Go home Bethesda you're drunk

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#1 Posted by I_P_Daily (12516 posts) -

Well we ALL know that Doom Eternal is releasing in a couple of months (due to a certain someone ramming it down peoples throats every chance he gets) and to celebrate Bethesda is teaming up with some poms to make Doom Vodka.

Yes you read that right, but the smart ones among us know that they are creating it to numb the boredom of playing Doom Eternal lol.

Now comes the best part, its marinated in cows bones, I kid you not.

At least we know what a certain somebody will be doing release day.

Sorry but its not available in the US :(

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#2 Edited by warmblur (2979 posts) -

I want to see Todd Howard drunk doing karaoke to Fleetwood Mac's little lies.

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#3 Edited by watercrack445 (1823 posts) -

It's bone marrow, not cow bones.

Also, I didn't know Doom was releasing in a couple of months. I even forgot about the game.

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#4 Posted by madrocketeer (6662 posts) -

Meh. I've seen weirder stuff turned into booze.

Humans have a habit of going to extreme lengths to get shitfaced.

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#5 Posted by AJStyles (1073 posts) -

The rich love to do messed up stuff like this and “spirit cooking”. Not shocked.

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#6 Posted by DaVillain- (37989 posts) -

Don't care, I'm hype for Doom Eternal myself despite I don't praises it alot here then others do.

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#7 Posted by Ghosts4ever (10543 posts) -

Bethesda is not making Soon Eternal. id software doing.

And game is too fast and complex for you OP as it does not have ironsight and regen health that most of your favorite open world games have.

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#8 Posted by Ant_17 (12861 posts) -

Dan Aykroyd would be proud.

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#9 Edited by mrbojangles25 (44352 posts) -

That actually sounds really good.

I've had bacon-infused vodka before, which would be similar (bacon is smoked, and the cow bones/bone marrow were smoked in this vodka).

Would make a really good bloody mary I bet.

@ajstyles said:

The rich love to do messed up stuff like this and “spirit cooking”. Not shocked.

What does this have to do with being rich?

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#10 Posted by uninspiredcup (34917 posts) -

Vodka is a great and cheap way to numb you from the nightmare of reality.

This won't be cheap though.

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#11 Posted by dxmcat (2745 posts) -

This was way better.

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#12 Posted by enzyme36 (4269 posts) -

Cant wait to see all the nannies rush to buy this, sell it out.... then trip over themselves running to the computer to bitch about the bottle shape when it arrives.

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#13 Posted by foxhound_fox (98033 posts) -

I wonder if they are going to release it in a special BFG bottle, but then at the last minute, switch it to a plastic cover for a regular bottle, but still charge if it were custom glass?

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#14 Edited by hrt_rulz01 (19250 posts) -

@ghosts4ever: And the most important thing Ghosts, no female characters in Doom... we all know you hate having women in your FPSs. Especially lead characters.

??

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#15 Posted by I_P_Daily (12516 posts) -

@hrt_rulz01: Ghost is scared of (•) (•)

???

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#16 Posted by hrt_rulz01 (19250 posts) -

@i_p_daily said:

@hrt_rulz01: Ghost is scared of (•) (•)

???

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#17 Posted by I_P_Daily (12516 posts) -

@ghosts4ever: Where did I say that Bethesda is making Doom Eternal???

They are publishing it though, try & keep up ghost, I hope your gaming skills are sharper than this, oh wait you play Doom so they ain't lol.

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#18 Posted by I_P_Daily (12516 posts) -

@davillain-: You know what would be funny? Banning ghost (he is an alt I'm led to believe) the day Doom Eternal releases so none of us have to put up with him lol.

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#19 Edited by BassMan (10643 posts) -

@i_p_daily: How has that Xbox body wash been working out for you?

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#20 Edited by I_P_Daily (12516 posts) -

@BassMan: I actually saw that in a shop the other day, but I'm a brut man so I didn't buy it, I know how very un lem of me :(

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#21 Posted by Ghosts4ever (10543 posts) -

@i_p_daily: Doom is more hardcore than most of crap you praise here.

