Let's Face it, PC has no games!!!

Yes fellow hermits its hard to admit but its true! All of the best games are on consoles and the best of the best only for them. Who cares if Divinity Original Sin 2 was considered one of the best RPGs last year, consoles had Breath Of The Wild and Horizon Zero Dawn!!! Who cares if PUBG was a huge hit, it didn't have a AAA budget and its now on the glorious Xbox One X with superior performance and visuals!!!

We're lucky that Lord Microsoft is even kind enough to share their amazing Xbox One exclusives with PC otherwise we'd barely have any games worth a damn to play without em. We can't even justify our platform's existence with better graphics and frame rates now with the magnificent Xbox One X which runs all games at 4K 60fps maxed out graphics for only $500 when we have to spend at least $2000 on a PC to barely get the same results!

The Console Master Race is right, PC got no games and if it does they're trash! Sony dishes out AAA blockbuster game after blockbuster game that makes Hollywood wish their movies were games! Nintendo provides unique and innovative experiences for people of all ages to enjoy. Since both Sony and Nintendo come from the great land of Nippon which created the best form of media known as anime the Nipponese master race provides their best games and virtual waifus just for Playstation and Nintendo! Microsoft's Xbox caters to the hardcore with the most powerful console in all of gaming history and with the best online gaming experience!

Meanwhile on PC all we get is crappy early access indie games made on a budget of $3 by fedora wearing neckbeards living in their mom's basement looking for a quick buck because Gabe Newell has no standards and lets anything onto Steam for a quick buck as well. The only games worth playing on PC are the AAA multiplats that are better on consoles anyway. Nobody cares about our cheap $5 budget MOBAs, made in a day platformers and walking simulators.

We don't even have any good looking games despite how much we spend on graphics cards. All the best looking games are on console. Who cares if a GTX 1080ti is 3 times more powerful than a PS4 Pro we still don't get any games that look anywhere near as good as Horizon Zero Dawn, Uncharted 4, God Of War, Detroit: Become Human, Spiderman, Days Gone, Death Stranding, Ghost Of Tsushima, The Last Of Us 2, Bloodborne, The Order 1886, Killzone Shadow Fall, Ratchet & Clank, Infamous Second Son, Driveclub, Until Dawn, The Last Guardian, Shadow of the Colossus, Knack 2, or even Yakuza 0, Gravity Rush 2 and Persona 5.

Heck even Nintendo games look better than PC games. Why!? Because of optimization and good art styles! Developers that make console gamers know how to optimize and style their games! Meanwhile on PC since most of our games are made by 1 lowly neckbeard they use half assed pixel art and 3D graphics so low end it looks like it was made in 1981 for a calculator.

I use to think the people on PC that begged for console games were pathetic but now I've seen the light, they were right all along we got no games!!! Please Console Master Race I know us PC gamers can seem very arrogant but we just do it as a coping mechanism for our lack of games. Please help us see the light! By doing as little as just signing one petition a month you could help us poor PC beggars get some games.

Take a look at some of the upcoming poor excuses we call games for PC! Then you'll realize how bad we truly have it!

Battletech

Dauntless

Faith Of Danschant

Mechwarrior 5: Mercenaries

Project TL/The Lineage

Witchfire

Phoenix Point

Total War Saga: Thrones Of Britannia

Peria Chronicles

Quake Champions

Wolcen: Lords Of Mayhem

The Wind Road

GTFO

Hunt: Showdown

KurtzPel: Bringer Of Chaos

Underworld Ascendant

Pillars Of Eternity II: Deadfire

The Bard's Tale IV

Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord

Mordhau

Escape From Tarkov

Griftlands

Lost Ark

Unreal Tournament

Scorn

Scam Citizen/Squandered Funds 42 times

Dual Universe

P.A.M.E.L.A

You this!? ^^^ It's all trash with no potential whatsoever.

THHBO.

Ain't a real game if I can't see a trailer for it at super bowl.

To think that you spent time on creating such a dumb thread. LOL.

Sure. Try playing MOBA on console.

I'm bored and its too cold outside

Can't believe I actually sat through the whole OP. My head kinda hurts now...

Aren't most of them tablet/smartphone/mobile games?

#Teamnogames here, just sitting watching youtube video's of people play games on consoles. That's how bad PC gamers have it.

And all those games linked in the OP, what are those supposed to be? zero marketting, looks weird and not console like. Wouldnotplay.

10/10 thread

It's a well known fact that only the CT that only the PS4 has games.

Bored, even with your vastly superior to PC game library?

Hmm.. guess I'd rather make a dumb thread than play Uncharted too..

@NoodleFighter:

"We don't even have any good looking games"

I play fallout 4 in vr , nothing can touch it.

Now excuse me while I kiss the sky.

@fantasygamer: Most of those games aren't exclusive so they don't count and look better on the mighty Xbox One X and PS4 God Pro

@Litchie: What superior library? PC has no games! It's why I'm bored!!

Witchfire looks awesome, I give you that. Mechwarrior is neat too, not a looker though. Too many RTS and MMO games on that list. Kinda skeptical 'bout those Chinese games too :P They might surprise us all, unless they're just MMOs, then meh.

