I don't know how to System War anymore

I don't post very often at all. Just drop in & chuckle at the threads from time to time. Very pro XBox, but now I ended up with a PS4 as well which I'm playing the hell out of. I don't know exactly what to do here. Self loathe?

No, I love myself too much for that. I guess I'll just play both & have deep internal debates about which I like more.

@RickGotti: I actually come here for video game news and current topics in the video game industry. I ignore all the pre-teens who think that opinions = facts.

You are supposed to spew false narratives, usually ones stemming from some sort of victim mentality, and follow-up by claiming "ownage" and "butthurt".

Best thread title of the year.

another kumbaya manticore

@Sam3231: and gifs

@howmakewood: Cannot forget those! lol.

Pick fights with users who have different opinions.

Member since: June 17, 2006 with only 600 post.

Yeah I can see why you don't post here at all.

You're supposed to LARP.

@davillain-: I know. I openly admitted I know longer even know how to do it. I don't even know who's a lemming or a cow anymore

LOL you won't get very far in System Wars if you don't know your game, boy.

But I wouldn't worry about coming to System Wars. There's always Games Discussion forum since it's still a friendly place to talk about games and not knowing or caring about fanboys.

PS4 sucks bro!

See, it's easy

It's finally good to be on Nintendo's side for the first time in a decade.

Xbox is down, Playstation is up.

System Wars is mostly reminding Lems that Microsoft abandoned exclusives making the product much worse and reminding Cows that their passion for Sony leads to some very bad opinions.

@Gaming-Planet: Even I have standards. Not very high standards, but standards nonetheless. I play disc golf & see the LARP'ers duking it out by the course on Sundays. We always laugh at them & then think, you know, I bet they're laughing at us too.

"Disc golf? Look at those dorks!" Hahahaha

Make multiple alternate accounts and have conversations with yourself.

@RickGotti: Yep. I own a pro, X1X and switch, am a SW lemming, have been addicted to drugs/alcohol, been in the military, have told lies, cheated on girlfriends, stolen things in my life.

You're in SW now. Where everyone is a golden example of the better part of humanity they would have u believe.

You just need to post stupid memes, and make sure to talk about salt more than consoles or games.

EDIT: Should just change "System Wars" to "Salt Debate"

Refuse to accept defeat and post numerous charts whilst arguing

There's certainly a few of those in System Wars.

I think you'll fit right in with the PS4 or Switch crowd if you have standards.

Post a thread with a blatantly false claim about a system you prefer or dislike, ending the title with "Proof inside!"

You don't even need to put much in your OP if you don't want... the click has already been baited.

The next step is to just quote chain that beast into something that will crash a browser.

Well, you can tell people the reason you don't have a Switch is because it sucks. And when some salty Switch owner calls you a bitch, you laugh at the damage you have done.

Btw, your precious Xbox and PS4 suck and are computers for braindamaged people so they also can play games. Real gamers with working brains have PCs.

PS Bore Poo...

Bait & Switch...

Pee Salty Seas...

Mighty X1X MonsterBox MasterRace.

There ya go. lolol :P

Just invent a character and have fun with it.

That's nice.

Can't system war? Why don't you try system cease-fire, system armistice, system peace or system Cold War?

You just have to pick fights with people that are active, regardless of if you agree with them or not. An active System Wars is a fun System Wars.

lolwat.

LOLZ HOW WRONG ARE YOU? We all know PC is the best and consoles are worthless. If you don't reply to me in this thread we can both agree I won. Again.