If I eat a 3DS cartridge, will I die?

So is iandizion eating cartridges to create a shortage and drive up demand? Do you think he'll move on to whole switches in March?

Hahaha

3ds are "mostly" marketed to children? kids sometimes put thing into there mouths that don't belong so i'm betting there aren't any super toxic chemicals like lead or lithium in the cartilages.

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If you do it, the next time you think of Link I want you to hear him serenading you with this song.

"Hey, Listen!" People have wanted to consume and digest Navi for years... This is normal behavior I think.

To be honest I think if you want to absorb it you would be better off taking it anally.

Just coat it with some vasoline or butter and just slide it up your anus hole and after about an hour your anus acid will absorb it.

It might be worth having a friend blow in your anus before inserting, you know what these cartridges are like!

@getyeryayasout: Lol!

This is a great thread and I'm glad to be a part of it.

May the force be with you.

I look forward to Digital Foundrys performance analysis

Do it.

Though you may want to apply a voltage differential to your abdomen to see if you can copy the data to your internal storage.

Mangy, first reply nails it and delivers the Lolololol, well done.

Also, this thread delivers. :P

Thread of the year already, within the 1st week. Amazing.

Too many moving parts, man

I think you should definitely go for it. The fact that you considered such an act warrants completion of action. Make the world a better place, eat the cartridge.

I think your goal should be to swallow the cart whole and once it passes see if you are still able to play the cart in your 3DS.

Not only will the game be part of you......but you'll be part of the game.

Okay, yes, new plan TC, do this.

Dude don't do it, you'll get the Nintenfeeling after that, everytime you see a 3ds game you'll get horney. (Can confirm friend of mine ate Pokemon Moon)

He hasn't posted in a long time.

I tried to warn him. RIP.

HAHAHAHAHA! Nah, she would eat the entire console.

I might try this with God of War so it can be part of me.

Lol, this probably will be the thread of the year.

Cool funny thread, nice! *Goes back to watching Hentai of the night*

This should have been locked so long ago....but dammit I just can't.

Wasn't this "if I eat [insert game media here], will I die?" a copy-pasta thing a couple/several years ago? I know for a fact that I've seen this exact thread before.

If you're serious, don't do this, it won't kill you in the near future but in the distant future it might. Cartridges all have non organic elements and some of them are carcinogenic (it increases your chances to get cancer), not to mention that the acid bath in your stomach will create a toxic reaction with all the plastic that might be carcinogenic as well.

You should eat Zelda: Link Between Worlds instead.

It would be more symbolic, the link between the game and your body would be complete.

Can someone explain what is going on ? Who is whose alt here ?

Fixed.

probably safe to eat it and i think the idea of absorbing the gamecode this way makes sense and should work.

If they used battery backups in those cartridges make sure you don't eat the battery. Theres no point to eat the battery anyways since its nothing to do with the game and the goal is to absorb the game into your bloodstream.

Maybe you could get a blender and make a smoothie out of it and add some nice fruit to it to add some flavour and vitamins. The more you blend the game into a fine substance, the more of it you can absorb.

At this point, who can tell

It's not me

I don't believe you

I'm sure it is hazardous to do this, plus the code will not be part of you if you go ahead. It is pointless and life threatening

@chcolatecookies: Have you eaten it yet? Please hurry up so we can make funeral arrangements.

it gonna come out through that rare end

Some people just like to lurk for months on end and suddenly post :v

The plastic and sharp edges of PCB could also lacerate the stomach lining, large and small intestine, colon or sphincter on the way through the body. Eating shit that your body can't breakdown is never a great idea.

I JUST ATE A MY COPY OF ARMS™ AND FORGOT THAT IT TASTES BAD. WHAT DID YOU DO @chcolatecookies????????

Anyone stupid enough to eat something other than some kind of food I hope chokes and dies. I'll present your corpse with a Darwin Award.

Do not bump old threads