http://www.dealspwn.com/10-signs-spent-time-gaming/ just the summary: 1. You're fat 2. You're malnourished 3. Your local shop has banned you 4. You're devoutly religious 5. You can't fight 6. You've got an ASBO 7. Your neighbour has issued a restraining order 8. Muggers love you 9. Your idea of music has changed 10. You don't sleep copy paste each one of the texts here if you want.
Real list; 1. Your mom walks in whilst your playing a game, wipes the drool off of your chin and walks out again. You don't even notice. 2. As well as the little bobbles on the joysticks you're starting to wear away the coating on them. 3. Your fingers have turned orange from eating nothing but cheetos. 4. You've asked your parents to install a dumb waiter... 5. ...and a catheter. 6. Your floor, is like a dirt lasagna, one layer crisp packets, one layer energy drink cans and a final layer of takeaway cartons. 7. When your friend asks you if you want to come out you imagine in your mind which option will give good karma and which will give bad, and answer depending on how you want to shape your character. 8. When your parents ask for a talk about your gaming addiction you try to press start to skip the cutscene. 9. Your hands are permanently bent into a controller holding position. 10. Your 360 overheats and you have a funeral for it.
I've met a lot more skinny gamers than fat gamers.
Anyway out of that crappy list the only one I might apply to is #5; I'd say I'm in pretty decent shape but I've never been in a real fight before so I wouldn't know.
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