If each console was a girl, who does the console resemble and WHY?

PS3: Jessica Alba (sexy and defined)

Xbox 360: Roseanne Conner (bulky, fat)

Wii: Sarah Jessica Parker (Skinny and skanky)

I know this is the best topic ever so please fill in your choice.

How is the 360 bulky and fat? I think you got the PS3 and 360 mixed up there pal.

Oh yeah, and Jessica Alba is an overrated *****.

How is the 360 bulky and fat? I think you got the PS3 and 360 mixed up there pal.

Oh yeah, and Jessica Alba is an overrated *****.

TheGTAvaccine

How about Jessica Biel?

PS3: Jessica Alba (sexy and defined)

Xbox 360: Roseanne Conner (bulky, fat)

Wii: Sarah Jessica Parker (Skinny and skanky)

I know this is the best topic ever so please fill in your choice.

surferdude17

What the grill.:roll:

If you disagree, fill in the correct response.

PS3: Some reasonably attractive oriental girl

Wii: The wierd popular japanese intern student

360: Cute girl with good personality

Wii: Hayden Panettiere (cute and spunky)

Xbox 360: Rose O'donnell (really loud and big)

PS3: Paris Hilton (disappointing and overrated)

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Wii: Hayden Panettiere (cute and spunky)

Xbox 360: Rose O'donnell (really loud and big)

PS3: Paris Hilton (disappointing and overrated)

dracula_16

I find this teh most accurate.

PS3 = Jessica Alba

360 = Roseanne Barr

Wii = that russian **** from the dodgeball movie

this video comes to mindchronogamer27

What's up with people calling the 360 big? It's actually quite slender.

And I'd agree with the whole aformentioned Jessica Biel comment. (Y)

What's up with people calling the 360 big? It's actually quite slender.

And I'd agree with the whole aformentioned Jessica Biel comment. (Y)

TheGTAvaccine

True, it even has an hour glass figure to it. The PS3 on the other hand as a fat pudge.

PS3 fat black chiick

360 is a super chubby white chick

Wii is a 4'3 tall asian girl with pigtails

Consoles =/= Girls. Infact consoles and girls do not even mix. And if you wanna know why I suggest you read my blog.Blackbond

I did :-P

360 -

PS3 -

Wii -

I'm like Bill O'Reilly... always fair and balanced. :)

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Wii: Hayden Panettiere (cute and spunky)

Xbox 360: Rose O'donnell (really loud and big)

PS3: Paris Hilton (disappointing and overrated)

EliteKitteh

The Wii would be the popular girl that everybody likes and secretly wants. The PS3 would be the stripper that you can look at (movies not games), but can't touch (play). The 360 would be the kind of girl that's easy and not great looking or very popular, but you would "enjoy" her in a back alley.Bigboi500

That is a perfect desription of the consoles.

PS3: Some reasonably attractive oriental girl

Wii: The wierd popular japanese intern student

360: Cute girl with good personality

paullywog

Wii: Hayden Panettiere (cute and spunky)

Xbox 360: Rose O'donnell (really loud and big)

PS3: Paris Hilton (disappointing and overrated)

dracula_16

these posts are absolute win.

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Wii: Hayden Panettiere (cute and spunky)

Xbox 360: Rose O'donnell (really loud and big)

PS3: Paris Hilton (disappointing and overrated)

EliteKitteh

This.

Espescially for Hayden Panettiere :) She's cute....though small.

I would destroy her with my penis.

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