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#22 Posted by Pedro (35601 posts) -

@ghosts4ever said:

@i_p_daily: Doom is more hardcore than most of crap you praise here.

How is Doom hardcore?

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#23 Posted by Ghosts4ever (10543 posts) -
@Pedro said:
@ghosts4ever said:

@i_p_daily: Doom is more hardcore than most of crap you praise here.

How is Doom hardcore?

try playing it on nightmare with increase fov.

beside what im saying is. the games he praise like forza, just cause, red faction guerrilla and then claim Doom is handholding game.

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#24 Posted by DaVillain- (37989 posts) -

@i_p_daily said:

@davillain-: You know what would be funny? Banning ghost (he is an alt I'm led to believe) the day Doom Eternal releases so none of us have to put up with him lol.

If I'm gonna do that, then I'll have to banned you in the process. An eye for an eye as they say ;)

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#25 Posted by I_P_Daily (12516 posts) -

@davillain- said:
@i_p_daily said:

@davillain-: You know what would be funny? Banning ghost (he is an alt I'm led to believe) the day Doom Eternal releases so none of us have to put up with him lol.

If I'm gonna do that, then I'll have to banned you in the process. An eye for an eye as they say ;)

No, and the reason is i'm not an alt, so no eye for an eye.

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#26 Posted by I_P_Daily (12516 posts) -

@ghosts4ever said:
@Pedro said:
@ghosts4ever said:

@i_p_daily: Doom is more hardcore than most of crap you praise here.

How is Doom hardcore?

try playing it on nightmare with increase fov.

beside what im saying is. the games he praise like forza, just cause, red faction guerrilla and then claim Doom is handholding game.

Look at ghost trying to be a man lol.

Also are you saying the games you mentioned are hand holding games?

PS...Doom is not hardcore.

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#27 Posted by Ghosts4ever (10543 posts) -
@i_p_daily said:
@ghosts4ever said:
@Pedro said:
@ghosts4ever said:

@i_p_daily: Doom is more hardcore than most of crap you praise here.

How is Doom hardcore?

try playing it on nightmare with increase fov.

beside what im saying is. the games he praise like forza, just cause, red faction guerrilla and then claim Doom is handholding game.

Look at ghost trying to be a man lol.

Also are you saying the games you mentioned are hand holding games?

PS...Doom is not hardcore.

They are more handholding than Doom. thats for sure.

Original 1993 Doom was hardcore. new one not as much unless you play in nightmare.

point is you always claim Doom is handholding when it has more clever design than games you praise. far cry is example of open world hand holding.

now tell me if you think this kind of map is hand holdy.

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#28 Posted by I_P_Daily (12516 posts) -

@ghosts4ever: No matter how hard you try both you & Doom will never be hardcore.

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#29 Posted by Ghosts4ever (10543 posts) -

@i_p_daily: It's not as hardcore as Stalker, not as hardcore as age of empire or any of strategy game. But certainly more than your precious just cause and forza.

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#30 Posted by I_P_Daily (12516 posts) -

@ghosts4ever: No matter how many times you mention games that I like, it will never make Doom hardcore, quit while you're behind lol.

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#31 Posted by Ghosts4ever (10543 posts) -

@i_p_daily: again, try playing it on nightmare and increase FOV. But if you played on console. It must suck because FPS on console suck.

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#32 Posted by I_P_Daily (12516 posts) -

@ghosts4ever: There is no hope for you, Doom is NOT hardcore and neither are you 😥

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#34 Posted by Ghosts4ever (10543 posts) -

@i_p_daily: I'm hardcore enough to play more than racing games.

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#35 Posted by I_P_Daily (12516 posts) -

@ghosts4ever: So you mention all the genre's I play then you make the above comment lol.

You're not hardcore, but keep trying as it's fun for everyone watching :)