"Why can’t you make a new game Nintendo?"
“What you talking about? Mario Party, Smash Bros, Zelda, Super Mario Bros. etc”
“Yeah but they’re a little bit similar to the previous games, no?”
“Didn’t you play Mario Maker? Now you can make your own new games based on old Nintendo franchises, we’re tired now.”
“But Nintendo, we worship you! You must have a new idea to wow us all and change the face of gaming like you did that one time with Donkey Kong arcade in 1981. We don't know what our Switch is for...”
“…oh, err yeah! Of course! It’s Battle Royale…! You kids like that right? It’s competitive… Tetris!”
“My god. You’ve done it again.”
“Once again Nintendo have proved they are the best game designers in the entire world and have improved upon the perfect game.” - critics etc
“It also has”
“Whoa, slow down Nintendo. I’m still getting over multiplayer?! Tetris?! Just let me catch my breath... OK go.”
“OK, so now you can play the mechanic introduced in Puyo Puyo by Compile in the 1991 but watered down so it’s not too difficult."
"OK that sounds exciting."
"Yes, and you can pretend playing against 98 other strangers is different to playing against one other player. Because 99 is more! Thats 99x the fun!”
“So now I can rank my Tetris abilities to a degree of 99 and finally know how good I am compared to 98 strangers?!”
“You sure can! It won't change how you play in any way but if your really good you can feel good to the exact degree of your success against 98 strangers.”
“This. Game. Deserves. Game of the year. They have improved upon perfection.” - Completely level headed game critic
I will say that at least Tetris 99 has a new gameplay mechanic, unlike Tetris Effect, which is, as the name suggests, is Tetris, with some special effects in the background. Wow.
I’m personally not sure how you can improve on 1984 ascii Tetris. But it can be changed around and spruced up a bit. So here are some other Tetris gimmicks from through the ages I’ve dug up.
Puyo Puyo - Compile - 1991
Beans with eyes. It’s darling. They stick together and 3 or more make them explode. Oh yeah, also it is competitive. Get combos to crap all over your opponent’s day. See also Dr Robotnik’s Mean Bean Machine, Dr Mario, Baku Baku Animal and many, many more.
Blockout - California Dreams - 1991
It’s a version of Tetris that would have suited VR more than the Tetris Effect game, which was being used to push the VR hardware. There is also an unofficial NES version of this game.
Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo - Capcom - 1996
OK it’s Puyo Puyo again but it is different because Capcom's gems can get gigantic until you get the trigger tile and boom! A bit like Baku Baku’s animal tiles eating their respective food types. You do ten hadoken’s into your opponents face and they get a load of grey tiles to clear. Bonus.
Columns - Sega - 1989
Three coloured gems. Always horizontal. You cycle them. Match diagonals, horizontal or vertical sets of three. I don’t know why I’m telling you this.
Sega Sonic Bros - Sega - 1992
Puzo Puyo again. Maybe this was just an logical extension of Tetris but here it is again but this time diagonals can combine with vertices and horizontals to make chains.
Pac Attack - Namco - 1993
Make a chain of ghosts and then drop the pacman block and watch him gobble them all up.
Wetrix - Zed Two, Warthog Games - 1998
OK, this is not a tile matching game but I will always try and cram Dreamcast games in where they don’t belong. Try to make big pools of water for some reason. It’s weird, but it’s good. First came out on N64.
The Next Tetris - Blue Planet Software, The Tetris Company - 1999
Features online mode for 1v1 play. Some shapes have two colours, which lock when land but loose colours will fall down.
Tetris 4D - Bullet Proof Software - 1998
4 Player Tetris on Dreamcast. Just convince three other people you are not an immediate threat to their safety and coax them back to your house and play 4 player vs Tetris against people you can actually see and hate on a personal level for beating you! That is the true multiplayer experience.
Here are some more Tetris games I remembereed on the 15th March 2019....
Lumines - Q Entertainment, Resonair - 2004
A line scans from left to right, clearing matching blocks of 4 or more from two potential block types.
Welltris - Alexey Pajitnov / Spectrum HoloByte (et al) - 1989
Alexey has another go and it's ok. Like Blockout, you look down on the play field but tiles slide in from the sides. Weird.
You can even play this on the ZX Spectrum.
Can anyone think of any more takes on the core Tetris gameplay?
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