How not to be a fanboy: Part 1

Rules of Anti-Fanboyism

1) Even though all people have different opinions, fanboys segregate other fanboys into groups. For example: a sony game flops and the 360 and Wii fanboys call ALL Cows OWNED! This is nonsense because even if one fanboy hypes a game, it doesn't mean all fanboys think that game is God-Like. So rule 1 is to just say absolutely nothing. If they hyped it and it floped then the "Ownage" is already there.

2) Going into another games forum and creating a topic in the means of stating your opinion in a negative way is forbidden.

3) Ownage is not a remark given to someone who was proven wrong. It is now used to give some one posesion. Ex: That girl is fine, but i am sure she has ownage.

4) To defeat a fanboy in an arguement, all that is needed to say is: "I agree" After that is say they will srivle up and explode. (ps. telling them a chuck noris joke works too.)

5) If a game gets above a 8.5 it can and will not flop. Even if it was hyped to be 9.8. Please report back to rule 1 on help with flops.

How to not be a fanboy... "play games for the fun of playing them"foxhound_fox

How to not be a fanboy... "play games for the fun of playing them"foxhound_fox

HAHA. Nice one. That will be number 6.

I like 3 ^^ Anyways the whole game flopped was picked on an official thread and went on how it usually works.tegovoltio

But lets say i am a lemming and i thought crackdown really blew. Am i "owned"?

I stopped reading at the girlfriend part. That was retarded. Yes because I OWN my girlfriend and if we choose to break up I must kill her.mojojojo23

Thats not nice.

from now on, I'm going to tell chuck norris jokes at fanboys lolSSJ2_Cloud

it has begun

http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=25377329&msg_id=284075072#11

[QUOTE="SSJ2_Cloud"]from now on, I'm going to tell chuck norris jokes at fanboys lolSSJ2_Cloud

it has begun

http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=25377329&msg_id=284075072#11

not bad, but i dont know where you get number 3. getting owned is getting owned in my world.whoisryanmack