Death Stranding was an excessively indulgent (Kojimas celeb friends) borefest

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#1  Edited By uninspiredcup
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Here's your revealed "gameplay" bros.

6 minutes you'll never get back.

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#2 R4gn4r0k
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Only 2 PS4 games left that I'm interested in: TLOU 2 and Ghost of Tsushima

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#3  Edited By ellos
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There you have it. He loves Keighley as much as the others. Serious too much personal indulgence. Good luck Sony.

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#4 pyro1245
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Hmmm. Well I never claimed to understand the hype anyway.....

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#5 uninspiredcup
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This is his Episode 1 moment. The man is living in echo-chamber surrounded by yes men unwilling to tell him shit is shit.

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#6 Ghosts4ever
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Trailers make it interesting but after watching first gameplay, I lost all interest. It looks incredibly boring.

It looks like kojima wasted all budget on Hollywood celebrities.

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#7 jaydan
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One gameplay video showed off some impressive sleeping mechanics and peeing mechanics. It was really cool when he climbed up that latter to get to the top of the cliff and then talk to that one guy that was doing aerobics poses. It was really funny when he walked off the cliff.

This game has 10/10 written all over it.

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#8 NathanDrakeSwag
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I still don't know what this game is supposed to be.

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#9  Edited By Bluestars
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That’s £45 saved

The gaming world wanted gameplay and that’s what they showed?

FAIL

The cutscenes narrative look good/interesting but the open world gameplay looks boring

If these comments hurt your feelings because you are emotionally attached to the game then HaH

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#10 Pedro
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I heard this game is going to destroy and be GOTY.

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#11 BenjaminBanklin
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@NathanDrakeSwag said:

I still don't know what this game is supposed to be.

Pure Kojima wank.

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#12 Dark_sageX
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@Pedro said:

I heard this game is going to destroy and be GOTY.

That was when it was still exclusive to Sony, now that its a multiplat the fanboys took off their fantasy glasses and are smelling the turd. Hopefully this teaches them a lesson about hyping a game too much, who knows maybe the experience will teach them how dull and shallow sony exclusives really are.

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#13 Fedor
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Pretty clear it's just a troll trailer.

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#15 hrt_rulz01
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It'll still rate extremely well because it's a Kojima game... we'll see.

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#16 AcidTango
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Why is Dorito Pope in the game?

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#17 NathanDrakeSwag
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@hrt_rulz01 said:

It'll still rate extremely well because it's a Kojima game... we'll see.

Yeah. After TPP got perfect scores I won't be listening to critics again over a Kojima game.

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#18 phbz
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I still hope the game ends up being great but I'm still exactly at the same point I was two years ago. But this was specially depressing for the lack of integrity the industry keeps showing.

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#19 nepu7supastar7
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@Dark_sageX:

Spiderman ps4 and Uncharted 4 shít all over this game. Sony's exclusive title is still everything it claimed to be. That, is irrefutable.

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#20 X_CAPCOM_X
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Remarkable hubris on display, Kojima. Trolling your fans looking for details. Why don't you just say straight up that you would like to hide details?

Still, I am curious to see what the end result will be. He has never made a bad game.

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#21 ellos
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@uninspiredcup said:
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LMAO

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#22 mazuiface
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@NathanDrakeSwag said:

I still don't know what this game is supposed to be.

You know how Resident Evil had an invisible enemies mode? This game looks to be MGSV invisible enemies mode.

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#24 blueinheaven
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I honestly don't know what to make of that. Still not convinced it's a game at all.

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#25  Edited By warmblur
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Yeah, any interest I had in this game is officially dead this is the most pretentious BS I've ever seen the fact that Kieghly is in the game makes it a automatic no buy for me. Also who the hell wants to walk around with a annoying baby in a video game I never thought I would say this but I'm sooo glad Silent Hills got cancelled.

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#26 Zero_epyon
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@fedor said:

Pretty clear it's just a troll trailer.

