Half-Life 3 info leaked by Gamestop

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#1 Posted by Master_ShakeXXX (13361 posts) -

While strolling the ailes of my local gamestop, so joyous is me, and who should arise but a fellow named J.D. 

A helpful hired hand at this local establishment, twas a gentle man with a heart of cement.

"doth not know of Half-Life 3?", he inquired to me.

"but Half-Life 3, that simply can't be!" I responded to thee

J.D. gazed upon me from his seated place, a look of divine knowledge crept onto his face

"Gabe Newell, so wise is his grace, the sole creator of the master race...

and with a whip and a crack, master gaben gave unto thee our Half-Life 3, so said his excellency before riding off on his noble steed."

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#2 Posted by Ly_the_Fairy (8541 posts) -

Why...

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#3 Posted by NathanDrakeSwag (11374 posts) -

What a stupid f*cking thread.

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#4 Posted by zassimick (10420 posts) -

You'll be happy to know this is only the second worst thing I've read today. :)

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#5 Posted by clone01 (27118 posts) -

What a stupid f*cking thread.

NathanDrakeSwag
He's a stupid f*cking poster.
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#6 Posted by clyde46 (49050 posts) -

What a stupid f*cking thread.

NathanDrakeSwag
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#7 Posted by Ackad (3183 posts) -

piece of sh*t.

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#8 Posted by AgentA-Mi6 (16666 posts) -

He knows that it stings pretty bad, the fact that we haven't heard anything concrete about half life, thus he posted this thread to pour salt into old, open wounds.

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#9 Posted by Chrome- (1740 posts) -
lol
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#10 Posted by Master_ShakeXXX (13361 posts) -

Why...

Ly_the_Fairy

I'm just passing on the info that was passed forth to me. Don't you waste it. Oh no, don't you waste one little bit of it.

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#11 Posted by clyde46 (49050 posts) -

He knows that it stings pretty bad, the fact that we haven't heard anything concrete about half life, thus he posted this thread to pour salt into old, open wounds.

AgentA-Mi6
Why does salt in an open wound hurt so much?
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#12 Posted by -Patrick_92- (2168 posts) -

This story is fake, no way a horse could carry this much weight:

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#13 Posted by Gatman32 (493 posts) -

I like this guy.

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#14 Posted by Goyoshi12 (9687 posts) -

[QUOTE="NathanDrakeSwag"]

What a stupid f*cking thread.

clone01

He's a stupid f*cking poster.

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#15 Posted by NAPK1NS (14870 posts) -
Thread is mad weak.
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#16 Posted by Vari3ty (11111 posts) -

Gabe knows you're lying...

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#17 Posted by PernicioEnigma (5895 posts) -
Haha. I can't believe people fell for this.
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#18 Posted by freedomfreak (50217 posts) -
Don't worry, MS. It's cool.
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#19 Posted by Cherokee_Jack (32198 posts) -

You'll be happy to know this is only the second worst thing I've read today. :)

Zassimick
Did you read it twice?
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#20 Posted by Goyoshi12 (9687 posts) -

Haha. I can't believe people fell for this.PernicioEnigma

Exactly, "who" fell for this?

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#21 Posted by AgentA-Mi6 (16666 posts) -

[QUOTE="AgentA-Mi6"]

He knows that it stings pretty bad, the fact that we haven't heard anything concrete about half life, thus he posted this thread to pour salt into old, open wounds.

clyde46

Why does salt in an open wound hurt so much?

I don't know, good question. Basic biochemistry must have an answer for that.

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#22 Posted by campzor (34932 posts) -
one of ur worst threads shakey.
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#23 Posted by Cherokee_Jack (32198 posts) -

[QUOTE="clyde46"][QUOTE="AgentA-Mi6"]

He knows that it stings pretty bad, the fact that we haven't heard anything concrete about half life, thus he posted this thread to pour salt into old, open wounds.

AgentA-Mi6

Why does salt in an open wound hurt so much?

I don't know, good question. Basic biochemistry must have an answer for that.

 

The reason that salt stings a cut is that as the salt dissolves, it causes the fluid surrounding damaged tissues to become extremely hypertonic (which means that the concentration of salt and other electrolytes is higher than it is in normal body fluids).

Pain-sensing neurons have receptors on them that respond to a variety of stimuli. For example, there is a specific receptor that responds vigorously to capsaicin, which is the substance that gives jalapeño and habanero peppers their kick. So, quite literally, when you are adding hot pepper to food, you are (carefully, I hope!) inducing the sensation of pain to complement the other flavors of the meal.

