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#1 deactivated-58b6232955e4a
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http://www.destructoid.com/review-assassin-s-creed-2-155807.phtml

4.5 out of 10.... lol wut...

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#2 C-Lee
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Yikes... I played the game at a friends house, and its a 9.0 to me.
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#3 salxis
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His opinion, respect it. but DIAF JIm!!
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#4 BattleTurtles
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Maybe the fail of Assassin's Creed 1 leaked into the sequel.
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#5 Yankees718
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http://www.destructoid.com/review-assassin-s-creed-2-155807.phtml

4.5 out of 10.... lol wut...

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Someone should tell them to turn on the TV...

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#6 _Cadbury_
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lmao.and the same site gave AC1 5.5/10
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#7 nitromuffin
Member since 2007 • 972 Posts

wow the games like a 9-9.2 for me pretty sweet....to me thats reviewer fail

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#8 skinny_man_69
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I never liked Destructoid. Their reviews always go completely off-base from my own (and in this case, with most of the general public)

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#9 AAllxxjjnn
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Yeh...so many of those complaints could be applied towards Modern Warfare 2.
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#10 gmc2u_64
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So, it scored LOWER than AC? Right...

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#11 deactivated-58b6232955e4a
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So, it scored LOWER than AC? Right...

gmc2u_64
Yeah D:
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#12 emorainbo
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Wow... That was the worst review ive ever seen. The only problem I had with AC2 was the screen tearing and pop in :?

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#13 gmc2u_64
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[QUOTE="gmc2u_64"]

So, it scored LOWER than AC? Right...

SAGE_OF_FIRE

Yeah D:

Concidering that it improves EVERYTHING of AC, you would think that it would score HIGHER, NOT LOWER. Stupid logic.

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#14 AdjacentLives
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I bet he would have rated it higher if you had given Ezio a gun and it was online.

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#15 After_Math
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[QUOTE="SAGE_OF_FIRE"][QUOTE="gmc2u_64"]

So, it scored LOWER than AC? Right...

gmc2u_64

Yeah D:

Concidering that it improves EVERYTHING of AC, you would think that it would score HIGHER, NOT LOWER. Stupid logic.

Wrong, standards change as more games come out. As for Destructoids review, I don't agree, but atleast the reviewer was honest about HIS OPINION.
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#16 nitsud_19
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I havent played the first one but i do like this one quite alot, the odd thing is that as i was typing this there was a commercial for the game on tv.

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#17 EliteKitteh
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Guy should be fired.

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#18 jg4xchamp
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I have to disagree with this review. I think Assassin's Creed 2 is far more worthy of that 9.0 than AC 1 ever was.
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#19 gmc2u_64
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[QUOTE="gmc2u_64"]

[QUOTE="SAGE_OF_FIRE"] Yeah D: After_Math

Concidering that it improves EVERYTHING of AC, you would think that it would score HIGHER, NOT LOWER. Stupid logic.

Wrong, standards change as more games come out. As for Destructoids review, I don't agree, but atleast the reviewer was honest about HIS OPINION.

...I'm sorry. AC2 is a game that is BETTER than the original. ATLEAST have it score higher.

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#20 loco145
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Good review....
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#21 loco145
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Wow... That was the worst review ive ever seen. The only problem I had with AC2 was the screen tearing and pop in :?

emorainbo

That sounds awful

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#22 WAIW
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[QUOTE="After_Math"][QUOTE="gmc2u_64"] Concidering that it improves EVERYTHING of AC, you would think that it would score HIGHER, NOT LOWER. Stupid logic.

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Wrong, standards change as more games come out. As for Destructoids review, I don't agree, but atleast the reviewer was honest about HIS OPINION.

...I'm sorry. AC2 is a game that is BETTER than the original. ATLEAST have it score higher.

Uhhh, not if standards have raised more significantly than how much the game improved upon the original.
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#23 deactivated-58b6232955e4a
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^This is one of the best games I've played this gen.....
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#24 dragonfly110
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man, and I thought it was bad when gamespot gave persona PSP a 5.5, but this is just...pathetically bad lol :P

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#25 sensfanVone
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Yes it`s his opinion and I know opinions can`t be wrong, but.... yikes!

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#26 PSdual_wielder
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Just skimmed through the review.

I don't know if something's wrong with the reviewer's eyes, but I personally wouldn't be able to post screens like the ones on that page and then goes immediately to claim this game has the 'most terrible graphics ever in a video game'. :(

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#27 gmc2u_64
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Just skimmed through the review.

I don't know if something's wrong with the reviewer's eyes, but I personally wouldn't be able to post screens like the ones on that page and then goes immediately to claim this game has the 'most terrible graphics ever in a video game'. :(

PSdual_wielder

That ain't an opinion. That's being ignorant.

