Guy commits TREASON against the Cows O.O

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#1 nini200
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Breaking News (for us) at 5:

Here at channel 69 News, we have "breaking" news on a Mr. I. M. Random who is supposedly committing what some would consider a heinous crime on a brand new PS4 console.

"It is heartbreaking to watch such an act" said Mrs. Sony Love of local suburban's Shadowfall Avenue.

"I cannot believe nothing has been done about this" stated by Mr. Johnathan Storm, Local Station 4 Firefighter.

"Why is such cruelty being aired on TV" said Mr. Griffin Dor.

"I got Bronchitis just watching such horror" said Ms. Brown Sweet.

Here's the video playback of this inane act of cruelty (viewer discretion is advised)

Will there ever be any justice in this world? We will keep you up to date on the occurrences of this awful, awful case.

This has been Nini200 with channel 69 News, Now back to you Chad.

Chad: Well I must say that really was "smashing"... *crickets*, this is Chad Play of Channel 69 News, Signing Off.

Why do something like this? Just for hits on youtube or something? Is this one of you lems here at SW doing this?

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#2 psymon100
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@nini200 said:

Mr. Griffin Dor.

I lol'd.

I'd gladly tune in to Channel 69 news again.

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LOL Nicely done

@psymon100 said:
@nini200 said:

Mr. Griffin Dor.

I lol'd.

I'd gladly tune in to Channel 69 news again.

We at channel 69 news will keep you updated on this incident.

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#5 Fishsticklover
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Death penalty imo

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#6 waltefmoney
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If any cow met this guy in real life...

....they would go straight home and write him a very strongly worded letter!

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#7 Promised_Trini
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I'll never understand why people do things like that.

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#8 BruceBenzing
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@waltefmoney said:

If any cow met this guy in real life...

....they would go straight home and write him a very strongly worded letter!

Actually they would come in here and say TLHBO....

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#9  Edited By FinalFighters
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....did he not realize he just spent $400 on that PS4.....

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#10 PrincessGomez92
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One less PoopStation 4 in the world.

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#11  Edited By SolidTy
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This was already posted in SW a couple times last month. Old by SW standards.

It would have been more shocking if we didn't see those types of videos last gen with the Wii, PS360, Wii U vids also being bashed, thrown off buildings, and being microwaved.

There was an Xbone Microwave video I never saw in SW, but I don't post that sort of stuff because it's not really news worthy.

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#12 Nengo_Flow
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$400 for sony, one less crazed nut on PSN

I see this as a Win Win

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@SolidTy said:
There was an Xbone Microwave video I never saw in SW, but I don't post that sort of stuff because it's not really news worthy.

http://www.gamespot.com/forums/system-wars-314159282/idiot-melts-xone-in-microwave-because-idiots-will--30949984/

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@danabo said:

@SolidTy said:
There was an Xbone Microwave video I never saw in SW, but I don't post that sort of stuff because it's not really news worthy.

http://www.gamespot.com/forums/system-wars-314159282/idiot-melts-xone-in-microwave-because-idiots-will--30949984/

LOL wow Lol

And seriously? There's Ninja Turtle OOZE in Kinect? LOL

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#16  Edited By Phazevariance
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Another one lol. Stupid fake setup tho.

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#17  Edited By Phazevariance
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The strange part is in all of these the consoel doesn't explode, only the front and one top panel comes off so i guess it's built pretty solid ;)

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#18 Heil68
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This guy does cool videos and before anyone responds, yes he did it to PS4 too.

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#19 deactivated-5e0e425ee91d8
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$400 for 15 minutes of pseudo-internet fame, and depriving someone else of the console. Classy.

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#20 deactivated-59b71619573a1
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But I thought the PS4 was indestructible D:

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#21 Phazevariance
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Although i prefer slow motion console damage than boring microwave.

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#22  Edited By BattleSpectre
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They just want everyone to think they have a lot of money by doing such an act. If only they knew everyone thinks they're an idiot.

As for channel 69 news I lol'd. Very well written post.

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@darkspineslayer said:

$400 for 15 minutes of pseudo-internet fame, and depriving someone else of the console. Classy.

I'm sure that other person is grateful....

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#24 stereointegrity
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people must love wasting money

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#25 Heil68
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@brucebenzing:

same here?

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The PS4 slow mo explosion

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#27 Heil68
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@Phazevariance:

It took the first round like a champ though :)

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#28 k2theswiss
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really How did all this shit start??????? complete waste of money product and time

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#29  Edited By SolidTy
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@k2theswiss said:

really How did all this shit start??????? complete waste of money product and time

I was told that American's wanted to show the world that they aren't as spoiled/arrogant/rich as they are made to be by the international community.