More recently identified is a receptor that responds to changes in electrolyte concentrationsuch as the change that a large amount of salt induces. Thus, putting salt on a wound stimulates pain-sensing neurons in much the same way hot pepper does.

When tissue is damaged, many pain receptors become sensitizedthat is, they need a much lower level of stimulation to respond than they normally would. (For example, after you have burned your mouth, try eating some spicy food that you could normally handleouch!) Salt may then compound the pain by further damaging injured tissues and making them more sensitive in general.A science man

This thread was brought to you by the letter S.

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#24 Posted by zassimick (10420 posts) -

[QUOTE="Zassimick"]

You'll be happy to know this is only the second worst thing I've read today. :)

Cherokee_Jack

Did you read it twice?

:lol:

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#25 Posted by slimjimbadboy (1731 posts) -

Can we agree that it's offically Shakes fault HL3 will be delayed another 3 years thanks to this thread?

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#26 Posted by whiskeystrike (12172 posts) -

Can't say I was disappointed

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#27 Posted by Obviously_Right (5331 posts) -

lol

HL3 is never coming out. NEVER.

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#28 Posted by Ly_the_Fairy (8541 posts) -

[QUOTE="Ly_the_Fairy"]

Why...

Master_ShakeXXX

I'm just passing on the info that was passed forth to me. Don't you waste it. Oh no, don't you waste one little bit of it.

You provided no information whatsoever :(

I thought this would be the day you'd change, shake, but no.....

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#29 Posted by deactivated-59b71619573a1 (38222 posts) -

Knew it would be dumb when I saw the TC

Go back to watching your crap razorfist videos

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#30 Posted by RyanShazam (6498 posts) -

What a stupid f*cking thread.

NathanDrakeSwag
I think this is the first time I agreed with you. Lol
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#31 Posted by Goyoshi12 (9687 posts) -

[QUOTE="Master_ShakeXXX"]

[QUOTE="Ly_the_Fairy"]

Why...

Ly_the_Fairy

I'm just passing on the info that was passed forth to me. Don't you waste it. Oh no, don't you waste one little bit of it.

You provided no information whatsoever :(

I thought this would be the day you'd change, shake, but no.....

Shake....shake never changes.

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#32 Posted by MLBknights58 (5016 posts) -

Hell, I enjoyed it.

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#33 Posted by Pray_to_me (4041 posts) -

LOL hermits... Half Life wasn't even all that good.. 

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#34 Posted by deactivated-59b71619573a1 (38222 posts) -

LOL hermits... Half Life wasn't even all that good.. 

Pray_to_me

I saw that for the first time like a month ago and I LOVE it lol. That moment where he bursts through the stage or the guy eats the other guys ear, I lost my sh!t :lol:

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#35 Posted by HaloPimp978 (7329 posts) -

What a stupid f*cking thread.

NathanDrakeSwag

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#36 Posted by Master_ShakeXXX (13361 posts) -

<_<      >_>

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#37 Posted by Heil68 (57942 posts) -
[QUOTE="NathanDrakeSwag"]

What a stupid f*cking thread.

clyde46

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#38 Posted by AcidSoldner (7051 posts) -
The best part of this whole stupid thread is that you took the time to make that up. What a f*cking loser. As a wise man on System Wars once said, go get laid.
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#39 Posted by xboxiphoneps3 (2524 posts) -

Gabe knows you're lying...

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Vari3ty
Gabe Boobwell
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#40 Posted by Rattlesnake_8 (18452 posts) -

What a stupid f*cking thread.

NathanDrakeSwag
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#41 Posted by the_bi99man (11244 posts) -

Shake....shake never changes.

Goyoshi12

Haha. Fantastic.

Seriously though, Shake. keep up the good work.

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#42 Posted by Peredith (2289 posts) -

Not even slightly amusing :?

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#43 Posted by yellosnolvr (19302 posts) -
not another military fps. ugh
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#44 Posted by princeofshapeir (16625 posts) -
Another crappy thread from the village idiot of System Wars? Shocking!
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#45 Posted by faizan_faizan (7869 posts) -
[QUOTE="NathanDrakeSwag"]

What a stupid f*cking thread.

clyde46

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#46 Posted by balfe1990 (6747 posts) -

Well, I lol'd. You all knew what you were in for when you clicked the thread.

Job done Shakey.

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#47 Posted by ReadingRainbow4 (18733 posts) -

Came in here expecting worse.

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#48 Posted by KiZZo1 (3978 posts) -

So XXX in your name stands for "speare" ?... MasterShakespeare?

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#49 Posted by sukraj (27508 posts) -

fake

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#50 Posted by balfe1990 (6747 posts) -

fake

sukraj

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no wai