This.

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#27 warmblur
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@Zero_epyon said:
@fedor said:

Pretty clear it's just a troll trailer.

This.

Sadly no.

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#28 sealionact
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@jaydan: please tell me you're being sarcastic?

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#29 DoomNukem3D
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@sealionact: that was pretty obvious.

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#30 DoomNukem3D
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I thought people liked walking simulators with pretty graphics and pretentious plot.

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#31 Guy_Brohski
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Geoff Keighley is just incredible and Kojima putting him in this game guarantees a 10/10 masterpiece. Keighley is a masterclass entertainer and everything he touches turns gold. Bravo, Kojima. I just pre-ordered 2 copies.

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#32 I_P_Daily
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10/10 on lock here on Gamespot, think its a joke well Gamespots review of MGS5 tells you everything you need to know.

Oh and "fans" cheering when he takes a piss is taking the piss lol.

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#33 Vaidream45
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Another PS4 game I’ll just watch on Youtube. Meh. If it wasn’t for it being my only blu ray player I would sell my Slim by now. I only use the damn thing to watch stuff on. Next gen I think I’m just gonna stick with Nintendo and PC.

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#34 Heirren
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Looks just like Metal Gear Solid.

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#35 Seabas989
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My thoughts = meh. Looks unappealing.

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#36  Edited By ChrisChronos
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@fedor:

Troll trailer? You honestly believe Kojima is just releasing these trash disappointing gameplay trailers in order to surprise us at a later date with the real game? Lol.. Doubtful.

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#37 DoomNukem3D
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@chrischronos: Tbf it's not far off from what he did with MGS 2.

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#38 I_P_Daily
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@X_CAPCOM_X said:

Remarkable hubris on display, Kojima. Trolling your fans looking for details. Why don't you just say straight up that you would like to hide details?

Still, I am curious to see what the end result will be. He has never made a bad game.

That's the funniest thing I've read today, thanks for the laugh :)

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#39 ChrisChronos
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@doomnukem3d said:

@chrischronos: Tbf it's not far off from what he did with MGS 2.

Well never seen the early MGS2 trailers but I'd imagine if I saw any scene of MGS2 in a trailer I would be intrigued. This game however doesn't do that, it just leaves me utterly confused and not in a good way.

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#40 hrt_rulz01
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@Guy_Brohski said:

Geoff Keighley is just incredible and Kojima putting him in this game guarantees a 10/10 masterpiece. Keighley is a masterclass entertainer and everything he touches turns gold. Bravo, Kojima. I just pre-ordered 2 copies.

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Pretty impressive that he's able to pee in front of a cheering audience, I'd get stage fright myself.

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#42 enzyme36
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That was bad.... from the mushroom growing from piss.... to the canned animation of putting stuff in a drawer without seeing it.

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#43 DoomNukem3D
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@chrischronos: Basically he tricked people into thinking you'd play as snake the whole game and people didnt find out about Raiden until they bought the game and made it to him which pissed a lot of people off. Essentially you can say he trolled them.

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#44 FireEmblem_Man
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@i_p_daily: Kojima fanboys...... I can't stand them

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#45 xhawk27
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Pisstation is right! LOL

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#46 svaubel
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@BenjaminBanklin said:
@NathanDrakeSwag said:

I still don't know what this game is supposed to be.

Pure Kojima wank.

I have to agree. That was what fans were supposed to be getting hyped for? Seriously?

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#47 WitIsWisdom
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That looks truly terrible...

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#48 DragonfireXZ95
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Oh my god, you have to rock the baby? Wow. Lol. I didn't think the early gameplay footage was all that great, but this is just terrible.

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#49  Edited By Ten_Pints
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Well at least you will get to piss on another man's mushroom for special rewards.

Can't wait for the taking a dump trailer.

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#50 rmpumper
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Never expected it to have good gameplay, but I would still be interested in the game if I had a PS4/5.