How to Become a Fanboy!!11!!!1!

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#1 EnpiseE-02
Member since 2006 • 845 Posts

In 6 easy rules I will show you have to become a fanboy and troll.

1) Have a catchy name, that everyone will take notice and remember. Like "Yo_Foo" or "Gingerdavid".

2) All other opinions flop.

3) Gamespot, Gamerankings, IGN, 1up... It doesnt matter! Just link the site, that says your favorite game scored well.

4) Use flamebait. Once they clearly insult you because you got them so pissed off, report to the moderator!

5) Spend more time writing about how good your console/game is, than you do playing it.

6) If a game that you hyped flopped... You never hyped it.

Good luck!

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#2 The_Nemacyst
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Wow! Soon I'll become as famous as Yo_Foo.

Thanks for the post!

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#3 foxhound_fox
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7) Play games based solely on the opinions of others

8 ) Blindly support brand names and corperations

9) Think that your opinion = fact
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#4 The_Nemacyst
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7) Playing games based solely on the opinions of others

8 ) Blindly supporting brand names and corperations

9) Think that your opinion = fact
foxhound_fox
Truth to be told
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#5 EnpiseE-02
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10) Yo_Foo

11) GingerDavid

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#6 Darthmatt
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How about, any game that scores below a 9.0 is a flop. I laugh when I read post from fanboys who claim flopage on great games because they score below 9. Its pathetic.*
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#7 PS2_ROCKS
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1) Just keep posting here.
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#8 Runningflame570
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7) Play games based solely on the opinions of others

8 ) Blindly support brand names and corperations

9) Think that your opinion = fact
foxhound_fox
Thats about right...I may be guilty of ONE of those though. :twisted:
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#9 Warfust
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1) Just keep posting here.PS2_ROCKS
That is the slow road though.
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#10 EnpiseE-02
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1) Just keep posting here.PS2_ROCKS
Nice name.