Forget the Mueller Report

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#1 Edited by sonicare (56645 posts) -

Has anyone ever seen a copy of Trump's birth certificate? I suspect he may have been born in Kenya and is illegally our president.

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#2 Posted by warmblur (2131 posts) -

He was born in Germany just like his Dad opps sorry my mistake I'm still recovering from windmill cancer.

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#3 Posted by watercrack445 (1435 posts) -

This is what you are thinking in a Saturday morning?

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#4 Posted by Nuck81 (7409 posts) -

Just lie. It doesn't matter.

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#5 Edited by plageus900 (2673 posts) -

Trump is an islamic terrorist from Somolia.

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#6 Posted by Horgen (120135 posts) -

I hear he is a muslim as well. Oh dear.

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#7 Edited by Vaasman (13624 posts) -

Trump is the master of projection, it legitimately wouldn't surprise me if he wasn't technically eligible to be president because of some birth technicality.

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#8 Posted by Gaming-Planet (19917 posts) -

Trump is part of the Aryan race that lives in the hollow earth.

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#9 Posted by sonicare (56645 posts) -

@watercrack445 said:

This is what you are thinking in a Saturday morning?

Im thinking about snorting some lines of coke off a taiwanese hookers chest, but this passes the time.

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#10 Posted by sonicare (56645 posts) -

I left out a t

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#11 Posted by N64DD (11637 posts) -

He had one, but Russia hacked it, and hid it in a yuuuge bush.

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#12 Edited by Zaryia (8176 posts) -

The report is so damning not even Trump can forget it lol. Dude is super mad and keeps angry tweeting about it.

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#13 Posted by Sevenizz (3593 posts) -

Trump 2020!

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#14 Posted by Serraph105 (33645 posts) -

@zaryia said:

The report is so damning not even Trump can forget it lol. Dude is super mad and keeps angry tweeting about it.

I often post angrily about things that totally exonerate me and put me in the clear on social media. Totally fits.

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#15 Posted by npiet1 (2056 posts) -

He a nazi from the moon. Everyone knows they have a space station there.

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#16 Edited by rmpumper (555 posts) -

I hear the US military is starting Agent Orange cleanup in Vietnam, they must have been ordered to wipe out all the traces of Trump's oranges* swamp.