Boring Pictish cry-cry game "Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice" ready to put Nintendo users to sleep

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#1 uninspiredcup
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Incredibly overrated none game artificially given more credit for "teh mature, feelings" even though it's actually a pile of shit is coming to the Switch. You can now do literally nothing in portable mode.

In a surprise announcement during last night's Nintendo Direct, the excellent Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice was confirmed for launch on Switch.

Developed by Cambridge-based Heavenly Sword and Enslaved studio Ninja Theory, Hellblade previously launched on PC, PlayStation 4 and Xbox One before Ninja Theory was bought out by Microsoft last year.

Its arrival for Switch sometime this spring is another indicator of Microsoft and Nintendo's growing relationship - which has been tipped to properly take off via the introduction of Xbox Live on Nintendo Switch in the future.

And if Microsoft was to announce a version of Xbox Game Pass for Nintendo Switch in the future... well, it would want games like Hellblade on the console to fill its subscription's library.

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#2 JoshRMeyer
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I liked the game. Something different for a change.

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#3  Edited By Maroxad
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I dunno, the voice of the people would imply it is a pretty good game

On a serious note. I gotta love Microsoft's attitude towards the console wars. For doing stuff like this.

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#4  Edited By deactivated-60113e7859d7d
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This game was such a piece of shit. Yet everyone praised it. People are so pretentious. No wonder western games suck ass these days. Lately, I'm playing Japanese games almost exclusively. Nintendo Switch, RE2 and soon DMC5.

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#5 uninspiredcup
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@ezekiel43 said:

This game was such a piece of shit. Yet everyone praised it. People are so pretentious. No wonder western games suck ass these days. Lately, I'm playing Japanese games almost exclusively. Nintendo Switch, RE2 and soon DMC5.

I for one welcome our new Japanese overlords.

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#6 Basinboy
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Didn’t hate it. Production value is top-notch but it had little to nothing in the way of gameplay mechanics. Had the combat been more robust - i.e. had there been more of it - it may have been a competent GOW-lite.

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#7  Edited By schu
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I don't understand the hate on this game. It captures what it is trying to really well. The combat was a bit simple so if you wanted Ninja Gaiden you would be disappointed, but the point of it was to portray a perspective in an immersive fashion.

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@uninspiredcup said:

Incredibly overrated none game artificially given more credit for "teh mature, feelings" even though it's actually a pile of shit is coming to the Switch. You can now do literally nothing in portable mode.

I hate it when people literally use literally incorrectly.

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@JustPlainLucas said:
@uninspiredcup said:

Incredibly overrated none game artificially given more credit for "teh mature, feelings" even though it's actually a pile of shit is coming to the Switch. You can now do literally nothing in portable mode.

I hate it when people literally use literally incorrectly.

https://www.wikihow.com/Use-Italics

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This looked like the definition of a movie game to me. Amazing looks but incredible shallow gameplay.

Not interested in these run-of-the-mill cow games.

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#11 Zaryia
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ugh movie games. ugh sony

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Incredibly overrated none game artificially given more credit for "teh mature, feelings" even though it's actually a pile of shit is coming to the Switch. You can now do literally nothing in portable mode.

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Okay, that was hilarious.

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@JustPlainLucas said:
@uninspiredcup said:

Incredibly overrated none game artificially given more credit for "teh mature, feelings" even though it's actually a pile of shit is coming to the Switch. You can now do literally nothing in portable mode.

I hate it when people literally use literally incorrectly.

The meaning of words change over time.

I've accepted that literally has a new meaning now.

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#14 JustPlainLucas
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@Bread_or_Decide said:
@JustPlainLucas said:
@uninspiredcup said:

Incredibly overrated none game artificially given more credit for "teh mature, feelings" even though it's actually a pile of shit is coming to the Switch. You can now do literally nothing in portable mode.

I hate it when people literally use literally incorrectly.

The meaning of words change over time.

I've accepted that literally has a new meaning now.

I literally hate you both.

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#15 enzyme36
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I hear this game heavily relies on audio to get the full experience. The Switch sound capabilities are not to great to say the least.

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#16  Edited By jaydan
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It did not interest me then, it does not interest me now. This game looks like if Sony devs got together to make an Oscar winning movie.

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#17 mandzilla  Moderator
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@jaydan: When you get out movie-gamed by an indie dev. Ouch!

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#18 horgen  Moderator
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I liked the game... Good for Nintendo getting it.

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It has its shortcomings but it's short enough to be an enjoyable experience. Combat is a mix bag for me, while it's underdeveloped it feels raw and gritty like few games I've played.

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I couldn't get into it and I like those so called movie games.

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#21 Macutchi
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@JustPlainLucas said:
@Bread_or_Decide said:
@JustPlainLucas said:
@uninspiredcup said:

Incredibly overrated none game artificially given more credit for "teh mature, feelings" even though it's actually a pile of shit is coming to the Switch. You can now do literally nothing in portable mode.

I hate it when people literally use literally incorrectly.

The meaning of words change over time.

I've accepted that literally has a new meaning now.

I literally hate you both.

no italics :O

on topic - i got it as a xmas present and played about 30 mins of it before deciding i should finish rdr2 first, so it remains untouched since then. i thought it looked really quite interesting. unique premise, cool audio vocal effects, i'd just had my first combat encounter that wasn't too bad and it introduced what sounded like a permadeath feature which was intriguing

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@Maroxad said:

On a serious note. I gotta love Microsoft's attitude towards the console wars. For doing stuff like this.

? What MS has to do with this?

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#23 mobius_basic
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I liked this game, enjoyed it's story and the landscapes. The sound nailed it for me with binaural audio and the crazy voices whispering in your head. I could see it not being not be everyone's cup of tea but I had fun playing it.

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So 480P 20FPS.

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#25 hrt_rulz01
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More people get to play this great game... awesome.

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#26 deactivated-5f4e2292197f1
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If you hate Hellblade, then maybe you can understand the term "award bait", and its what Sony does, cause they know its an easy win.

Thankfully for PSVR Sony is at least trying new things, cause since they ditched Vita, feels like they've taken few risks, cause most the top amazing stuff was 3rd party, saying was cause most are on Xbox now.

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#27 Pedro
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The movie game developer MS bought (hopefully they move away from the Sony formula for their future games). Yay, to boring movie games coming to the Switch.