Goodbye everyone

To Friends, Co-Friends, and loved ones, lend me your ears..

Well as many of you know, Today will be my last day and what a great and distinct pleasure it has been to type “Today will be my last day”. I’m moving on to become a grave digger. I always had a passion for digging, the way the shovel hits the dirt sends a shiver down my spine and I get chills and a burning sensation.. let’s not get off topic..

So I will spare everyone the cliché farewell email and share my real thoughts instead.

Here are my top 5 reasons why I’m leaving system wars

5. When you guys were banning people, you let go of all the cool people.

4. I lost 45lbs since I joined system wars. Nobody commented on my weight loss but some of you said it with your eyes and licking of the lips.

3. I can’t drink a gallon of milk in 5 minutes. It’s a physical impossibility and I’ll never win 500 dollars.

2. I don’t have to ask you how your weekend was anymore, I don’t care. It’s exhausting listening to you all and pretending to care then sugar coating my own weekend stories so you don’t recoil in horror

1. I’m tired of all the BS politics here.

0. Bust most of all I would like to thank this bold and majestic forum for taking someone who actually loves games and weaboo stuff, someone who could have seen themselves staying here, giving their all and making them feel totally miserable to the point where they had to leave in this way

I love some of you, others I can’t stand.

You were never around when the "cool" people were here, now get lost.

Oh man that one was good. Gut buster.

I will miss you the most

"Member since February 20, 2013"

See where this is going?

Good bye sir.