BREAKING NEWS: MS to manufacture PS4 consoles!!!

Gamers around the world were shocked to hear the following announcement from MS earlier today:

We (said MS) will convert our Xbox One factories into PS4 assembly lines, in exchange for Sony's American market.

Said MS chairman David Davidson, 'Nobody buys Xbox Ones, so why produce them? No, its better we call it quits, become Sony subsidiary, and start manufacturing PS4 consoles in our factories, for the American market.'

Asked for comment, the head of Sony, Cheng Chengdong said, 'Its a relief, actually. Our (Sony's) factories are really struggling to meet the massive demand for PS4 consoles. MS will help with this, making all the PS4 and PS4Pro units the American market needs.'

After this announcement, MS stock went up .7 almost immediately and closed at record high 9.78 (gmt)

Well, what else there is to say? Those totally authentic and in no way made up comments speak for themselves. The end of Xbox is really here.

You’ve finally lost it completely.

INB4 your father, making me your father. and lock

I love this thread

My cousin has all three consoles including a PC. I found this out yesterday.

@henrythefifth: Dude, it's fucking Christmas. Like..... just chill for two seconds.

10/10. Quality thread. Would read again.

There goes a minute of my life I won't get back... thanks.

The mods here are fucking terrible.

Blatant fake news/troll thread, locked.

@techhog89: the mods here are having their fucking Christmases. Maybe the users here need to stop being fucking trolls fucking 24/7. ****