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#1 Ninten007
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This about the whole thing about Birdo's gender.

She/He goes to court for going in the wrong bathroom and says a vibrating "thing" at his/her home will prove he/she is a woman right?

But in some cases, some guys actually own this vibrating "thing" and are not intersted in women. You obviously know what I mean.

So how can this prove Birdo is a male or a female?

And Birdo has always been a female. She is pink and wears a ribbon on her head. If Nintendo wanted Birdo to be a dude, they would have made him blue and wears a cap.

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#2 air_wolf_cubed
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oh well. its full of win anyway you look at it
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#3 Ninten007
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oh well. its full of win anyway you look at itair_wolf_cubed

No it is not. Probably one of the worst Nintendo releases ever.

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#4 verbtex  Moderator
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Maybe they are trying to show that they condone that type of lifestyle?
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#5 air_wolf_cubed
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[QUOTE="air_wolf_cubed"]oh well. its full of win anyway you look at itNinten007

No it is not. Probably one of the worst Nintendo releases ever.

This does not hold a candle to what you can find in a game like Conkers Bad Fur Day. Go Hate on that
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#6 Ninten007
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Maybe they are trying to show that they condone that type of lifestyle?verbtex

Yea no doubt. Shiggy probably told Nintendo about his life experiences with this kind of stuff.

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#7 hakanakumono
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[QUOTE="Ninten007"]

[QUOTE="air_wolf_cubed"]oh well. its full of win anyway you look at itair_wolf_cubed

No it is not. Probably one of the worst Nintendo releases ever.

This does not hold a candle to what you can find in a game like Conkers Bad Fur Day. Go Hate on that

Why do you hold up that game as if no one could ever argue against it?

Stupid humor doesn't make a game better.

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#8 Ninten007
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[QUOTE="Ninten007"]

[QUOTE="air_wolf_cubed"]oh well. its full of win anyway you look at itair_wolf_cubed

No it is not. Probably one of the worst Nintendo releases ever.

This does not hold a candle to what you can find in a game like Conkers Bad Fur Day. Go Hate on that

Conker was the reason Nintendo decided to sell Rare. They disliked Rare for making such a game, but it is ok for Nintendo to do it?

BTW Conker>>>>>>>>>>Capt. Rainbow.

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#9 air_wolf_cubed
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[QUOTE="air_wolf_cubed"][QUOTE="Ninten007"]

[QUOTE="air_wolf_cubed"]oh well. its full of win anyway you look at ithakanakumono

No it is not. Probably one of the worst Nintendo releases ever.

This does not hold a candle to what you can find in a game like Conkers Bad Fur Day. Go Hate on that

Why do you hold up that game as if no one could ever argue against it?

Stupid humor doesn't make a game better.

I never said it did
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#10 verbtex  Moderator
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I understand what you mean about Birdo's gender.

However, I don't see what Nintendo should be learning here.

I'm confused about this whole thread, to be honest.

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#11 Ninten007
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I understand what you mean about Birdo's gender.

However, I don't see what Nintendo should be learning here.

I'm confused about this whole thread, to be honest.

verbtex

The point is.

There are homosexual men out there who own vibrating things. Right? So how can this prove that Birdo is a woman by just owning one? She can be a male for all we know.

See how dumb it is?

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#12 verbtex  Moderator
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[QUOTE="verbtex"]

I understand what you mean about Birdo's gender.

However, I don't see what Nintendo should be learning here.

I'm confused about this whole thread, to be honest.

Ninten007

The point is.

There are homosexual men out there who own vibrating things. Right? So how can this prove that Birdo is a woman by just owning one? She can be a male for all we know.

See how dumb it is?

Where does it say that "it" owns one? (Actually nevermind this question. I just read it up on an article about Captain Rainbow.)

I see how dumb it is, but it still makes it easier for everyone if genders are clearly defined.

So yeah, Nintendo should learn something.

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#13 fabz_95
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Thats why the game is great

For making people ask questions like that :P

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Wait, WTF are we talking about.
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[QUOTE="hakanakumono"][QUOTE="air_wolf_cubed"][QUOTE="Ninten007"]

[QUOTE="air_wolf_cubed"]oh well. its full of win anyway you look at itair_wolf_cubed

No it is not. Probably one of the worst Nintendo releases ever.

This does not hold a candle to what you can find in a game like Conkers Bad Fur Day. Go Hate on that

Why do you hold up that game as if no one could ever argue against it?

Stupid humor doesn't make a game better.

I never said it did

Then why do you bring it up every time?

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#16 verbtex  Moderator
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Wait, WTF are we talking about.Evolved_One

We're talking about the skepticism of Birdo's gender.

In the recent game Captain Rainbow, you have to save Birdo from court because "it" was found in the woman's bathroom.

The "proof" that Birdo is infact a woman, is a toy which isn't appropriate for this board.

However, the point was, this in no way proves that Birdo is/was a woman. There are homosexual males out there who own the same device.

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#17 hakanakumono
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It's like it was written by 13 year olds who don't know quite as much about the world as they think they do.
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#18 murat8
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i think your over thinking it
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#19 verbtex  Moderator
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i think your over thinking itmurat8

But even then, there has been a gender conspiracy about birdo since "it" was first introduced into videogaming.