@Epak_: The Chinese games (Faith Of Danschant and The Wind Road) aren't MMOs they're both open world single player RPGs

It's official! PC has no games! Hold on, I'm going to boot up Divinity Original Sin 2, the obvious inferior version of PUBG on PC at 120+ fps, Planet Coaster, and all the multiplats at 75+ fps at the same time, walk away and go cry in a corner.

@fantasygamer: Psst. You do realize the OP was a satire, right? ;)

I also hate that I always have to inform myself which mods make my not existing games interessting. And even then I only mod my crappy korean Moba to look like I control Knack because I miss out on those 5 exclusives a year that are totally better than everything else combined :(

Then that means mobile gamers are the the true master race of gaming!! More console and PC games should aspire to be like mobile games!!

They are obviously the best, because they have the biggest amount of players. And as we know, sales = quality.

There's no games on PC that interest me therefore PC has no games.

I'm the biggest gamer, my pants is xxxxxxxxxxxxl extreme edition

I still have so many PC games from 2017 I haven't even played or bought yet.

My goal is to buy as few PC games as possible this year and concentrate on my backlog and buying older games, not to fall for hype of the new games too much.

Still, there are some games on the PC platform that definitely spark my interest:

• Insurgency: Sandstorm
• Iron Harvest
• Witchfire

Another one of these.

Prepare for a "you can build a pc for $300 that matches the x1x" thread one of these days.

Take note. THIS is how you troll. 10/10 TC, would read again. Props :-).

Jesus, this thread completely broke my browser...

Alot of these will be ported to console, but the medieval games (sprang from) and will be primarily popular on PC.

Mordhau looks sweet btw.

Same here. There are too many videos linked, my computer at work is having a hard time xD

Garbage overload. Yes PC and Xbone no games, Sony has few and Nintendo very few.

Just go follow a trend and play Call of Duty or something.

Hahaha !

Why you messing with hermits, you know it never ends well. First of all its not fair to compare a single platform to 3 others. Dont you agree ? Since i think we agree on that lets move on.

For example you say what if PC gamers had divinity 2, consoles having BOTW... If you wanna see how 4K BOTW looks, on PC only! lololol.

Was that easy, you see ?

Now add all the multis, all the PC exclusives, all the free mods and massive f2p games like Path of Exile, League of Legends, Dota 2 etc ... What the heck you trying to compare ? PC destroys competition by far. Performance, variety, quantity, backwards compatibility, quality, exclusives. It can even play 90% of all console games ever existed as well. Im not saying you should do it but its a fact it can do it. I mean... Just stop it. Dont mess with master race.

PC gaming is the future for quite a while now and consoles immitating PCs almost in everything proves that big time.

@AzatiS: I think OP is trolling. I don't think he is actually being serious. :)

If anything, this thread was made to highlight how exciting the release schedule for PC looks, hence why he made a list of promising upcoming PC games.

Meh, Project TL looks super awesome. Then I found out that it's an MMO. A closed beta "maybe in 2018". Wolcen also got me interested but apparently it has been in Early Access for years and Steam users complain about the slow progress of development. So it will probably be another couple of years until there's an actual game. Add stuff like Lost Ark that might never come to the western world and you get a bloated list that's mostly useless like usual.

Total war trash? Go home you are drunk. I take a good total war over some repetitive copy paste halo game any day.

I am quite looking forward to total war Thrones of Britannia. A game that requires more than just pressing a few buttons and watching over dramatized cut scenes.

I think it's funny that the best BotW experience is found on PC.

@thepclovingguy: Dude, read the OP and apply the complete opposite to what he's saying and you'll get it.

I'm pretty sure the Chinese games are not on consoles unless they sell it outside China. Also, I rarely see Wuxia games on PC. Interesting.

TC, you did an awesome job. I usually hate threads like this, but the amount of sarcasm in your OP lead to a situation where I have no idea who's serious and who's also trolling / being sarcasting in the replies. It is so awesome reading the posts here

Ok, I didn't realized he was being sarcastic. I should have read the entire post. How embarrassing for me.

Bard's Tale looks great... look forward to it.

With enough petitions maybe things will get better.

Pc is soooo superior that it's a blasphemy to play on other devices!!! Go figure why???

Hello I would just like to pile on here... PC sucks because it has no recent NHL games.

And Forza 7 on PC does not have split-screen.

I honestly think KB/M sucks balls but hey look mom Immaaaa prooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gammmmer.

Lets face it PCs were meant for work.... and for trying to look like some sophisticated fuckhead... you know... those people that are all like "look at my fancy gadget!!111!"

I mean what do yall think I'm sitting in front of right now?

A stoopid ass PC. I guess we can all thank Billy Gates for this bullshit.

@Sam3231: Lmao Billy Gates

PC may not have no games, but it sure does have 60fps :P

I like cookies.

Poe's law. It seems obvious to me TC is being sarcastic, but it clearly wasn't so obvious to many posters here.

Sarcastic or not, he nailed the truth. The PCs only good games are ports. May be 1 or 2 NICHE exclusives, but that is IT. I prefer gamecube over the PC right now, and its not changing any time soon.