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#28 gmc2u_64
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[QUOTE="gmc2u_64"]

[QUOTE="After_Math"] Wrong, standards change as more games come out. As for Destructoids review, I don't agree, but atleast the reviewer was honest about HIS OPINION.WAIW

...I'm sorry. AC2 is a game that is BETTER than the original. ATLEAST have it score higher.

Uhhh, not if standards have raised more significantly than how much the game improved upon the original.

WHAT game SIMILAR to AC has been released before AC2 that raised standards?

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#29 deactivated-58b6232955e4a
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>ai is dumb because they attack you 1 at a time if they all attacked you at once I bet he would still complain.
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#30 clone01
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wow...i disagree, but hey, whatever.

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Anyone who doesn't realize the mature, thematic story-telling behind the admittedly sort of ridiculous immediate plot just doesn't know what they're talking about.

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#32 Juggernaut140
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I usually enjoy Destructoid but seriously, what the ****? :?
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#33 Racer_XLR
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Speaking of absolute crap, I don't know what Ubisoft has done to the game's engine, but Jesus Christ is it bad. This game has some of the most puzzlingly bad graphics I have seen on a console this year.

What?

Anyway, I disagree. But skimming through a couple of paragraphs; he didn't like the side quests, going from "A" to point "B" was boring to him, and he thought the AI was "crap". Meh.

At least he thought the combat system was "decent". :P

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#34 RacoonusDoodus
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Destructoid has never and will never learn how to review games. Every review on that site is bs.

lmao, they gave AC1 a higher score than AC2. destructoid = fail.

and sure, "everyone has their own opinion" well, you know what? Destructoid's opinions blow.

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#35 mccoyca112
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Im all for hearing opinions but thats just reeking of attention seeking. Ludacris score.

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#36 DethSkematik
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"lol wut" seriously, man :?. I haven't beaten the game yet (damn Thanksgiving work schedule...), but the past few days I haven't been able to put it down :P. It's not like it's the same old in a sequel...IMO, AC2 is the most improved sequel of any game, and haven't got bored of it yet, opposed to the first Assassin's Creed, where after the first city, it felt like a chore to finish it.
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#37 VideoGameGuy
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Just skimmed through the review.

I don't know if something's wrong with the reviewer's eyes, but I personally wouldn't be able to post screens like the ones on that page and then goes immediately to claim this game has the 'most terrible graphics ever in a video game'. :(

PSdual_wielder
he never said that. he said : "This game has some of the most puzzlingly bad graphics I have seen on a console this year." and then goes on to explain WHY (poor animation, texture popup, etc. etc.)
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#38 PSdual_wielder
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[QUOTE="PSdual_wielder"]

Just skimmed through the review.

I don't know if something's wrong with the reviewer's eyes, but I personally wouldn't be able to post screens like the ones on that page and then goes immediately to claim this game has the 'most terrible graphics ever in a video game'. :(

VideoGameGuy

he never said that. he said : "This game has some of the most puzzlingly bad graphics I have seen on a console this year." and then goes on to explain WHY (poor animation, texture popup, etc. etc.)

Yea I didn't quote it word for word, in fact its pretty far off lol, but you know what I'm saying.

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#39 james007_14
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I agree with some of the stuff he said but I would give it a way higher score then he did. Some of the flaws aren't that big of a deal and serve the purpose of the story. In the end he is entitled to his opinion and I am entitled to mines.
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#40 VideoGameGuy
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[QUOTE="VideoGameGuy"][QUOTE="PSdual_wielder"]

Just skimmed through the review.

I don't know if something's wrong with the reviewer's eyes, but I personally wouldn't be able to post screens like the ones on that page and then goes immediately to claim this game has the 'most terrible graphics ever in a video game'. :(

PSdual_wielder

he never said that. he said : "This game has some of the most puzzlingly bad graphics I have seen on a console this year." and then goes on to explain WHY (poor animation, texture popup, etc. etc.)

Yea I didn't quote it word for word, in fact its pretty far off lol, but you know what I'm saying.

haha yeah
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#41 djsifer01
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Apparently they dont like good games. I cant think of any other reason for that review score.
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#42 ironcreed
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I just beat it around 30 minutes ago and now AC III is probably my most anticipated sequel. The story alone deserves a 9.0 in my book, as it has raised questions I have had myself about the reality we are taught. (No, I do not mean the literal story of the game, lol. Merely the validity of religions, the regurgitation of the same stories told in culture after culture and how is it that we really arrived here?) However, AC II as a whole is just so unique and stands out in just about every respect, so I'll be giving it a 9.5.

