What a f*cking joke. Their online is arguably worse than the Xbox 1. And I'm not talking about the Xbox One, I'm talking about the original Xbox from the early 2000's. The features are garbage, the phone app is the biggest joke in online gaming history, friend codes are just ridiculous, YOU CAN'T EVEN MESSAGE YOUR FRIENDS(or play with them in some online games), the servers are by far the worst I've ever seen.
I don't know what possessed me into expecting Smash Ultimate or Mario Maker 2 to be playable online, but what a disappointment both were to me in that regard. Smash Ult has been out for how long now? And yet the servers are still awful. And Mario Maker 2's servers somehow can't manage to handle 4 players versus mode, yet Mario Battle Royale AKA A GAME MADE BY SOME RANDOM GUY IN HIS FREE TIME WAS ABLE TO HANDLE 75 PLAYER VERSUS WITH ALMOST 0 LAG! AND WHY CAN'T I PLAY WITH MY FRIENDS? I can play with randoms but not my friends? That is the stupidest sh*t in the world.
I just don't understand. Has anyone at Nintendo ever played an online game from another platform in their lives? How can they truly believe that what they're putting out is anything more than abysmal? Even if it was 100% free it would cost too much lmfao. PSN was free last gen, and aside from that big security breach it was miles upon miles ahead of Switch Online.
Anyone who defends it is delusional. Liking Nintendo is one thing... I love Nintendo's game franchises, characters, and even love a lot about the Switch itself(aside from the dogsh*t joycon joystick durability and garbage d-pad quality on the Pro controller) but you have to be one hell of a sheep to defend this flaming pile of garbage that is the online. Even if you like the fact that the console isn't online-focused, that doesn't mean you can spin the online being terrible as a good thing. It's a service Nintendo is putting out and trying to compete with other companies. And compared to those other companies, it's the laughing stock of the industry. There's been 0 effort from Nintendo whatsoever to give us a passable service here. It's 2019 and many MANY people other than yourself exist that care a lot about online gaming. Nintendo needs to step it the f*ck up already.
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