Manuals claim it's a he, but it would prefer to be acknowledged as a she.

It prefers to be called birdetta, not birdo.

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[QUOTE="Evolved_One"]Wait, WTF are we talking about.verbtex

We're talking about the skepticism of Birdo's gender.

In the recent game Captain Rainbow, you have to save Birdo from court because "it" was found in the woman's bathroom.

The "proof" that Birdo is infact a woman, is a toy which isn't appropriate for this board.

However, the point was, this in no way proves that Birdo is/was a woman. There are homosexual males out there who own the same device.

this is beaming with homophobia. this makes me think we need a good gay lead character in games. movies, music, TV do. i've said it for a while now, rockstar should make a GTA with a gay protagonist. it would turn ppl's heads.
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Wait, WTF are we talking about.Evolved_One
I don't want to know.
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[QUOTE="air_wolf_cubed"][QUOTE="Ninten007"]

[QUOTE="air_wolf_cubed"]oh well. its full of win anyway you look at itNinten007

No it is not. Probably one of the worst Nintendo releases ever.

This does not hold a candle to what you can find in a game like Conkers Bad Fur Day. Go Hate on that

Conker was the reason Nintendo decided to sell Rare. They disliked Rare for making such a game, but it is ok for Nintendo to do it?

BTW Conker>>>>>>>>>>Capt. Rainbow.

man, you dont know what youre talking about. As a person who was a teen when this game came out, who actually read a lot of gaming magazines during that time. Nintendo was the one that coached rare into making that game for the n64, because they thought that people were saying Nintendo wasnt mature enough, or had any mature games.

Nintendo actually backed rare for making that game and that wasnt the reason for nintendo to sell rare, else rare wouldnt have been allowed to make any gamecube games by then.
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[QUOTE="verbtex"]

I understand what you mean about Birdo's gender.

However, I don't see what Nintendo should be learning here.

I'm confused about this whole thread, to be honest.

Ninten007

The point is.

There are homosexual men out there who own vibrating things. Right? So how can this prove that Birdo is a woman by just owning one? She can be a male for all we know.

See how dumb it is?

I thought that was the "funny" thing about the joke.... not that he/she is using a d i l d o :|
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oh well. its full of win anyway you look at it
i don't like taking this world so seriously, lest it becomes too stuck in its ways.
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#25 nintendoman562
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It says in the SMB2 guide (or SMW? i don't remember) that Birdo is a guy who THINKS he's a girl. So lets say he's a cross-dresser.
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#26 nintendoman562
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http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/08/captain-rainb-1.html

I think TC is talking about this. In Captain Rainbow you have to find proof that Birdo is a woman and you find a "toy" in his pillow.

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This about the whole thing about Birdo's gender.

She/He goes to court for going in the wrong bathroom and says a vibrating "thing" at his/her home will prove he/she is a woman right?

But in some cases, some guys actually own this vibrating "thing" and are not intersted in women. You obviously know what I mean.

So how can this prove Birdo is a male or a female?

And Birdo has always been a female. She is pink and wears a ribbon on her head. If Nintendo wanted Birdo to be a dude, they would have made him blue and wears a cap.

Ninten007

you kinda contradicted yourself, you say said vibrating thing can be used by guys but use the image of birdo been female because of been pink and wears a ribbon but some guys wear pink and ribbons:P

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#28 air_wolf_cubed
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oh well. its full of win anyway you look at it
i don't like taking this world so seriously, lest it becomes too stuck in its ways.KungfuKitten
Who'd you you steal that line from? He must be a genius
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dude you can't be series
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#30 verbtex  Moderator
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[QUOTE="verbtex"]

[QUOTE="Evolved_One"]Wait, WTF are we talking about.darth-pyschosis

We're talking about the skepticism of Birdo's gender.

In the recent game Captain Rainbow, you have to save Birdo from court because "it" was found in the woman's bathroom.

The "proof" that Birdo is infact a woman, is a toy which isn't appropriate for this board.

However, the point was, this in no way proves that Birdo is/was a woman. There are homosexual males out there who own the same device.

this is beaming with homophobia. this makes me think we need a good gay lead character in games. movies, music, TV do. i've said it for a while now, rockstar should make a GTA with a gay protagonist. it would turn ppl's heads.

Kinda hard to be a homophobe when I consider myself bi.

Besides, using the wrong pronoun would offend birdo or birdetta, would it not?

Even if the character doesn't exsist, its better to call the character "it".

It obviously wants to be a female, but in manuals says it a male.

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[QUOTE="verbtex"]

[QUOTE="Evolved_One"]Wait, WTF are we talking about.darth-pyschosis

We're talking about the skepticism of Birdo's gender.

In the recent game Captain Rainbow, you have to save Birdo from court because "it" was found in the woman's bathroom.

The "proof" that Birdo is infact a woman, is a toy which isn't appropriate for this board.

However, the point was, this in no way proves that Birdo is/was a woman. There are homosexual males out there who own the same device.

this is beaming with homophobia. this makes me think we need a good gay lead character in games. movies, music, TV do. i've said it for a while now, rockstar should make a GTA with a gay protagonist. it would turn ppl's heads.

Coming from a gay there was no homophobia in that post.