While strolling the ailes of my local gamestop, so joyous is me, and who should arise but a fellow named J.D.
A helpful hired hand at this local establishment, twas a gentle man with a heart of cement.
"doth not know of Half-Life 3?", he inquired to me.
"but Half-Life 3, that simply can't be!" I responded to thee
J.D. gazed upon me from his seated place, a look of divine knowledge crept onto his face
"Gabe Newell, so wise is his grace, the sole creator of the master race...
and with a whip and a crack, master gaben gave unto thee our Half-Life 3, so said his excellency before riding off on his noble steed."