impales him through the eye. You can chop zombies in half, decapitate them, disembowel, run em over, blow them up, and cut off their limbs with hedge cutters. and this isn't about how controversial the game is, it's about how gorey. I belive Dead Rising was banned in Germany too.

NorthlandMan

Two things

* In Manhunt 2 Wii you acto out the motions of eviscerating your foes rather than press a series of buttons

*you can, Wii remote and nunchuk in hands, use a pair of pliers to clamp onto an enemy's testicles and literally tear them from his body in a bloody display; and if that weren't enough, you'll take one of the poor victim's vertebrae along with his manhood. Or, if you'd prefer, you can use a saw blade and cut upward into a foe's groin and buttocks, motioning forward and backward with the Wii remote as you go

Your move

Your move? I'm not trying to make a big deal out of this. Why the hell would you want to castrate someone? I want to play the game but that just sounds really stupid. I know you use the wii controller to do the motions and when I heard that I thought "holy Jesus I have to play this". Exploding heads=more blood than castration. That does sound really gruesome but I just think that Dead Rising is more violent.

Wii-

Xbox360-

PS3-

PC-

[QUOTE="MetalContra"][QUOTE="masterconker25"]

[QUOTE="MetalContra"]tony saprano ftwsparkypants

what the hell does ftw mean?

idk

For The Win

no its the opposite of WTF

**** the What?!?!

360

jessica biel

ps3

fat chick

wii

baby

Xbox 360=

United States, allied with the Soviets (wii, wii60 movement) early on (in WW2) against the germans (PS3), but seeing the soviets grow in power, especially among the third world (the casual market) they tried to combat them in that arena (recent shift towards family games by microsoft, no longer wii60). However, has the first world (hardcore gamers) down fairly well. Doesn't have as many men as the soviets (higher price) but better equipment (more power).

Wii =

The soviet union, was allied with the United States (xbox 360, wii60) against the germans (PS3). After their early victory, turned to spreadnig communism, which was appealing to the masses, especially in the third world (casuals). They followed their REVOLUTIONARY ideology, communism (the wiimote). Then fought for dominance with the United States (360). They had a huge army, the largest in the world (low prices, lots of sales).

PS3 =

Later:

The Germans fought against both the soviets and united states early on (wii60), leading to an early loss in WW2 (current sales problem). After their early defeat they switched focus, soon becoming one of the richest nations in the world (PS3 will have to cut prices and shift their focus if they want to get any market at all, and I'm confident they will). Incredibly powerful (blitzkreig) but expensive. And led by idiots early on (Ken Kutaragi = Hitler).

/sarcasm

HeyHeyMyMy

I'm pretty sure that what you just posted is not okay. The PS3 isn't a Nazi console, and Ken Kutaragi isn't Hitler I don't know if you were trying to be funny, but that was pretty messed up.

360 =

PS3 =

Wii =

Wii:

360:

PS3:

360 =

PS3 =

Wii =

hellsing321

???huh??? this makes absolutely no sense. please explain for those that don't like or understand anime (like me).

[QUOTE="hellsing321"]

360 =

PS3 =

Wii =

latinrage69

???huh??? this makes absolutely no sense. please explain for those that don't like or understand anime (like me).

I've never seen any of those. Don't know the 360 one, but:

PS3: They did NOT see that failure coming.

Wii: Rigorous physical activity that looks fun but ends up hurting you.

[QUOTE="latinrage69"][QUOTE="hellsing321"]

360 =

PS3 =

Wii =

Overthrow

???huh??? this makes absolutely no sense. please explain for those that don't like or understand anime (like me).

I've never seen any of those. Don't know the 360 one, but:

PS3: They did NOT see that failure coming.

Wii: Rigorous physical activity that looks fun but ends up hurting you.

Thats pretty much what I was going for. The 360 one is here kicking her broken bike, so it has to do with the unusaully high failure rate of 360s

[QUOTE="Overthrow"][QUOTE="latinrage69"][QUOTE="hellsing321"]

360 =

PS3 =

Wii =

hellsing321

???huh??? this makes absolutely no sense. please explain for those that don't like or understand anime (like me).

