In 6 easy rules I will show you have to become a fanboy and troll.
1) Have a catchy name, that everyone will take notice and remember. Like "Yo_Foo" or "Gingerdavid".
2) All other opinions flop.
3) Gamespot, Gamerankings, IGN, 1up... It doesnt matter! Just link the site, that says your favorite game scored well.
4) Use flamebait. Once they clearly insult you because you got them so pissed off, report to the moderator!
5) Spend more time writing about how good your console/game is, than you do playing it.
6) If a game that you hyped flopped... You never hyped it.
Good luck!
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