Best way to do this is by taking to the Youtubes and destroying expensive equipment not yet sold or available in other countries. It doesn't seem effective, but I'm sure it will this will continue every console launch from now on. It is old as we saw this stuff being done to 360, PS3, Wii launches years ago, but it's blown up now as more are looking for 15 minutes of fame/hits.

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#30  Edited By Opus_Rea-333
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They probably realized that you needed to pay 49.99 for the worst online ever and a system that lack games.

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#31  Edited By deactivated-59b71619573a1
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@SolidTy said:

@k2theswiss said:

really How did all this shit start??????? complete waste of money product and time

I was told that American's wanted to show the world that they aren't as spoiled/arrogant/rich as they are made to be by the international community.

Best way to do this is by taking to the Youtubes and destroying expensive equipment not yet sold or available in other countries. It doesn't seem effective, but I'm sure it will this will continue every console launch from now on. It is old as we saw this stuff being done to 360, PS3, Wii launches years ago, but it's blown up now as more are looking for 15 minutes of fame/hits.

All this crap can be boiled down into one word... "Internet"

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@Heil68 said:

@Phazevariance:

It took the first round like a champ though :)

It did. Right through with almost no damage.

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#33 PsychoLemons
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First world problems, I guess.

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#34 blamix99
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weird black guy

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#35  Edited By Opus_Rea-333
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he most likely heard this song before ordering a PS4.

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#36 coasterguy65
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I just love watching idiots with more money than sense spend hundreds of dollars to destroy a brand new game system just for some youtube hits....morons.

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#37  Edited By KarateeeChop
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i heard he got a lot of death threats from angry sony fanboys.

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#38  Edited By SolidTy
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@seanmcloughlin said:

@SolidTy said:

@k2theswiss said:

really How did all this shit start??????? complete waste of money product and time

I was told that American's wanted to show the world that they aren't as spoiled/arrogant/rich as they are made to be by the international community.

Best way to do this is by taking to the Youtubes and destroying expensive equipment not yet sold or available in other countries. It doesn't seem effective, but I'm sure it will this will continue every console launch from now on. It is old as we saw this stuff being done to 360, PS3, Wii launches years ago, but it's blown up now as more are looking for 15 minutes of fame/hits.

All this crap can be boiled down into one word... "Internet"

There's a tidbit of social commentary in that post covering the excesses of capitalism and greed. I didn't want to bring the middle east into it, because the venue. I worded the post with a jocular twist, it was probably too much.

I suppose another joke would be that smashing these machines is what "YOLO bitches" is all about.

...plus yeah, da 'net fo sho.

Which reminds me of this classic comedy film that foretold these events.

The Net was filmed as if it's drama, but don't be fooled, Sandra is funnier here than she was in The Heat.

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Reminds me, I watched the Rap Critic/Todd in the Shadows co-op review of that. :lol:

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#40  Edited By m_machine024
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Well he bought it. He can do what he wants with it.

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#41 Joedgabe
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I didn't know lemmings were that mad :( dayum!

For some reason i think this is somehow illegal to do it in a public place like that.

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I guess some people just don't know what to do with their money.

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Bunch of lemmings wanting the million attention by showing their rage and hatred toward the ps4. Best time to do is during launch. Mad cows are laughing histerically right now knowing they just flushed 400$ down the toilet for a 1 min fame

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#45  Edited By deactivated-5b69bebd1b0b6
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This is quite pathetic. Just to get some youtube subs they're willing to waste hundreds of dollars worth of cash(in xbones case $500). Why anyone would sub to these people or even like their videos is beyond me. Wasn't even funny the first time and now you have a whole bunch of idiots doing it.

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@waltefmoney said:

If any cow met this guy in real life...

....they would go straight home and write him a very strongly worded letter!

lol... they can't write :P

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This guy does cool videos and before anyone responds, yes he did it to PS4 too.

"Wow, that was actually pretty awesome" said by a local Radio DJ Huge Skinny

Channel 69, keeping you in line, from 6 to 9.

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#48 egger7577
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People do this every generation for their 5 minutes of fame. About a month later they'll realize that their fame only really lasted about 5 minutes and they just wasted a few hundred dollars for no good reason.

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Sill fun to watch

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#50  Edited By WitIsWisdom
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The ignorance in this world is truly astonishing.