I've never seen any of those. Don't know the 360 one, but:

PS3: They did NOT see that failure coming.

Wii: Rigorous physical activity that looks fun but ends up hurting you.

Thats pretty much what I was going for. The 360 one is here kicking her broken bike, so it has to do with the unusaully high failure rate of 360s

360 catherine zeta-jones

ps3 (gearing up for launch)

(wow. talk about aggressive marketing)

wii the original design

[QUOTE="hellsing321"][QUOTE="Overthrow"][QUOTE="latinrage69"][QUOTE="hellsing321"]

360 =

PS3 =

Wii =

hamstergeddon

???huh??? this makes absolutely no sense. please explain for those that don't like or understand anime (like me).

I've never seen any of those. Don't know the 360 one, but:

PS3: They did NOT see that failure coming.

Wii: Rigorous physical activity that looks fun but ends up hurting you.

Thats pretty much what I was going for. The 360 one is here kicking her broken bike, so it has to do with the unusaully high failure rate of 360s

well that explains a lot. thanks.

[QUOTE="MetalContra"][QUOTE="masterconker25"]

[QUOTE="MetalContra"]tony saprano ftwsparkypants

what the hell does ftw mean?

idk

For The Win

idk ftw?

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I'm suprised that someone hasn't done this one yet but here it goes.

PS3 = Romulans

Technologically advanced, but completely alien in design. Will have to ally with the Federation at some point to defeat the Borg.

Xbox = Federation

Federation benefits most from its vast network of people. Has also had muliple skirmishes with the Romulans.

PC = Borg

Has been around for ages, can be modified and adpated at a moments notice. Most Technolgically advanced.

Wii = Wesley Crusher

Shut up Wesley.

I'm suprised that someone hasn't done this one yet but here it goes.

PS3 = Romulans

Technologically advanced, but completely alien in design. Will have to ally with the Federation at some point to defeat the Borg.

Xbox = Federation

Federation benefits most from its vast network of people. Has also had muliple skirmishes with the Romulans.

PC = Borg

Has been around for ages, can be modified and adpated at a moments notice. Most Technolgically advanced.

Wii = Wesley Crusher

Shut up Wesley.

cjdaweasel

lol, nice

nice punchline at the end

In case it hasn't been said yet:

PS3, X360, & Wii all = $$$

In case it hasn't been said yet:

PS3, X360, & Wii all = $$$

lamech777

needs more cowbell

it took me a while to make this. i hope you guys like it. let me know what you think.

hey TC. this thread needs a 56k warning.

[QUOTE="PeterTimpa"]

one more

Ps3 = Tony Soprano

360= Jack Bauer

Wii = Chuck Norris

BTBAM127

HOW DARE YOU! Chuck Norris is the most manlyest man to ever walk the earth! he would never be caught dead 100 miles close to the wii! hes way to manly for mini games, mario, and cooking mama

not really, chuck can always beat people up on real life, but can you imagine him baking a cake? =p only on cooking mama for wii!! and maybe on george forman's grill =p

it took me a while to make this. i hope you guys like it. let me know what you think.

hey TC. this thread needs a 56k warning.

latinrage69

PS3 = Tom Cruise

Appeared in some great, diverse movies, but his career and his name has really gone downhill as of late.

360 = Bruce Willis

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Awesome actor, although most of the movies he's appeared in involve him using a gun and shooting things.

Wii = Tim Allen

Appeared in many movies that the whole family can enjoy such as the Santa Clause and Galaxy Quest, although has recently been doing an abundance of kid-oriented movies such as Zoom and the Shaggy Dog.

PS3 - Tried to hard and broke its face

360 - A bit geeky, but having fun nonetheless

Wii - On top of the world

NorthlandMan

ROFLMAO!! teh funneh!!!

