Big Nintendo Direct tommorow. (2/17)

Genital Jousting port incoming

@i_p_daily: real characters like cars?

More easy cash ins probably.

@sheevpalpamemes: Even a game with a real car in it would be a step up for Nintendo, baby steps 🤣🤣🤣

Never heard of this thing, but i had to google it. I'd like to see the face of a non gamer when he/she sees you play it on a bus/train. This alone is youtube worthy content.

@i_p_daily: whats being in 3rd place always like?

@sheevpalpamemes: 3rd place? Not sure how I would be in third place.

Let me keep it simple for you as the fumes from the Switch toilet gaming sessions has obviously affected your brain.

I like racing car games, so by me owning an Xbox im in pole position and win the race week after week, and you fictiously owning a Switch & PS5 means you're coming 2nd and 3rd every race.

Hopefully thats cleared it up for you, i doubt it but hey you never know 🤣🤣🤣

Hoping we get anything Zelda, anything Metroid, and anything Pokemon :P

Also have this feeling about Mario Kart 9...

I'm so souped for this.

@i_p_daily: you can do way better than that

Way to troll and derail another thread though.

Well if im trolling and derailing the thread, what do you call bringing sales of MS/Sony into a Nintendo direct???

So i guess you're trolling and derailing the thread also. Oh and you make at least 2 trolling threads per week, people in glass houses buddy.

haha

"I'm not in third place, cause I like car games. And Xbox has car games, so I win".

Man, you're bullet proof.

Sales mean nothing to me, if they mean something to you then more power to you. As long as MS continues to make Forza games i can be in "tenth place" for all i care because I WIN.

That's healthy of you. No, sales don't matter to me. As long as the products I want aren't in danger of going away because of bad sales. I just thought you were playing the SW game, except when talking sales. And it was a bit funny.

I like the way you think.

Xenoblade Chronciles X to Switch would be awesome, and is a no brainer. As for Bravely Default 2, that's coming out soon, so I'd rather Nintendo use their time for announcements and other stuff.

You know what other platform has Forza? And with better performance and graphics? PC.

Some people like to play the ugly version of forza

Both FM7 and FH4 look stunning even on a 8 year old X1 in my opinion. No need for a £2000 PC unless you plan to go the iRacing VR route.

It's fugly and runs like crap.

Are you posting from the toilet again?

True, I can barely spot the differences between FH4/FM7 and Gran Turismo 7.

The gap of graphics between gens is growing smaller.

So apparently the top one is last gen, interesting.

@SolidGame_basic: Well they said that this Direct was going to be focused on both games that are already out and games that will be coming out within the first half of this year. With Bravely Default 2 coming out soon I would think that it’ll be in here to give it one final push before release.

Has it really been 530 days since the last major Nintendo Direct?

OMG OMG! oh... smash... meh :(

More random weeb characters in Smash. Yay?

Glad they got the boring Smash announcement out of the way. Hoping for something good.

FVCK YES! I love me some Mario Golf.

Yay! New Mario Golf.

Pleeeeaassee give me hope for a new zelda.

@briguyb13: That speed mode looks fun

@Litchie: Sales, scores, fps, resolution are 4 things i care the least about.

The day i start to care about any of those is the day i quit gaming.

@Chutebox: Story mode too.

AWW YEYAH! Moar trpgs!

Ooo, this i like

So far this is f**king painful to watch.

Man, **** off Nintendo! Nothing to share?????

What shit!

Maybe now I can actually finish Skyward Sword!

What a waste of time. At least they added regular controls (kind of) to Skyward Sword but the Wii version left such a bitter taste that I think I'll still pass.

What a waste of time that was. Splatoon is irrelevant outside Japan so why close with trash like that?

Easily one of the worst directs I’ve ever watched. Only skyward sword and Mario golf got my attention. Maybe I’ll get monster hunter rise too.

Out off all the announcement only Project Triangle Fantasy caught my eyes. Rather than a FFT like game, its more towards Tactics Ogre where your decisions may leads to Law, Neutral or Chaos endings.

Man 3RD party brought the rukus... and it looks like Nintendo is done for in making new games or fresh out of ideas.

LoL at starting the first direct in 2 years with ANOTHER SMASH character.

Lots of babies crying in here, someone get them to bed.

Overall it was a decent show, lots of great stuff, lots of meh....typical for a Direct. My biggest complaint was their choice for a Smash character reveal.

@NathanDrakeSwag: yea for sure, pumped about mario golf

Pretty hyped about Pyra coming to Smash, finally a XC2 character! Also Ninja Gaiden trilogy. Skyward Sword is the Zelda game i wanted to replay the least, might still get it because I'm a sucker for that series but I would vastly prefer Windwaker/Twilight Princess.

Seen in this direct I will be getting:

1. Project Triangle Strategy

2. Zelda Skyward Sword

3. Legend of Mana

4. Bravely Default 2

5. No More Heroes 3

6. Age of Calamity DLC

Since I already knew about Bravely Default 2 and No more Heroes 3, I would say it was an ok Direct. Not amazing just ok.

Then again, it always beats the Microsoft Directs and the Sony Directs!

Ohh and how bout that reveal of Splatoon part who gives a crap.

....only the 5th multiplayer battle game shown that Direct.