How they can give a game with such scope, attention to detail, great story, pacing and unique gameplay such a low score is simply appalling and spits in the face of games as art and as a means of expressing underlying themes. This game masterfully does that and to see it go unappreciated from someone who obviously does not 'get it' is sad indeed. What do you do, though? Opinions are like A-holes, everybody has one and some do not care where they let it out, no matter how bad it stinks.:)

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#43 svetzenlether
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I really feel the need to draw everyone's attention to THIS Destructoid article, made even funnier considering it's by the same author who wrote the AC2 review.

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#44 Arach666
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Guy should be fired.

EliteKitteh

Mmmm.....GS fired Jeff for bashing in a bad/average game as Kane & Linch. I guess Ubisoft doesn´t have any connections with that site...

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#45 goblaa
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4.5 seems really really low.

But, that doesn't mean I think AC or AC2 deserves even close to a 9.0. Both of them are like 6s or 7s to me.

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#46 Arach666
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I really feel the need to draw everyone's attention to THIS Destructoid article, made even funnier considering it's by the same author who wrote the AC2 review.

svetzenlether
That article explains it all...
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#47 Kevin-V
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[QUOTE="EliteKitteh"]

Guy should be fired.

Arach666

Mmmm.....GS fired Jeff for bashing in a bad/average game as Kane & Linch. I guess Ubisoft doesn´t have any connections with that site...

Yeah, that's what happened... Jim's points shine an interesting spotlight on how the usual suspects reply so vehemently but without actual cognitive thought. I entirely disagree on his take on Assassin's Creed II, but then again, I have no reason to doubt that what he wrote reflects exactly what he feels. You might be surprised to learn this, but when you read a review, it generally reflects what the writer thought. Shocking, I know. It's much easier to assume this wild, conspiracy-laden world in which money changes hands under the table with winks and nods. Where game reviewers must be rolling in so much dough that the trunks of their Rolls-Royces are stuffed with hundred-dollar bills. How else could I have financed my third house just the other week? Previous reports that I share a house with two roommates in a San Francisco suburb and generally live paycheck to paycheck are greatly exaggerated. In reality, that's my guest bungalow, and those guys are my personal trainers.
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#48 goblaa
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[QUOTE="Arach666"]

[QUOTE="EliteKitteh"]

Guy should be fired.

Kevin-V

Mmmm.....GS fired Jeff for bashing in a bad/average game as Kane & Linch. I guess Ubisoft doesn´t have any connections with that site...

Yeah, that's what happened... Jim's points shine an interesting spotlight on how the usual suspects reply so vehemently but without actual cognitive thought. I entirely disagree on his take on Assassin's Creed II, but then again, I have no reason to doubt that what he wrote reflects exactly what he feels. You might be surprised to learn this, but when you read a review, it generally reflects what the writer thought. Shocking, I know. It's much easier to assume this wild, conspiracy-laden world in which money changes hands under the table with winks and nods. Where game reviewers must be rolling in so much dough that the trunks of their Rolls-Royces are stuffed with hundred-dollar bills. How else could I have financed my third house just the other week? Previous reports that I share a house with two roommates in a San Francisco suburb and generally live paycheck to paycheck are greatly exaggerated. In reality, that's my guest bungalow, and those guys are my personal trainers.

Dude, you gotta invite me over to your third house for some beers.

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#49 skrat_01
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Opinions are opinions.
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#50 Kevin-V
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[QUOTE="Kevin-V"][QUOTE="Arach666"] Mmmm.....GS fired Jeff for bashing in a bad/average game as Kane & Linch. I guess Ubisoft doesn´t have any connections with that site...

goblaa

Yeah, that's what happened... Jim's points shine an interesting spotlight on how the usual suspects reply so vehemently but without actual cognitive thought. I entirely disagree on his take on Assassin's Creed II, but then again, I have no reason to doubt that what he wrote reflects exactly what he feels. You might be surprised to learn this, but when you read a review, it generally reflects what the writer thought. Shocking, I know. It's much easier to assume this wild, conspiracy-laden world in which money changes hands under the table with winks and nods. Where game reviewers must be rolling in so much dough that the trunks of their Rolls-Royces are stuffed with hundred-dollar bills. How else could I have financed my third house just the other week? Previous reports that I share a house with two roommates in a San Francisco suburb and generally live paycheck to paycheck are greatly exaggerated. In reality, that's my guest bungalow, and those guys are my personal trainers.

Dude, you gotta invite me over to your third house for some beers.

Do me a favor, though: Can you get my trainers to do a better job? I mean, I am still fat as all ****.