ROFLMAO!! teh funneh!!!

punkindoubt86

nice sig. damn. look at all those cows. is that at microsoft's hq? :D

[QUOTE="punkindoubt86"]

ROFLMAO!! teh funneh!!!

latinrage69

nice sig. damn. look at all those cows. is that at microsoft's hq? :D

For the time being yes. I do, however, believe that cows have such big mouths, that no matter what happens they end up owning themselves.

Anyways..

PS3: Right now is big, bulky, not of much use, and sucking up all of your money.

XBOX 360: Kicking a$$ so far... but how long will it last?

WII: Adorable must have. Cla$$ic.

[QUOTE="StealthSting"][QUOTE="Viginti_Tres"]

Wii:

Silvereign

Wii, Wii.

She's an old hag.......

True. But I definitely have seen worse.

360 (must be the trees in bill gates' back yard.)

wii (mommy look! i'm a big girl now!)

ps3 (must be waiting for a new game to play. any game!!!)

PS3=

360=

Wii=

it took me a while to make this. i hope you guys like it. let me know what you think.

hey TC. this thread needs a 56k warning.

latinrage69

360 (must be the trees in bill gates' back yard.)

wii (mommy look! i'm a big girl now!)

ps3 (must be waiting for a new game to play. any game!!!)

latinrage69

Lol, except MS doesn't make any profit off the 360, it actually loses money on each console made.

PS3 =

http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz991outcome5.jpg

Not quite the expected takeoff...

Xbox =

http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/dog_licks_cat.jpg

Top dog right now.

Wii =

http://f.hatena.ne.jp/images/fotolife/l/laggnugg/20060124/20060124003025.jpg

Cute, but deadly.

PS3 = Arnie. Once the king of the action movie with an unparalleled physique and universal appeal. Has fallen from grace. Has lost alot of his appeal and has been forced to take a backseat.

XBox 360 = The Rock - Newcomer with alot of charm and in fairly good shape because of his youth. Widely believed to be the successor to Arnie but has niche appeal mainly amongst a core group of fans.

Wii = Bruce Willis - Once a very popular action movie star that fell out of favour for a few decades. Has reinvented himself with a broader range of roles such as the sixth sense. As well as these roles he is still doing the occasional action movie but alot of fans are upset at the fact that he is reaching out and not sticking 100% to his roots. Evergreen

[QUOTE="latinrage69"]

360 (must be the trees in bill gates' back yard.)

wii (mommy look! i'm a big girl now!)

ps3 (must be waiting for a new game to play. any game!!!)

metroidfood

Lol, except MS doesn't make any profit off the 360, it actually loses money on each console made.

PS3 =

http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz991outcome5.jpg

Not quite the expected takeoff...

Xbox =

http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/dog_licks_cat.jpg

Top dog right now.

Wii =

http://f.hatena.ne.jp/images/fotolife/l/laggnugg/20060124/20060124003025.jpg

Cute, but deadly.

[QUOTE="latinrage69"]

360 (must be the trees in bill gates' back yard.)

wii (mommy look! i'm a big girl now!)

ps3 (must be waiting for a new game to play. any game!!!)

metroidfood

Lol, except MS doesn't make any profit off the 360, it actually loses money on each console made.

PS3 =

Not quite the expected takeoff...

Xbox =

Top dog right now.

Wii =

Cute, but deadly.

not true. ms's home entertainment division is in the red but they make at least $75 for each xbox sold. how do you think they're going to be able to get out of debt next year and make the entire division profitable? the ps3 is still losing over $200 per console sold.

by the way, i posted the images for you.

PS3 = Expensive

360 = Red Lights of Doom

Wii = Innovated, but also kiddy

you know something is seriously wrong in the video game world when....

the creator of your console is trying to take over the world

an evil dictator is trying promoting your product for the euorpean launch

the average fanboy for your preferred console looks like this

you know something is seriously wrong in the video game world when....

the creator of your console is trying to take over the world

an evil dictator is trying promoting your product for the euorpean launch

the average fanboy for your preferred console looks like this

latinrage69

Lol. Hilarious.